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I cried tonight because I'm 1st Generation Ivy League

drunken post alert
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/04/05
<3 Being understandably moved is a form of appreciation. ...
crimson nowag lettuce
  06/04/05
I like to think that you're right. Thanks, mama. G'night!
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/04/05
Good night, soon2Bemployed :o)
crimson nowag lettuce
  06/04/05
GOY
contagious spot jap
  06/04/05
I'm actually Jewish.
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/04/05
...
Racy charcoal bawdyhouse rigpig
  06/05/05
...
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/04/05
I was the first member of my family to graduate high school....
stimulating dopamine area
  06/04/05
Awesome. I'm not trying to one-up anybody. That's very mov...
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/04/05
Not really. It means I'm poor. Congrats, though..
stimulating dopamine area
  06/04/05
You too. :-) Many congratulations. Never take your opport...
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/04/05
You cried?
grizzly disturbing parlor
  06/04/05
Don't you cry when you're moved by something very meaningful...
crimson nowag lettuce
  06/04/05
Crying is ok, but unless he's from a completely unfortunate ...
grizzly disturbing parlor
  06/04/05
The REAL question is if you were doing a Stanford or MIT gr...
Confused kitty cat
  06/04/05
Yep. But I'll bet Harvard Hopeful '07 wouldn't have.
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/04/05
...
demanding lay
  05/15/08
wtf?
trip azn gaping
  06/04/05
Hate it or love it, the underdog's on top.
stimulating dopamine area
  06/04/05
He's admitting that the "tough" decsion that he ha...
trip azn gaping
  06/04/05
...
trip azn gaping
  12/20/05
1600
Smoky clown
  12/24/05
Cool.. I believe I am 5th gen.
Ruby Spectacular Market
  06/04/05
first gen LAC!!
wonderful hateful resort
  06/04/05
...
milky anal garrison son of senegal
  06/04/05
reality check: it's grad school
slate hall preventive strike
  06/04/05
well, he *did* have a few drinks
Umber laser beams
  06/04/05
...if by "a few," you mean about 10 Jack and cokes...
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/04/05
Beer bong? You kids are tools.
violent thirsty liquid oxygen crackhouse
  06/06/05
prestigious grad degree>prestigious BA/BS I mean, MD f...
wonderful hateful resort
  06/04/05
"True" Havardites are Harvard college grads.
trip azn gaping
  06/04/05
employers wouldn't care if you're a true Harvarite or not, M...
wonderful hateful resort
  06/04/05
I'm not talking about employers - I'm talking about the peck...
trip azn gaping
  06/04/05
this is quite true.
Salmon hyperventilating mediation
  06/05/05
"Harvardian"
chartreuse heady school cafeteria pocket flask
  06/04/05
:(
trip azn gaping
  06/04/05
lol
chartreuse heady school cafeteria pocket flask
  06/04/05
I'll leave you guys to figure it out and issue a missive to ...
trip azn gaping
  06/04/05
there's a huge difference
slate hall preventive strike
  06/04/05
ahahaha.
wonderful hateful resort
  06/04/05
someone had to be the one to say it.
slate hall preventive strike
  06/04/05
brutally honest, eh
chartreuse heady school cafeteria pocket flask
  06/04/05
You're imposing your values on him.
trip azn gaping
  06/04/05
i apologize, wholeheartedly.
slate hall preventive strike
  06/04/05
One man's trash is another's treasure (*edit: at least it's ...
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/04/05
2400
Onyx menage
  10/17/05
not at all, AB from Harvard and MD from TTT State U is bette...
startling elite turdskin
  06/04/05
i'm gonna have to disagree with you on that one, chief. i'm ...
Awkward peach volcanic crater locale
  06/04/05
