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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:27 PM Author: Aromatic Coral Shrine Half-breed Okay, so my cousin is almost 17, but lives in Hong Kong, so no ass for me usually...
BUT I got her email and started talking to her on MSN not long ago, and we really hit it off. About two weeks ago, her and her family finally hopped on a flight here to see the rest of the family, since it had been about 4 years since they last saw each other.
Things were going good, and I managed to take her out a few nights, and Friday night... we were on the sofa in my house, watching a movie, talking a bit, pretty normal stuff. Eventually the conversation turns to sex and suddenly she gets this look in her eye and pushes me back onto the sofa, gets on top....and then she did the mash... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . She did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash She did the mash It caught on in a flash She did the mash She did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash They did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They did the mash It caught on in a flash They did the mash They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolf Man Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash They played the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They played the mash It caught on in a flash They played the mash They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash It's now the monster mash The monster mash And it's a graveyard smash It's now the mash It's caught on in a flash It's now the mash It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my monster mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash Then you can monster mash The monster mash And do my graveyard smash Then you can mash You'll catch on in a flash Then you can mash Then you can monster mash
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:30 PM Author: Insecure Trust Fund This is unarguably the best thread ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374970) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:32 PM Author: Shivering pit At least top 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374978) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:33 PM Author: cerebral stage http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85311 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374982) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:41 PM Author: Insecure Trust Fund I stand uncorrected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375006) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:00 PM Author: Hilarious Low-t Ratface Subject: I knew this was a West Virginia concoction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375657) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:04 PM Author: Aromatic Coral Shrine Half-breed Subject: bah i knew someone was going to say that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375673) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:06 PM Author: Hilarious Low-t Ratface Subject: I am afraid it was unavoidable - (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375687) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 9:37 PM Author: Purple affirmative action Subject: dont mind me just whoring through (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376898) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:06 PM Author: Kink-friendly boyish love of her life hah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258483) |
Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:33 PM Author: Stirring aquamarine deer antler sanctuary hahahhahaha. so good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374983) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:55 PM Author: spectacular fat ankles I laughed like hell just from reading the title.
And then I clicked the thread. Oh, fuck. Who is this? |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:08 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Offensive Trailer Park Volcanic Crater You just made my day.
Or week.
Or decade. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:09 PM Author: Racy brunch immigrant I think I'm the only one that didn't laugh....?
But I'm also very drugged. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:55 PM Author: Histrionic Lilac Spot Becky I didn't crack a smile....I think it's more of a "WTF?" sort of amusing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375327) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 3:07 AM Author: Navy church same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2967025) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:21 PM Author: Painfully Honest Public Bath are you even CAPABLE of cracking a smile? i thought you had given up on that, and on life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258616) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:24 PM Author: underhanded misanthropic state puppy haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375207) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:19 PM Author: Impressive address pervert very amusing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375423) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:21 PM Author: Razzmatazz Parlour Fanboi i started laughing right as my dad walked in the room and he was like wtf you're sitting in here alone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375440) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:57 PM Author: Transparent Piazza Stain hahaha
Wow, the suspense was killing me. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:59 PM Author: Marvelous indian lodge sneaky criminal brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375650) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:11 PM Author: greedy cerise box office patrolman I thought of the song when I saw the word "mash", so it wasn't as funny for me as for everyone else. I make weird connections like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376045) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:12 PM Author: Unholy passionate home I did too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376054) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:13 PM Author: greedy cerise box office patrolman good, i'm not alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376056) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:15 PM Author: greedy cerise box office patrolman do you think adding a similar song would make this thread better or worse? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376062) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: greedy cerise box office patrolman i dont know what i was talking about here
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Date: July 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: Adventurous reading party tattoo lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163779) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 8:34 PM Author: Frisky Cream Masturbator Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1781895) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 8:36 PM Author: irradiated property famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1781900) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:10 PM Author: Frisky Cream Masturbator Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782046) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:28 PM Author: Frisky Cream Masturbator Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782159) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:54 PM Author: Frisky Cream Masturbator Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782282) |
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Date: December 13th, 2004 6:35 AM Author: Lime Excitant Therapy u! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1783907) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:22 PM Author: Painfully Honest Public Bath no, YOU, stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258625) |
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Date: December 15th, 2004 2:20 PM Author: green theater idiot Subject: bump for S's & G's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1795957) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 4:17 AM Author: Comical tantric tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2569198) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: Iridescent set Quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2570609) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 6:41 PM Author: talented principal's office Good flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2571568) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: Comical tantric tanning salon small cock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2572814) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:43 AM Author: big fantasy-prone location silly crackers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2634277) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 2:58 AM Author: Comical tantric tanning salon im a motherfucking P-I-M-P (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2966977) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 2:27 PM Author: Comical tantric tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2969533) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 3:29 AM Author: Comical tantric tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2985026) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:36 AM Author: Comical tantric tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159822) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:42 PM Author: chocolate people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163507) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 2:58 AM Author: flickering wonderful generalized bond a truly legendary post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2966981) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 AM Author: lake school This always happens at family reunions with me and TheDad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159830) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:38 AM Author: Seedy den http://thegfa.info/index.php?pg=622 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159831) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: Adventurous reading party tattoo busted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163777) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 6:02 PM Author: Stirring aquamarine deer antler sanctuary I thought it was wierd he's have a cousin from Hong Kong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3164327) |
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Date: August 16th, 2005 12:04 AM Author: spectacular fat ankles I knew he had gotten it from somewhere, I just never thought it'd be another messageboard.
Skimming through their posts though, it seems they have developed a board culture too. They seem to have "EX DEE"/"XD" as their version of our A+ or the lawboard's 180. Interesting. |
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Date: May 5th, 2007 12:14 PM Author: jade codepig base It looks to have died. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8065177) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2006 5:55 PM Author: Overrated marketing idea hah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#4714642) |
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West Virginia! |
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Date: May 5th, 2007 7:23 AM Author: orange nibblets http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21277634.shtml
Godspeed Bobby, you liberated us! |
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Date: October 31st, 2008 4:48 PM Author: Adventurous reading party tattoo I love when they get that look in their eye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#10313245) |