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I am THIS close to scoring with my cousin

Okay, so my cousin is almost 17, but lives in Hong Kong, so ...
vivacious goyim
  09/22/04
This is unarguably the best thread ever.
Impertinent harsh bawdyhouse
  09/22/04
At least top 10.
amber knife space
  09/22/04
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85311
saffron sandwich
  09/22/04
I stand uncorrected.
Impertinent harsh bawdyhouse
  09/22/04
...
Histrionic hateful chad hairy legs
  09/22/04
...
vivacious goyim
  09/22/04
...
Histrionic hateful chad hairy legs
  09/22/04
dont mind me
talented garnet institution
  09/22/04
hah
burgundy circlehead patrolman
  07/20/06
hahahhahaha. so good.
diverse slap-happy menage
  09/22/04
I laughed like hell just from reading the title. And then...
misanthropic puce address dragon
  09/22/04
You just made my day. Or week. Or decade.
razzle sexy messiness rehab
  09/22/04
I think I'm the only one that didn't laugh....? But I'm a...
Green duck-like volcanic crater preventive strike
  09/22/04
I didn't crack a smile....I think it's more of a "WTF?&...
Glittery cuckoldry
  09/22/04
same here.
wild doctorate rigor
  06/09/05
are you even CAPABLE of cracking a smile? i thought you had...
Soul-stirring bossy stead
  07/20/06
haha
Fighting lime pisswyrm
  09/22/04
very amusing.
appetizing athletic conference selfie
  09/22/04
i started laughing right as my dad walked in the room and he...
galvanic orchid house depressive
  09/22/04
hahaha Wow, the suspense was killing me.
fragrant khaki property boistinker
  09/22/04
brilliant
nudist nofapping multi-billionaire
  09/22/04
I thought of the song when I saw the word "mash", ...
bat-shit-crazy half-breed background story
  09/22/04
I did too.
Arousing plaza
  09/22/04
good, i'm not alone
bat-shit-crazy half-breed background story
  09/22/04
do you think adding a similar song would make this thread be...
bat-shit-crazy half-breed background story
  09/22/04
i dont know what i was talking about here
bat-shit-crazy half-breed background story
  07/01/05
lol
Drab Bearded Heaven Degenerate
  07/01/05
...
sienna adventurous set nibblets
  12/12/04
...
Onyx temple voyeur
  12/12/04
...
sienna adventurous set nibblets
  12/12/04
...
sienna adventurous set nibblets
  12/12/04
...
sienna adventurous set nibblets
  12/12/04
stfu
Onyx temple voyeur
  12/12/04
u!
shimmering titillating tattoo
  12/13/04
no, YOU, stfu
Soul-stirring bossy stead
  07/20/06
bump
Aromatic ultramarine affirmative action
  12/15/04
...
Racy casino death wish
  04/16/05
Quality
marvelous den cuckold
  04/16/05
Good flame.
dashing know-it-all public bath
  04/16/05
small cock.
Racy casino death wish
  04/16/05
...
Racy casino death wish
  04/26/05
silly crackers.
Aphrodisiac Corner
  04/26/05
im a motherfucking P-I-M-P
Racy casino death wish
  06/09/05
...
Racy casino death wish
  06/09/05
...
Racy casino death wish
  06/11/05
...
Racy casino death wish
  07/01/05
...
Blue karate
  07/01/05
a truly legendary post.
Hairraiser angry lodge shitlib
  06/09/05
This always happens at family reunions with me and TheDad
black french locale
  07/01/05
http://thegfa.info/index.php?pg=622
Elite Transparent Faggot Firefighter
  07/01/05
busted
Drab Bearded Heaven Degenerate
  07/01/05
I thought it was wierd he's have a cousin from Hong Kong.
diverse slap-happy menage
  07/01/05
I knew he had gotten it from somewhere, I just never thought...
misanthropic puce address dragon
  08/16/05
It looks to have died.
Motley hall
  05/05/07
hah
Charcoal Mediation
  01/02/06
West Virginia! West Virginia!
Low-t business firm liquid oxygen
  01/02/06
...
diverse slap-happy menage
  06/04/06
...
Cracking insane hospital persian
  06/12/06
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21277634....
domesticated charismatic lay
  05/05/07
Just use adequate protection
swashbuckling pit
  05/05/07
I love when they get that look in their eye.
Drab Bearded Heaven Degenerate
  10/31/08


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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:27 PM
Author: vivacious goyim

Okay, so my cousin is almost 17, but lives in Hong Kong, so no ass for me usually...

