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| Tan goyim | 09/22/04 |
| appetizing sinister liquid oxygen base | 09/22/04 |
| charismatic heaven | 09/22/04 |
| Bright hissy fit | 09/22/04 |
| appetizing sinister liquid oxygen base | 09/22/04 |
| Stimulating sticky nursing home mental disorder | 09/22/04 |
| Tan goyim | 09/22/04 |
| Stimulating sticky nursing home mental disorder | 09/22/04 |
| Territorial excitant meetinghouse headpube | 09/22/04 |
| Vivacious Stead Twinkling Uncleanness | 07/20/06 |
| Misunderstood crackhouse | 09/22/04 |
| Maniacal Arousing Station Therapy | 09/22/04 |
| Kink-friendly Cuck | 09/22/04 |
| Know-it-all odious pit | 09/22/04 |
| soul-stirring university dysfunction | 09/22/04 |
| Hilarious institution | 06/09/05 |
| Insecure giraffe skinny woman | 07/20/06 |
| adventurous impertinent personal credit line | 09/22/04 |
| lime theatre | 09/22/04 |
| Massive parlor | 09/22/04 |
| aggressive reading party | 09/22/04 |
| indecent trump supporter | 09/22/04 |
| submissive godawful dragon | 09/22/04 |
| Galvanic slap-happy yarmulke | 09/22/04 |
| submissive godawful dragon | 09/22/04 |
| submissive godawful dragon | 09/22/04 |
| submissive godawful dragon | 07/01/05 |
| provocative menage idiot | 07/01/05 |
| trip doctorate | 12/12/04 |
| duck-like rehab immigrant | 12/12/04 |
| trip doctorate | 12/12/04 |
| trip doctorate | 12/12/04 |
| trip doctorate | 12/12/04 |
| duck-like rehab immigrant | 12/12/04 |
| Bisexual toilet seat voyeur | 12/13/04 |
| Insecure giraffe skinny woman | 07/20/06 |
| slate theater | 12/15/04 |
| painfully honest rigor philosopher-king | 04/16/05 |
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| buck-toothed red becky trailer park | 04/16/05 |
| painfully honest rigor philosopher-king | 04/16/05 |
| painfully honest rigor philosopher-king | 04/26/05 |
| multi-colored doobsian principal's office | 04/26/05 |
| painfully honest rigor philosopher-king | 06/09/05 |
| painfully honest rigor philosopher-king | 06/09/05 |
| painfully honest rigor philosopher-king | 06/11/05 |
| painfully honest rigor philosopher-king | 07/01/05 |
| mint wild people who are hurt orchestra pit | 07/01/05 |
| insanely creepy center fanboi | 06/09/05 |
| gold ceo shrine | 07/01/05 |
| Bateful Stage Wagecucks | 07/01/05 |
| provocative menage idiot | 07/01/05 |
| Misunderstood crackhouse | 07/01/05 |
| Maniacal Arousing Station Therapy | 08/16/05 |
| stirring flushed gunner | 05/05/07 |
| Cerebral Olive Marketing Idea | 01/02/06 |
| Razzle Zombie-like Church New Version | 01/02/06 |
| Misunderstood crackhouse | 06/04/06 |
| offensive jap locus | 06/12/06 |
| pale field | 05/05/07 |
| Laughsome Puppy | 05/05/07 |
| provocative menage idiot | 10/31/08 |
Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:27 PM Author: Tan goyim Okay, so my cousin is almost 17, but lives in Hong Kong, so no ass for me usually...
BUT I got her email and started talking to her on MSN not long ago, and we really hit it off. About two weeks ago, her and her family finally hopped on a flight here to see the rest of the family, since it had been about 4 years since they last saw each other.
Things were going good, and I managed to take her out a few nights, and Friday night... we were on the sofa in my house, watching a movie, talking a bit, pretty normal stuff. Eventually the conversation turns to sex and suddenly she gets this look in her eye and pushes me back onto the sofa, gets on top....and then she did the mash... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . She did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash She did the mash It caught on in a flash She did the mash She did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash They did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They did the mash It caught on in a flash They did the mash They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolf Man Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash They played the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They played the mash It caught on in a flash They played the mash They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash It's now the monster mash The monster mash And it's a graveyard smash It's now the mash It's caught on in a flash It's now the mash It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my monster mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash Then you can monster mash The monster mash And do my graveyard smash Then you can mash You'll catch on in a flash Then you can mash Then you can monster mash
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:30 PM Author: appetizing sinister liquid oxygen base This is unarguably the best thread ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374970) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:32 PM Author: charismatic heaven At least top 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374978) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:33 PM Author: Bright hissy fit http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85311 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374982) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:41 PM Author: appetizing sinister liquid oxygen base I stand uncorrected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375006) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:00 PM Author: Stimulating sticky nursing home mental disorder Subject: I knew this was a West Virginia concoction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375657) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:04 PM Author: Tan goyim Subject: bah i knew someone was going to say that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375673) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:06 PM Author: Stimulating sticky nursing home mental disorder Subject: I am afraid it was unavoidable - (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375687) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 9:37 PM Author: Territorial excitant meetinghouse headpube Subject: dont mind me just whoring through (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376898) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:06 PM Author: Vivacious Stead Twinkling Uncleanness hah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258483) |
Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:33 PM Author: Misunderstood crackhouse hahahhahaha. so good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374983) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:55 PM Author: Maniacal Arousing Station Therapy I laughed like hell just from reading the title.