ahahahahaha 2400
Onyx menage
  02/20/06
I don't know why it would be such a HUUUUUUUUGE deal. Did yo...
chartreuse heady school cafeteria pocket flask
  06/04/05
of course he did. why would he not?
wonderful hateful resort
  06/04/05
this thread would be extra weird if he didn't.
chartreuse heady school cafeteria pocket flask
  06/04/05
did you cry when you got into whatever school you're going t...
slate hall preventive strike
  06/04/05
of course not... it's not a PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY in EVANST...
wonderful hateful resort
  06/04/05
He didn't get into the PRESTIGIOUS JOHNS HOPKINS UNIVERSITY ...
glassy low-t masturbator therapy
  06/04/05
woa. TRAGIC!
wonderful hateful resort
  06/04/05
No. Everything seems like a huge deal at 5:30 A.M. when you...
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/04/05
Haha, ok.
chartreuse heady school cafeteria pocket flask
  06/04/05
Ivy > Northwestern
Jet-lagged mauve step-uncle's house
  06/04/05
Alcohol. What can't it do?
hyperactive indian lodge
  06/04/05
make me not fall in love with you
Iridescent Church Community Account
  06/04/05
Erase my night with you.
trip azn gaping
  06/04/05
beer goggles!
wonderful hateful resort
  06/04/05
It's the nectar of the gods.
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/04/05
i believe the goddesses drank the fluids from one lucky god'...
Awkward peach volcanic crater locale
  06/04/05
pussy
plum roast beef generalized bond
  06/04/05
...
motley carmine tanning salon
  06/04/05
lame.
Gay Flirting Parlour Tattoo
  06/04/05
I thought this was going to be about you being sad that your...
vigorous ruddy theater travel guidebook
  06/04/05
I'm scared.
Passionate address
  06/04/05
This is fucking lame.
aphrodisiac idea he suggested
  06/04/05
His judgment was off due to alcohol. It happens.
glassy low-t masturbator therapy
  06/04/05
that's kind of ttt.
maniacal cuck sweet tailpipe
  06/04/05
last night a dj saved my life
Emerald Athletic Conference
  06/04/05
weird.
thriller sapphire kitchen
  06/04/05
...
demanding lay
  06/04/05
he's a graduate student, it'll be alrite
thriller sapphire kitchen
  06/04/05
...
demanding lay
  06/04/05
Stipends
primrose keepsake machete school
  06/06/05
A rarer thing for masters programs.
trip azn gaping
  06/06/05
You got into a regional studies master's program with no fun...
Silver hell digit ratio
  06/04/05
Acknowledged. Don't necessarily disagree. The amount I con...
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/04/05
i just hate you.
indigo site
  06/04/05
I just heart you. *edit: Admit it, you laughed at this t...
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/04/05
nope.
indigo site
  06/05/05
How did she (g/f) react?
citrine house-broken heaven
  06/05/05
no more drunk dialing for you.
vibrant ladyboy milk
  06/05/05
This is pretty toolish. First to go to an "Ivy"?? ...
Bonkers mewling piazza
  06/05/05
i agree. this dude puts WAY too much emphasis on going ...
Learning disabled station
  06/05/05
well, for wash u, yes.
Salmon hyperventilating mediation
  06/06/05
I thought you went to NU?
Salmon hyperventilating mediation
  06/05/05
Fucking loser.
bearded ape dilemma
  06/05/05
I will end you, you fool.
violent thirsty liquid oxygen crackhouse
  06/06/05
always classic.
lascivious godawful chad orchestra pit
  03/05/06
i REALLY always thought you were a girl..
Underhanded Property Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/06/05
im the first sub 1200 sat scorer in my family
charismatic gaped messiness shrine
  06/06/05
im the first person in my family (probably) going to the pre...
Umber laser beams
  06/06/05
*gasp* Duke reject legacy?
glassy low-t masturbator therapy
  06/06/05
Nope, my uncle went to State (he is prestigious, having gott...
