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I am THIS close to scoring with my cousin

Okay, so my cousin is almost 17, but lives in Hong Kong, so ...
Aromatic Coral Shrine Half-breed
  09/22/04
This is unarguably the best thread ever.
Insecure Trust Fund
  09/22/04
At least top 10.
Shivering pit
  09/22/04
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85311
cerebral stage
  09/22/04
I stand uncorrected.
Insecure Trust Fund
  09/22/04
...
Hilarious Low-t Ratface
  09/22/04
...
Aromatic Coral Shrine Half-breed
  09/22/04
...
Hilarious Low-t Ratface
  09/22/04
dont mind me
Purple affirmative action
  09/22/04
hah
Kink-friendly boyish love of her life
  07/20/06
hahahhahaha. so good.
Stirring aquamarine deer antler sanctuary
  09/22/04
I laughed like hell just from reading the title. And then...
spectacular fat ankles
  09/22/04
You just made my day. Or week. Or decade.
Razzle-dazzle Offensive Trailer Park Volcanic Crater
  09/22/04
I think I'm the only one that didn't laugh....? But I'm a...
Racy brunch immigrant
  09/22/04
I didn't crack a smile....I think it's more of a "WTF?&...
Histrionic Lilac Spot Becky
  09/22/04
same here.
Navy church
  06/09/05
are you even CAPABLE of cracking a smile? i thought you had...
Painfully Honest Public Bath
  07/20/06
haha
underhanded misanthropic state puppy
  09/22/04
very amusing.
Impressive address pervert
  09/22/04
i started laughing right as my dad walked in the room and he...
Razzmatazz Parlour Fanboi
  09/22/04
hahaha Wow, the suspense was killing me.
Transparent Piazza Stain
  09/22/04
brilliant
Marvelous indian lodge sneaky criminal
  09/22/04
I thought of the song when I saw the word "mash", ...
greedy cerise box office patrolman
  09/22/04
I did too.
Unholy passionate home
  09/22/04
good, i'm not alone
greedy cerise box office patrolman
  09/22/04
do you think adding a similar song would make this thread be...
greedy cerise box office patrolman
  09/22/04
i dont know what i was talking about here
greedy cerise box office patrolman
  07/01/05
lol
Adventurous reading party tattoo
  07/01/05
...
Frisky Cream Masturbator Resort
  12/12/04
...
irradiated property famous landscape painting
  12/12/04
...
Frisky Cream Masturbator Resort
  12/12/04
...
Frisky Cream Masturbator Resort
  12/12/04
...
Frisky Cream Masturbator Resort
  12/12/04
stfu
irradiated property famous landscape painting
  12/12/04
u!
Lime Excitant Therapy
  12/13/04
no, YOU, stfu
Painfully Honest Public Bath
  07/20/06
bump
green theater idiot
  12/15/04
...
Comical tantric tanning salon
  04/16/05
Quality
Iridescent set
  04/16/05
Good flame.
talented principal's office
  04/16/05
small cock.
Comical tantric tanning salon
  04/16/05
...
Comical tantric tanning salon
  04/26/05
silly crackers.
big fantasy-prone location
  04/26/05
im a motherfucking P-I-M-P
Comical tantric tanning salon
  06/09/05
...
Comical tantric tanning salon
  06/09/05
...
Comical tantric tanning salon
  06/11/05
...
Comical tantric tanning salon
  07/01/05
...
chocolate people who are hurt
  07/01/05
a truly legendary post.
flickering wonderful generalized bond
  06/09/05
This always happens at family reunions with me and TheDad
lake school
  07/01/05
http://thegfa.info/index.php?pg=622
Seedy den
  07/01/05
busted
Adventurous reading party tattoo
  07/01/05
I thought it was wierd he's have a cousin from Hong Kong.
Stirring aquamarine deer antler sanctuary
  07/01/05
I knew he had gotten it from somewhere, I just never thought...
spectacular fat ankles
  08/16/05
It looks to have died.
jade codepig base
  05/05/07
hah
Overrated marketing idea
  01/02/06
West Virginia! West Virginia!
Diverse National Hairy Legs
  01/02/06
...
Stirring aquamarine deer antler sanctuary
  06/04/06
...
Autistic Bawdyhouse
  06/12/06
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21277634....
orange nibblets
  05/05/07
Just use adequate protection
vivacious blue station pozpig
  05/05/07
I love when they get that look in their eye.
Adventurous reading party tattoo
  10/31/08


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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:27 PM
Author: Aromatic Coral Shrine Half-breed

Okay, so my cousin is almost 17, but lives in Hong Kong, so no ass for me usually...