And then I clicked the thread. Oh, fuck. Who is this? |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:08 PM Author: Kink-friendly Cuck You just made my day.
Or week.
Or decade. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:09 PM Author: Know-it-all odious pit I think I'm the only one that didn't laugh....?
But I'm also very drugged. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:55 PM Author: soul-stirring university dysfunction I didn't crack a smile....I think it's more of a "WTF?" sort of amusing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375327) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 3:07 AM Author: Hilarious institution same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2967025) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:21 PM Author: Insecure giraffe skinny woman are you even CAPABLE of cracking a smile? i thought you had given up on that, and on life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258616) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:24 PM Author: adventurous impertinent personal credit line haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375207) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:19 PM Author: lime theatre very amusing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375423) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:21 PM Author: Massive parlor i started laughing right as my dad walked in the room and he was like wtf you're sitting in here alone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375440) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:57 PM Author: aggressive reading party hahaha
Wow, the suspense was killing me. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:59 PM Author: indecent trump supporter brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375650) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:11 PM Author: submissive godawful dragon I thought of the song when I saw the word "mash", so it wasn't as funny for me as for everyone else. I make weird connections like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376045) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:12 PM Author: Galvanic slap-happy yarmulke I did too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376054) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:13 PM Author: submissive godawful dragon good, i'm not alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376056) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:15 PM Author: submissive godawful dragon do you think adding a similar song would make this thread better or worse? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376062) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: submissive godawful dragon i dont know what i was talking about here
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Date: July 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: provocative menage idiot lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163779) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 8:34 PM Author: trip doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1781895) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 8:36 PM Author: duck-like rehab immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1781900) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:10 PM Author: trip doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782046) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:28 PM Author: trip doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782159) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:54 PM Author: trip doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782282) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:58 PM Author: duck-like rehab immigrant stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782295) |
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Date: December 13th, 2004 6:35 AM Author: Bisexual toilet seat voyeur u! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1783907) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:22 PM Author: Insecure giraffe skinny woman no, YOU, stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258625) |
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Date: December 15th, 2004 2:20 PM Author: slate theater Subject: bump for S's & G's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1795957) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 4:17 AM Author: painfully honest rigor philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2569198) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: citrine nibblets internal respiration Quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2570609) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 6:41 PM Author: buck-toothed red becky trailer park Good flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2571568) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: painfully honest rigor philosopher-king small cock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2572814) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 4:09 AM Author: painfully honest rigor philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2634191) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:43 AM Author: multi-colored doobsian principal's office silly crackers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2634277) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 2:58 AM Author: painfully honest rigor philosopher-king im a motherfucking P-I-M-P (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2966977) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 2:27 PM Author: painfully honest rigor philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2969533) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 3:29 AM Author: painfully honest rigor philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2985026) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:36 AM Author: painfully honest rigor philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159822) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:42 PM Author: mint wild people who are hurt orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163507) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 2:58 AM Author: insanely creepy center fanboi a truly legendary post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2966981) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 AM Author: gold ceo shrine This always happens at family reunions with me and TheDad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159830) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:38 AM Author: Bateful Stage Wagecucks http://thegfa.info/index.php?pg=622 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159831) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: provocative menage idiot busted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163777) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 6:02 PM Author: Misunderstood crackhouse I thought it was wierd he's have a cousin from Hong Kong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3164327) |
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Date: August 16th, 2005 12:04 AM Author: Maniacal Arousing Station Therapy I knew he had gotten it from somewhere, I just never thought it'd be another messageboard.
Skimming through their posts though, it seems they have developed a board culture too. They seem to have "EX DEE"/"XD" as their version of our A+ or the lawboard's 180. Interesting. |
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Date: May 5th, 2007 12:14 PM Author: stirring flushed gunner It looks to have died. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8065177) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2006 5:55 PM Author: Cerebral Olive Marketing Idea hah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#4714642) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2006 5:58 PM Author: Razzle Zombie-like Church New Version West Virginia!
West Virginia! |
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Date: June 4th, 2006 10:45 PM Author: Misunderstood crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#5910479) |
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Date: June 12th, 2006 10:10 PM Author: offensive jap locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#5970709) |
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Date: May 5th, 2007 7:23 AM Author: pale field http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21277634.shtml
Godspeed Bobby, you liberated us! |
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Date: May 5th, 2007 8:54 AM Author: Laughsome Puppy Just use adequate protection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8064736) |
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Date: October 31st, 2008 4:48 PM Author: provocative menage idiot I love when they get that look in their eye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#10313245) |