Umber laser beams
  06/06/05
That doesn't counter my claim. Were they accepted at Duke?
glassy low-t masturbator therapy
  06/06/05
They didn't apply. Duke doesn't have UG business, and their ...
Umber laser beams
  06/06/05
Excellent. Looks like I'll never live this down (this is pr...
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/06/05
How drunk were you?
Umber laser beams
  06/06/05
It doesn't matter...being drunk can only excuse so much.
aphrodisiac idea he suggested
  06/06/05
One of the best messages EVER posted...People in life need t...
violent thirsty liquid oxygen crackhouse
  06/06/05
Very. And I'd been up for over 24 hours. Whatever...the...
180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed
  06/06/05
I'm probably going to be the first person in my family to go...
Sinister honey-headed temple
  06/06/05
Advanced math classes? What, pray tell, are these "adv...
violent thirsty liquid oxygen crackhouse
  06/06/05
christ, this is pathetic
Appetizing amethyst principal's office sex offender
  06/08/05
bump this fucking shit
odious purple national sneaky criminal
  10/16/05
yeah - this shit is wicked funny.
Learning disabled station
  10/16/05
yeah, it used to be funnier before he edited the original po...
odious purple national sneaky criminal
  10/17/05
YOU ARE A STRANGE AND CREEPY POSTER
brilliant fragrant stag film immigrant
  12/20/05
I cried on my first day of college, too, but mostly because ...
blue dingle berry
  10/17/05
homo
trip azn gaping
  10/17/05
I'm also first generation Ivy League.
arousing vermilion newt faggot firefighter
  12/20/05
But did you cry about it?
out-of-control sandwich
  12/20/05
I have not.
arousing vermilion newt faggot firefighter
  12/20/05
I think you should. Just because.
Learning disabled station
  12/20/05
:|
arousing vermilion newt faggot firefighter
  12/20/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&mc=...
brilliant fragrant stag film immigrant
  12/20/05
PLEASE RESPOND TO MY ACCUSATIONS SIR
brilliant fragrant stag film immigrant
  12/25/05
awww...
wine sticky cruise ship
  12/24/05
Damn, this has some staying power.
Sepia Base Legal Warrant
  12/25/05
CHRISTMAS DAY?!
Mahogany Boiling Water Stead
  03/05/06
...he's jewish...
violent rehab
  03/05/06
no wonder he's just such a whiney little bitch.
Nudist jew
  03/05/06
LOL
Mahogany Boiling Water Stead
  03/05/06
frosttt is a bitch, but she is right on the money in this th...
Onyx menage
  02/20/06
frosttt is a cum-sucking slut but yeah she is right.
lascivious godawful chad orchestra pit
  03/05/06
get over your emotions.
Nudist jew
  03/05/06
...
Nudist jew
  04/12/06
I'm a first-generation Harvardian. Yeeeeeee Skeet Skeet Skee...
dashing stage potus
  04/14/06
*sarcastic clap*
Pea-brained poppy pit brethren
  04/14/06
Who would have thought ...
transparent boistinker dysfunction
  04/14/06
My prestige knows no bounds.
Sepia Base Legal Warrant
  04/14/06
puusy.
slimy theater stage legend
  04/14/06
puusy, eh?
Nudist jew
  04/14/06
awww so sweet
Provocative headpube
  10/22/06
lol, ivy league, lol
brilliant fragrant stag film immigrant
  10/22/06
Most of the ivy league is pretty ttt.
maniacal cuck sweet tailpipe
  04/22/07
Says the Johns Hopkins grad.
Naked boyish new version kitty
  04/22/07
False.
maniacal cuck sweet tailpipe
  04/23/07
...
Soul-stirring University Knife
  04/22/07
...
titillating big-titted coffee pot
  03/11/08
...
Adventurous unholy pozpig
  05/03/08
...
razzmatazz mint hospital mental disorder
  09/07/08
Ah, a classic. I am the first and only to get a degree in th...
Bearded Puce Toilet Seat
  09/08/08
lol. this thread never gets old
at-the-ready boltzmann
  09/08/08
columbia? asian studies? unfunded terminal masters program...
Sable brunch alpha
  09/08/08