BUT I got her email and started talking to her on MSN not long ago, and we really hit it off. About two weeks ago, her and her family finally hopped on a flight here to see the rest of the family, since it had been about 4 years since they last saw each other.

Things were going good, and I managed to take her out a few nights, and Friday night... we were on the sofa in my house, watching a movie, talking a bit, pretty normal stuff. Eventually the conversation turns to sex and suddenly she gets this look in her eye and pushes me back onto the sofa, gets on top....and then she did the mash...

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She did the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

She did the mash

It caught on in a flash

She did the mash

She did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash

They did the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

They did the mash

It caught on in a flash

They did the mash

They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun

The party had just begun

The guests included Wolf Man

Dracula and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds

The coffin-bangers were about to arrive

With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

They played the mash

They played the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

They played the mash

It caught on in a flash

They played the mash

They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring

Seems he was troubled by just one thing

He opened the lid and shook his fist

And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

It's now the mash

It's now the monster mash

The monster mash

And it's a graveyard smash

It's now the mash

It's caught on in a flash

It's now the mash

It's now the monster mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band

And my monster mash is the hit of the land

For you, the living, this mash was meant too

When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash

Then you can monster mash

The monster mash

And do my graveyard smash

Then you can mash

You'll catch on in a flash

Then you can mash

Then you can monster mash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374963)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:30 PM
Author: Insecure Trust Fund

This is unarguably the best thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374970)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:32 PM
Author: Shivering pit

At least top 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374978)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:33 PM
Author: cerebral stage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85311

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374982)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:41 PM
Author: Insecure Trust Fund

I stand uncorrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375006)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:00 PM
Author: Hilarious Low-t Ratface
Subject: I knew this was a West Virginia concoction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375657)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:04 PM
Author: Aromatic Coral Shrine Half-breed
Subject: bah i knew someone was going to say that



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375673)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:06 PM
Author: Hilarious Low-t Ratface
Subject: I am afraid it was unavoidable -



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375687)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 9:37 PM
Author: Purple affirmative action
Subject: dont mind me

just whoring through

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376898)





Date: July 20th, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: Kink-friendly boyish love of her life

hah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258483)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:33 PM
Author: Stirring aquamarine deer antler sanctuary

hahahhahaha. so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374983)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:55 PM
Author: spectacular fat ankles

I laughed like hell just from reading the title.

And then I clicked the thread. Oh, fuck. Who is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375064)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Offensive Trailer Park Volcanic Crater

You just made my day.

Or week.

Or decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375115)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:09 PM
Author: Racy brunch immigrant

I think I'm the only one that didn't laugh....?

But I'm also very drugged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375126)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:55 PM
Author: Histrionic Lilac Spot Becky

I didn't crack a smile....I think it's more of a "WTF?" sort of amusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375327)





Date: June 9th, 2005 3:07 AM
Author: Navy church

same here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2967025)





Date: July 20th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Public Bath

are you even CAPABLE of cracking a smile? i thought you had given up on that, and on life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258616)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:24 PM
Author: underhanded misanthropic state puppy

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375207)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:19 PM
Author: Impressive address pervert

very amusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375423)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Parlour Fanboi

i started laughing right as my dad walked in the room and he was like wtf you're sitting in here alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375440)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:57 PM
Author: Transparent Piazza Stain

hahaha

Wow, the suspense was killing me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375645)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:59 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge sneaky criminal

brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375650)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:11 PM
Author: greedy cerise box office patrolman