BUT I got her email and started talking to her on MSN not long ago, and we really hit it off. About two weeks ago, her and her family finally hopped on a flight here to see the rest of the family, since it had been about 4 years since they last saw each other.

Things were going good, and I managed to take her out a few nights, and Friday night... we were on the sofa in my house, watching a movie, talking a bit, pretty normal stuff. Eventually the conversation turns to sex and suddenly she gets this look in her eye and pushes me back onto the sofa, gets on top....and then she did the mash...

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She did the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

She did the mash

It caught on in a flash

She did the mash

She did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash

They did the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

They did the mash

It caught on in a flash

They did the mash

They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun

The party had just begun

The guests included Wolf Man

Dracula and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds

The coffin-bangers were about to arrive

With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

They played the mash

They played the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

They played the mash

It caught on in a flash

They played the mash

They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring

Seems he was troubled by just one thing

He opened the lid and shook his fist

And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

It's now the mash

It's now the monster mash

The monster mash

And it's a graveyard smash

It's now the mash

It's caught on in a flash

It's now the mash

It's now the monster mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band

And my monster mash is the hit of the land

For you, the living, this mash was meant too

When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash

Then you can monster mash

The monster mash

And do my graveyard smash

Then you can mash

You'll catch on in a flash

Then you can mash

Then you can monster mash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374963)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:30 PM
Author: Impertinent harsh bawdyhouse

This is unarguably the best thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374970)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:32 PM
Author: amber knife space

At least top 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374978)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:33 PM
Author: saffron sandwich

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85311

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374982)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:41 PM
Author: Impertinent harsh bawdyhouse

I stand uncorrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375006)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:00 PM
Author: Histrionic hateful chad hairy legs
Subject: I knew this was a West Virginia concoction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375657)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:04 PM
Author: vivacious goyim
Subject: bah i knew someone was going to say that



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375673)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:06 PM
Author: Histrionic hateful chad hairy legs
Subject: I am afraid it was unavoidable -



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375687)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 9:37 PM
Author: talented garnet institution
Subject: dont mind me

just whoring through

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376898)





Date: July 20th, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: burgundy circlehead patrolman

hah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258483)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:33 PM
Author: diverse slap-happy menage

hahahhahaha. so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374983)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:55 PM
Author: misanthropic puce address dragon

I laughed like hell just from reading the title.

And then I clicked the thread. Oh, fuck. Who is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375064)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:08 PM
Author: razzle sexy messiness rehab

You just made my day.

Or week.

Or decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375115)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:09 PM
Author: Green duck-like volcanic crater preventive strike

I think I'm the only one that didn't laugh....?

But I'm also very drugged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375126)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:55 PM
Author: Glittery cuckoldry

I didn't crack a smile....I think it's more of a "WTF?" sort of amusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375327)





Date: June 9th, 2005 3:07 AM
Author: wild doctorate rigor

same here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2967025)





Date: July 20th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bossy stead

are you even CAPABLE of cracking a smile? i thought you had given up on that, and on life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258616)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:24 PM
Author: Fighting lime pisswyrm

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375207)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:19 PM
Author: appetizing athletic conference selfie

very amusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375423)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:21 PM
Author: galvanic orchid house depressive

i started laughing right as my dad walked in the room and he was like wtf you're sitting in here alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375440)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:57 PM
Author: fragrant khaki property boistinker

hahaha

Wow, the suspense was killing me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375645)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:59 PM
Author: nudist nofapping multi-billionaire

brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375650)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy half-breed background story