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Date: June 4th, 2005 6:35 AM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed

drunken post alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928010)





Date: June 4th, 2005 6:58 AM
Author: crimson nowag lettuce

<3 Being understandably moved is a form of appreciation. It's a wonderful thing, a tribute to your family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928019)





Date: June 4th, 2005 6:59 AM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed

I like to think that you're right. Thanks, mama. G'night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928021)





Date: June 4th, 2005 7:06 AM
Author: crimson nowag lettuce

Good night, soon2Bemployed :o)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928023)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:57 PM
Author: contagious spot jap
Subject: GOY

get over YOURSELF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928768)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed

I'm actually Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928803)





Date: June 5th, 2005 6:36 PM
Author: Racy charcoal bawdyhouse rigpig
Subject: But you're dating a shiksa!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2937786)





Date: June 4th, 2005 6:50 AM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928012)





Date: June 4th, 2005 6:51 AM
Author: stimulating dopamine area

I was the first member of my family to graduate high school. Beat that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928014)





Date: June 4th, 2005 6:52 AM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed

Awesome. I'm not trying to one-up anybody. That's very moving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928016)





Date: June 4th, 2005 6:54 AM
Author: stimulating dopamine area

Not really. It means I'm poor.

Congrats, though..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928017)





Date: June 4th, 2005 6:56 AM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed

You too. :-) Many congratulations. Never take your opportunities for granted. Thanks for posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928018)





Date: June 4th, 2005 9:02 AM
Author: grizzly disturbing parlor

You cried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928049)





Date: June 4th, 2005 9:11 AM
Author: crimson nowag lettuce

Don't you cry when you're moved by something very meaningful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928050)





Date: June 4th, 2005 9:18 PM
Author: grizzly disturbing parlor

Crying is ok, but unless he's from a completely unfortunate family, this is not a good reason to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2931647)





Date: June 4th, 2005 10:19 AM
Author: Confused kitty cat

The REAL question is if you were doing a Stanford or MIT graduate program, would you have still cried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928126)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed

Yep. But I'll bet Harvard Hopeful '07 wouldn't have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928632)





Date: May 15th, 2008 4:49 AM
Author: demanding lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#9787075)





Date: June 4th, 2005 10:22 AM
Author: trip azn gaping

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928133)





Date: June 4th, 2005 10:23 AM
Author: stimulating dopamine area

Hate it or love it, the underdog's on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928138)





Date: June 4th, 2005 10:46 AM
Author: trip azn gaping

He's admitting that the "tough" decsion that he had to made between schools was not much of a decision at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928176)





Date: December 20th, 2005 4:07 PM
Author: trip azn gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4620644)





Date: December 24th, 2005 10:31 PM
Author: Smoky clown

1600



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4658537)





Date: June 4th, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: Ruby Spectacular Market

Cool..

I believe I am 5th gen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928165)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: wonderful hateful resort

first gen LAC!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928193)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:30 PM
Author: milky anal garrison son of senegal
Subject: hear, hear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930203)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:07 AM
Author: slate hall preventive strike
Subject: reality check: it's grad school

in an obscure subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928203)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: Umber laser beams

well, he *did* have a few drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928217)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed

...if by "a few," you mean about 10 Jack and cokes and 4 beer bongs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928672)





Date: June 6th, 2005 5:27 AM
Author: violent thirsty liquid oxygen crackhouse

Beer bong? You kids are tools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2941985)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:14 AM
Author: wonderful hateful resort

prestigious grad degree>prestigious BA/BS

I mean, MD from Harvard, BA from State U is better than BA from Harvard, and MD from TTT State U.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928225)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:17 AM
Author: trip azn gaping

"True" Havardites are Harvard college grads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928237)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:18 AM
Author: wonderful hateful resort

employers wouldn't care if you're a true Harvarite or not, MD from Harvard is prestigious enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928241)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:21 AM
Author: trip azn gaping

I'm not talking about employers - I'm talking about the pecking order inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928251)





Date: June 5th, 2005 7:14 PM
Author: Salmon hyperventilating mediation

this is quite true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2937987)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: chartreuse heady school cafeteria pocket flask

"Harvardian"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928245)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: trip azn gaping
Subject: :(

That's what happens when you graduate from a ttt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928248)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:22 AM
Author: chartreuse heady school cafeteria pocket flask
Subject: lol

I think it sounds kinda stupid though. Yalie and Princetonian sound much better, imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928256)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:26 AM
Author: trip azn gaping

I'll leave you guys to figure it out and issue a missive to the masses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928269)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:21 AM
Author: slate hall preventive strike
Subject: there's a huge difference

dude if he was going to be attending columbia med/law he'd get props from me, but come on: asian studies? not really prestiguous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928249)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:21 AM
Author: wonderful hateful resort

ahahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928253)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: slate hall preventive strike
Subject: someone had to be the one to say it.

i'm just keepin' it real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928262)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:24 AM
Author: chartreuse heady school cafeteria pocket flask

brutally honest, eh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928265)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:26 AM
Author: trip azn gaping

You're imposing your values on him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928272)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:27 AM
Author: slate hall preventive strike
Subject: i apologize, wholeheartedly.

i didn't cry when i got into college, so i can't really relate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928276)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed

One man's trash is another's treasure (*edit: at least it's not "liberal studies.").

