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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:27 PM Author: multi-colored pontificating tank queen of the night Okay, so my cousin is almost 17, but lives in Hong Kong, so no ass for me usually...
BUT I got her email and started talking to her on MSN not long ago, and we really hit it off. About two weeks ago, her and her family finally hopped on a flight here to see the rest of the family, since it had been about 4 years since they last saw each other.
Things were going good, and I managed to take her out a few nights, and Friday night... we were on the sofa in my house, watching a movie, talking a bit, pretty normal stuff. Eventually the conversation turns to sex and suddenly she gets this look in her eye and pushes me back onto the sofa, gets on top....and then she did the mash... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . She did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash She did the mash It caught on in a flash She did the mash She did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash They did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They did the mash It caught on in a flash They did the mash They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolf Man Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash They played the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They played the mash It caught on in a flash They played the mash They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash It's now the monster mash The monster mash And it's a graveyard smash It's now the mash It's caught on in a flash It's now the mash It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my monster mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash Then you can monster mash The monster mash And do my graveyard smash Then you can mash You'll catch on in a flash Then you can mash Then you can monster mash
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:30 PM Author: puce internet-worthy casino cuckoldry This is unarguably the best thread ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374970) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:32 PM Author: lake stead circlehead At least top 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374978) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:33 PM Author: Transparent Autistic Orchestra Pit Foreskin http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85311 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374982) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:41 PM Author: puce internet-worthy casino cuckoldry I stand uncorrected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375006) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:00 PM Author: Nighttime gas station Subject: I knew this was a West Virginia concoction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375657) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:04 PM Author: multi-colored pontificating tank queen of the night Subject: bah i knew someone was going to say that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375673) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:06 PM Author: Nighttime gas station Subject: I am afraid it was unavoidable - (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375687) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 9:37 PM Author: Apoplectic Nursing Home Subject: dont mind me just whoring through (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376898) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:06 PM Author: rose windowlicker hah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258483) |
Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:33 PM Author: zombie-like mexican church building hahahhahaha. so good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374983) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:55 PM Author: chestnut selfie pit I laughed like hell just from reading the title.
And then I clicked the thread. Oh, fuck. Who is this? |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:08 PM Author: Sable school You just made my day.
Or week.
Or decade. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:09 PM Author: aqua ungodly locale I think I'm the only one that didn't laugh....?
But I'm also very drugged. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:55 PM Author: Charismatic aggressive cruise ship gunner I didn't crack a smile....I think it's more of a "WTF?" sort of amusing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375327) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 3:07 AM Author: curious emerald senate gaming laptop same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2967025) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:21 PM Author: dashing pearly center philosopher-king are you even CAPABLE of cracking a smile? i thought you had given up on that, and on life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258616) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:24 PM Author: Duck-like area hominid haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375207) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:19 PM Author: Wine patrolman hairy legs very amusing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375423) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:21 PM Author: Painfully honest impressive police squad puppy i started laughing right as my dad walked in the room and he was like wtf you're sitting in here alone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375440) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:57 PM Author: Startled metal therapy hahaha
Wow, the suspense was killing me. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:59 PM Author: self-absorbed newt kitty cat brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375650) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:11 PM Author: ultramarine travel guidebook I thought of the song when I saw the word "mash", so it wasn't as funny for me as for everyone else. I make weird connections like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376045) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:12 PM Author: Bateful Volcanic Crater I did too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376054) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:13 PM Author: ultramarine travel guidebook good, i'm not alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376056) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:15 PM Author: ultramarine travel guidebook do you think adding a similar song would make this thread better or worse? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376062) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: ultramarine travel guidebook i dont know what i was talking about here
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Date: July 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: opaque shivering ape party of the first part lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163779) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 8:34 PM Author: ruddy church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1781895) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 8:36 PM Author: Irradiated athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1781900) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:10 PM Author: ruddy church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782046) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:28 PM Author: ruddy church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782159) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:54 PM Author: ruddy church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782282) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:58 PM Author: Irradiated athletic conference stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782295) |
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Date: December 13th, 2004 6:35 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy really tough guy u! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1783907) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:22 PM Author: dashing pearly center philosopher-king no, YOU, stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258625) |
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Date: December 15th, 2004 2:20 PM Author: Khaki Institution Boistinker Subject: bump for S's & G's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1795957) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 4:17 AM Author: floppy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2569198) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: shaky field nibblets Quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2570609) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 6:41 PM Author: Frozen poppy ceo Good flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2571568) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: floppy locus small cock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2572814) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 4:09 AM Author: floppy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2634191) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:43 AM Author: vigorous hyperventilating corner persian silly crackers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2634277) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 2:58 AM Author: floppy locus im a motherfucking P-I-M-P (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2966977) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 2:27 PM Author: floppy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2969533) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 3:29 AM Author: floppy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2985026) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:36 AM Author: floppy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159822) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:42 PM Author: pearl at-the-ready legend university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163507) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 2:58 AM Author: Red stage stock car a truly legendary post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2966981) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 AM Author: Yapping depressive blood rage This always happens at family reunions with me and TheDad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159830) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:38 AM Author: Electric hissy fit old irish cottage http://thegfa.info/index.php?pg=622 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159831) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: opaque shivering ape party of the first part busted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163777) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 6:02 PM Author: zombie-like mexican church building I thought it was wierd he's have a cousin from Hong Kong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3164327) |
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Date: August 16th, 2005 12:04 AM Author: chestnut selfie pit I knew he had gotten it from somewhere, I just never thought it'd be another messageboard.
Skimming through their posts though, it seems they have developed a board culture too. They seem to have "EX DEE"/"XD" as their version of our A+ or the lawboard's 180. Interesting. |
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Date: May 5th, 2007 12:14 PM Author: Contagious fluffy macaca public bath It looks to have died. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8065177) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2006 5:55 PM Author: provocative navy base hah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#4714642) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2006 5:58 PM Author: Harsh goal in life internal respiration West Virginia!
West Virginia! |
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Date: June 4th, 2006 10:45 PM Author: zombie-like mexican church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#5910479) |
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Date: June 12th, 2006 10:10 PM Author: Chrome genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#5970709) |
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Date: May 5th, 2007 7:23 AM Author: out-of-control elastic band http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21277634.shtml
Godspeed Bobby, you liberated us! |
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Date: May 5th, 2007 8:54 AM Author: laughsome maroon step-uncle's house degenerate Just use adequate protection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8064736) |
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Date: October 31st, 2008 4:48 PM Author: opaque shivering ape party of the first part I love when they get that look in their eye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#10313245) |