I thought of the song when I saw the word "mash", so it wasn't as funny for me as for everyone else. I make weird connections like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376045)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:12 PM
Author: Arousing plaza

I did too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376054)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy half-breed background story

good, i'm not alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376056)





Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy half-breed background story

do you think adding a similar song would make this thread better or worse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376062)





Date: July 1st, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy half-breed background story

i dont know what i was talking about here



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163571)





Date: July 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Drab Bearded Heaven Degenerate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163779)





Date: December 12th, 2004 8:34 PM
Author: sienna adventurous set nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1781895)





Date: December 12th, 2004 8:36 PM
Author: Onyx temple voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1781900)





Date: December 12th, 2004 9:10 PM
Author: sienna adventurous set nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782046)





Date: December 12th, 2004 9:28 PM
Author: sienna adventurous set nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782159)





Date: December 12th, 2004 9:54 PM
Author: sienna adventurous set nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782282)





Date: December 12th, 2004 9:58 PM
Author: Onyx temple voyeur

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782295)





Date: December 13th, 2004 6:35 AM
Author: shimmering titillating tattoo

u!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1783907)





Date: July 20th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bossy stead

no, YOU, stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258625)





Date: December 15th, 2004 2:20 PM
Author: Aromatic ultramarine affirmative action
Subject: bump

for S's & G's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1795957)





Date: April 16th, 2005 4:17 AM
Author: Racy casino death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2569198)





Date: April 16th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: marvelous den cuckold

Quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2570609)





Date: April 16th, 2005 6:41 PM
Author: dashing know-it-all public bath

Good flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2571568)





Date: April 16th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Racy casino death wish

small cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2572814)





Date: April 26th, 2005 4:09 AM
Author: Racy casino death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2634191)





Date: April 26th, 2005 5:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Corner

silly crackers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2634277)





Date: June 9th, 2005 2:58 AM
Author: Racy casino death wish

im a motherfucking P-I-M-P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2966977)





Date: June 9th, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: Racy casino death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2969533)





Date: June 11th, 2005 3:29 AM
Author: Racy casino death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2985026)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:36 AM
Author: Racy casino death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159822)





Date: July 1st, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: Blue karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163507)





Date: June 9th, 2005 2:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser angry lodge shitlib

a truly legendary post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2966981)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 AM
Author: black french locale

This always happens at family reunions with me and TheDad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159830)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:38 AM
Author: Elite Transparent Faggot Firefighter

http://thegfa.info/index.php?pg=622

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159831)





Date: July 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Drab Bearded Heaven Degenerate

busted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163777)





Date: July 1st, 2005 6:02 PM
Author: diverse slap-happy menage

I thought it was wierd he's have a cousin from Hong Kong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3164327)





Date: August 16th, 2005 12:04 AM
Author: misanthropic puce address dragon

I knew he had gotten it from somewhere, I just never thought it'd be another messageboard.

Skimming through their posts though, it seems they have developed a board culture too. They seem to have "EX DEE"/"XD" as their version of our A+ or the lawboard's 180. Interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3597190)





Date: May 5th, 2007 12:14 PM
Author: Motley hall

It looks to have died.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8065177)





Date: January 2nd, 2006 5:55 PM
Author: Charcoal Mediation

hah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#4714642)





Date: January 2nd, 2006 5:58 PM
Author: Low-t business firm liquid oxygen

West Virginia!

West Virginia!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#4714664)





Date: June 4th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: diverse slap-happy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#5910479)





Date: June 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Cracking insane hospital persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#5970709)





Date: May 5th, 2007 7:23 AM
Author: domesticated charismatic lay

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21277634.shtml

Godspeed Bobby, you liberated us!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8064685)





Date: May 5th, 2007 8:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling pit

Just use adequate protection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8064736)





Date: October 31st, 2008 4:48 PM
Author: Drab Bearded Heaven Degenerate

I love when they get that look in their eye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#10313245)