Actually, the do have a liberal studies Asian Studies program, but this isn't it, thankfully.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928666)





Date: October 17th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: Onyx menage

2400

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4068238)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: startling elite turdskin

not at all, AB from Harvard and MD from TTT State U is better. MD from any school is prestigious given the nature of today's competition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928544)





Date: June 4th, 2005 7:20 PM
Author: Awkward peach volcanic crater locale

i'm gonna have to disagree with you on that one, chief. i'm not even going to justify myself or my use of the word "chief."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930950)





Date: February 20th, 2006 10:39 AM
Author: Onyx menage

ahahahahaha 2400

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5138167)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: chartreuse heady school cafeteria pocket flask

I don't know why it would be such a HUUUUUUUUGE deal. Did you cry when you got into Northwestern?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928260)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:25 AM
Author: wonderful hateful resort

of course he did. why would he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928268)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:26 AM
Author: chartreuse heady school cafeteria pocket flask

this thread would be extra weird if he didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928271)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:27 AM
Author: slate hall preventive strike

did you cry when you got into whatever school you're going to next year? (i think mt. holyoke?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928274)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:28 AM
Author: wonderful hateful resort

of course not... it's not a PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY in EVANSTON, IL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928279)





Date: June 4th, 2005 12:46 PM
Author: glassy low-t masturbator therapy

He didn't get into the PRESTIGIOUS JOHNS HOPKINS UNIVERSITY in BALTIMORE, MISSISSIPPI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928460)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:18 PM
Author: wonderful hateful resort

woa. TRAGIC!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930117)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed

No. Everything seems like a huge deal at 5:30 A.M. when you've been drinking since 10:00. Couple that with the fact that I only had enough money for 2/3 of the cab ride and had to walk the rest (from downtown Chicago to NU--those who know the area understand), and you've got the makings for a damn strange morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928652)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:41 PM
Author: chartreuse heady school cafeteria pocket flask

Haha, ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930284)





Date: June 4th, 2005 2:48 PM
Author: Jet-lagged mauve step-uncle's house

Ivy > Northwestern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2929111)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: hyperactive indian lodge

Alcohol. What can't it do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928287)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:40 AM
Author: Iridescent Church Community Account

make me not fall in love with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928300)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:41 AM
Author: trip azn gaping

Erase my night with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928303)





Date: June 4th, 2005 12:04 PM
Author: wonderful hateful resort

beer goggles!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928358)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed

It's the nectar of the gods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928654)





Date: June 4th, 2005 7:21 PM
Author: Awkward peach volcanic crater locale

i believe the goddesses drank the fluids from one lucky god's mythic dong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930960)





Date: June 4th, 2005 12:02 PM
Author: plum roast beef generalized bond

pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928347)





Date: June 4th, 2005 12:47 PM
Author: motley carmine tanning salon
Subject: I feel you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928461)





Date: June 4th, 2005 12:51 PM
Author: Gay Flirting Parlour Tattoo

lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928468)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:06 PM
Author: vigorous ruddy theater travel guidebook

I thought this was going to be about you being sad that your family is unprestigious.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928509)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:53 PM
Author: Passionate address

I'm scared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928737)





Date: June 4th, 2005 2:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac idea he suggested

This is fucking lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2929102)





Date: June 4th, 2005 2:48 PM
Author: glassy low-t masturbator therapy

His judgment was off due to alcohol. It happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2929109)





Date: June 4th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: maniacal cuck sweet tailpipe

that's kind of ttt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2929131)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:19 PM
Author: Emerald Athletic Conference
Subject: last night a dj saved my life

from a broken heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930125)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: thriller sapphire kitchen

weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930138)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: demanding lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930152)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: thriller sapphire kitchen

he's a graduate student, it'll be alrite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930156)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:48 PM
Author: demanding lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930333)





Date: June 6th, 2005 2:21 PM
Author: primrose keepsake machete school

Stipends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943179)





Date: June 6th, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: trip azn gaping

A rarer thing for masters programs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943227)





Date: June 4th, 2005 8:09 PM
Author: Silver hell digit ratio

You got into a regional studies master's program with no funding - big fucking deal. This is slightly more prestigious than a master's of education.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2931170)





Date: June 4th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed

Acknowledged. Don't necessarily disagree. The amount I consumed could have made a rusted nail stuck in my foot look like gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2931663)





Date: June 4th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: indigo site

i just hate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2931631)





Date: June 4th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed

I just heart you.