I thought of the song when I saw the word "mash", so it wasn't as funny for me as for everyone else. I make weird connections like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376045)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:12 PM
Author: Unholy passionate home

I did too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376054)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:13 PM
Author: greedy cerise box office patrolman

good, i'm not alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376056)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:15 PM
Author: greedy cerise box office patrolman

do you think adding a similar song would make this thread better or worse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376062)





Date: July 1st, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: greedy cerise box office patrolman

i dont know what i was talking about here



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163571)





Date: July 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party tattoo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163779)





Date: December 12th, 2004 8:34 PM
Author: Frisky Cream Masturbator Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1781895)





Date: December 12th, 2004 8:36 PM
Author: irradiated property famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1781900)





Date: December 12th, 2004 9:10 PM
Author: Frisky Cream Masturbator Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782046)





Date: December 12th, 2004 9:28 PM
Author: Frisky Cream Masturbator Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782159)





Date: December 12th, 2004 9:54 PM
Author: Frisky Cream Masturbator Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782282)





Date: December 12th, 2004 9:58 PM
Author: irradiated property famous landscape painting

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782295)





Date: December 13th, 2004 6:35 AM
Author: Lime Excitant Therapy

u!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1783907)





Date: July 20th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Public Bath

no, YOU, stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258625)





Date: December 15th, 2004 2:20 PM
Author: green theater idiot
Subject: bump

for S's & G's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1795957)





Date: April 16th, 2005 4:17 AM
Author: Comical tantric tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2569198)





Date: April 16th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Iridescent set

Quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2570609)





Date: April 16th, 2005 6:41 PM
Author: talented principal's office

Good flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2571568)





Date: April 16th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Comical tantric tanning salon

small cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2572814)





Date: April 26th, 2005 4:09 AM
Author: Comical tantric tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2634191)





Date: April 26th, 2005 5:43 AM
Author: big fantasy-prone location

silly crackers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2634277)





Date: June 9th, 2005 2:58 AM
Author: Comical tantric tanning salon

im a motherfucking P-I-M-P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2966977)





Date: June 9th, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: Comical tantric tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2969533)





Date: June 11th, 2005 3:29 AM
Author: Comical tantric tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2985026)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:36 AM
Author: Comical tantric tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159822)





Date: July 1st, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: chocolate people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163507)





Date: June 9th, 2005 2:58 AM
Author: flickering wonderful generalized bond

a truly legendary post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2966981)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 AM
Author: lake school

This always happens at family reunions with me and TheDad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159830)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:38 AM
Author: Seedy den

http://thegfa.info/index.php?pg=622

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159831)





Date: July 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party tattoo

busted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163777)





Date: July 1st, 2005 6:02 PM
Author: Stirring aquamarine deer antler sanctuary

I thought it was wierd he's have a cousin from Hong Kong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3164327)





Date: August 16th, 2005 12:04 AM
Author: spectacular fat ankles

I knew he had gotten it from somewhere, I just never thought it'd be another messageboard.

Skimming through their posts though, it seems they have developed a board culture too. They seem to have "EX DEE"/"XD" as their version of our A+ or the lawboard's 180. Interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3597190)





Date: May 5th, 2007 12:14 PM
Author: jade codepig base

It looks to have died.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8065177)





Date: January 2nd, 2006 5:55 PM
Author: Overrated marketing idea

hah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#4714642)





Date: January 2nd, 2006 5:58 PM
Author: Diverse National Hairy Legs

West Virginia!

West Virginia!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#4714664)





Date: June 4th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: Stirring aquamarine deer antler sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#5910479)





Date: June 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Autistic Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#5970709)





Date: May 5th, 2007 7:23 AM
Author: orange nibblets

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21277634.shtml

Godspeed Bobby, you liberated us!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8064685)





Date: May 5th, 2007 8:54 AM
Author: vivacious blue station pozpig

Just use adequate protection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8064736)





Date: October 31st, 2008 4:48 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party tattoo

I love when they get that look in their eye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#10313245)