*edit: Admit it, you laughed at this thread. Just a bit. Maybe cracked a little smile, even if it was at my expense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2931679)





Date: June 5th, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: indigo site

nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2937844)





Date: June 5th, 2005 5:36 AM
Author: citrine house-broken heaven

How did she (g/f) react?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2934985)





Date: June 5th, 2005 5:40 AM
Author: vibrant ladyboy milk

no more drunk dialing for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2934990)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:25 PM
Author: Bonkers mewling piazza

This is pretty toolish. First to go to an "Ivy"?? Come on. I could maybe see if you were the first to graduate from college or something. That's touching. This is just pretentious and self-absorbed....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2935777)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:31 PM
Author: Learning disabled station

i agree.

this dude puts WAY too much emphasis on going to an 'ivy' there are clearly other schools that offer a similar education and being educated @ an 'ivy' doesn't make it any better than say duke, MIT or WashU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2935796)





Date: June 6th, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Salmon hyperventilating mediation

well, for wash u, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943111)





Date: June 5th, 2005 6:54 PM
Author: Salmon hyperventilating mediation

I thought you went to NU?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2937874)





Date: June 5th, 2005 7:00 PM
Author: bearded ape dilemma

Fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2937915)





Date: June 6th, 2005 5:28 AM
Author: violent thirsty liquid oxygen crackhouse

I will end you, you fool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2941987)





Date: March 5th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: lascivious godawful chad orchestra pit

always classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5255035)





Date: June 6th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Underhanded Property Scourge Upon The Earth

i REALLY always thought you were a girl..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943142)





Date: June 6th, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: charismatic gaped messiness shrine

im the first sub 1200 sat scorer in my family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943201)





Date: June 6th, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Umber laser beams

im the first person in my family (probably) going to the prestigious UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943207)





Date: June 6th, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: glassy low-t masturbator therapy

*gasp* Duke reject legacy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943825)





Date: June 6th, 2005 4:00 PM
Author: Umber laser beams

Nope, my uncle went to State (he is prestigious, having gotten a degree in engineering) and one of my grandfathers went to Wake Forest (he is not prestigious, having a business degree). My parents went to high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943863)





Date: June 6th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: glassy low-t masturbator therapy

That doesn't counter my claim. Were they accepted at Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943976)





Date: June 6th, 2005 4:16 PM
Author: Umber laser beams

They didn't apply. Duke doesn't have UG business, and their engineering is TTT (and was even moreso in the late 60s).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2944008)





Date: June 6th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed

Excellent. Looks like I'll never live this down (this is probably the first thread I've ever started that's garnered more than 90 posts, though I can't say that I'm thrilled). Not that I don't deserve whatever's coming to me for posting this ridiculous shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2944146)





Date: June 6th, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: Umber laser beams

How drunk were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2944185)





Date: June 6th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac idea he suggested

It doesn't matter...being drunk can only excuse so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2944210)





Date: June 6th, 2005 7:44 PM
Author: violent thirsty liquid oxygen crackhouse

One of the best messages EVER posted...People in life need to stop getting drunk so they can do stupid shit and excuse it on being drunk.

A-MEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2945477)





Date: June 6th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: 180 Candlestick Maker Half-breed

Very. And I'd been up for over 24 hours.

Whatever...the damage has been done, regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2944230)





Date: June 6th, 2005 7:22 PM
Author: Sinister honey-headed temple

I'm probably going to be the first person in my family to go to a private school. I was also the first person in my family to take advanced math classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2945325)





Date: June 6th, 2005 7:43 PM
Author: violent thirsty liquid oxygen crackhouse

Advanced math classes? What, pray tell, are these "advanced math classes" that you take?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2945468)





Date: June 8th, 2005 4:14 PM
Author: Appetizing amethyst principal's office sex offender

christ, this is pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2961198)





Date: October 16th, 2005 9:29 PM
Author: odious purple national sneaky criminal

bump this fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4063991)





Date: October 16th, 2005 11:01 PM
Author: Learning disabled station

yeah - this shit is wicked funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4065093)





Date: October 17th, 2005 12:43 AM
Author: odious purple national sneaky criminal

yeah, it used to be funnier before he edited the original post. it went into all this detail about how ttt his family was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4066190)





Date: December 20th, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: brilliant fragrant stag film immigrant

YOU ARE A STRANGE AND CREEPY POSTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4621949)





Date: October 17th, 2005 7:04 AM
Author: blue dingle berry

I cried on my first day of college, too, but mostly because I crushed my testicles when I sat down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4067748)





Date: October 17th, 2005 7:29 AM
Author: trip azn gaping

homo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4067759)





Date: December 20th, 2005 5:39 PM
Author: arousing vermilion newt faggot firefighter

I'm also first generation Ivy League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4621813)





Date: December 20th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: out-of-control sandwich

But did you cry about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4621824)





Date: December 20th, 2005 5:47 PM
Author: arousing vermilion newt faggot firefighter

I have not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4621914)





Date: December 20th, 2005 6:01 PM
Author: Learning disabled station

I think you should. Just because.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4622103)





Date: December 20th, 2005 6:07 PM
Author: arousing vermilion newt faggot firefighter

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4622183)





Date: December 20th, 2005 6:07 PM
Author: brilliant fragrant stag film immigrant

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&mc=117&forum_id=1#4621949

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4622194)





Date: December 25th, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: brilliant fragrant stag film immigrant

PLEASE RESPOND TO MY ACCUSATIONS SIR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4661653)





Date: December 24th, 2005 7:05 PM
Author: wine sticky cruise ship

awww...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4657624)





Date: December 25th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Sepia Base Legal Warrant

Damn, this has some staying power.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4661022)





Date: March 5th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: Mahogany Boiling Water Stead

CHRISTMAS DAY?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5254676)





Date: March 5th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: violent rehab

...he's jewish...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5254710)





Date: March 5th, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Nudist jew

no wonder he's just such a whiney little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5254730)





Date: March 5th, 2006 5:58 PM
Author: Mahogany Boiling Water Stead

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5255264)





Date: February 20th, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: Onyx menage

frosttt is a bitch, but she is right on the money in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5138165)





Date: March 5th, 2006 5:34 PM
Author: lascivious godawful chad orchestra pit

frosttt is a cum-sucking slut but yeah she is right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5255063)





Date: March 5th, 2006 4:13 PM
Author: Nudist jew

get over your emotions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5254388)





Date: April 12th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Nudist jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5571529)





Date: April 14th, 2006 4:02 AM
Author: dashing stage potus

I'm a first-generation Harvardian. Yeeeeeee Skeet Skeet Skeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5578395)





Date: April 14th, 2006 4:07 AM
Author: Pea-brained poppy pit brethren

*sarcastic clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5578410)





Date: April 14th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: transparent boistinker dysfunction
Subject: Who would have thought ...

.. that less than a year later, anongradstudent would be a running partner of Lee Bollinger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5578650)





Date: April 14th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: Sepia Base Legal Warrant

My prestige knows no bounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5579427)





Date: April 14th, 2006 1:15 PM
Author: slimy theater stage legend

puusy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5579809)





Date: April 14th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Nudist jew

puusy, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5579960)





Date: October 22nd, 2006 1:31 PM
Author: Provocative headpube

awww so sweet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#6834702)





Date: October 22nd, 2006 1:33 PM
Author: brilliant fragrant stag film immigrant

lol, ivy league, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#6834713)





Date: April 22nd, 2007 6:15 PM
Author: maniacal cuck sweet tailpipe

Most of the ivy league is pretty ttt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#7982184)





Date: April 22nd, 2007 11:27 PM
Author: Naked boyish new version kitty

Says the Johns Hopkins grad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#7983893)





Date: April 23rd, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: maniacal cuck sweet tailpipe

False.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#7985839)





Date: April 22nd, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring University Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#7984089)





Date: March 11th, 2008 6:05 PM
Author: titillating big-titted coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#9464038)





Date: May 3rd, 2008 7:34 PM
Author: Adventurous unholy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#9728868)





Date: September 7th, 2008 12:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz mint hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#10134129)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:18 AM
Author: Bearded Puce Toilet Seat

Ah, a classic. I am the first and only to get a degree in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#10137922)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:23 AM
Author: at-the-ready boltzmann

lol. this thread never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#10137943)





Date: September 8th, 2008 4:07 PM
Author: Sable brunch alpha

columbia?

asian studies?

unfunded terminal masters program?

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#10139515)