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I cried tonight because I'm 1st Generation Ivy League

drunken post alert
Garnet pervert
  06/04/05
<3 Being understandably moved is a form of appreciation. ...
Cerebral Public Bath Deer Antler
  06/04/05
I like to think that you're right. Thanks, mama. G'night!
Garnet pervert
  06/04/05
Good night, soon2Bemployed :o)
Cerebral Public Bath Deer Antler
  06/04/05
GOY
lemon vengeful center
  06/04/05
I'm actually Jewish.
Garnet pervert
  06/04/05
...
Jet-lagged church mental disorder
  06/05/05
...
Garnet pervert
  06/04/05
I was the first member of my family to graduate high school....
Deep range
  06/04/05
Awesome. I'm not trying to one-up anybody. That's very mov...
Garnet pervert
  06/04/05
Not really. It means I'm poor. Congrats, though..
Deep range
  06/04/05
You too. :-) Many congratulations. Never take your opport...
Garnet pervert
  06/04/05
You cried?
Soggy impertinent headpube
  06/04/05
Don't you cry when you're moved by something very meaningful...
Cerebral Public Bath Deer Antler
  06/04/05
Crying is ok, but unless he's from a completely unfortunate ...
Soggy impertinent headpube
  06/04/05
The REAL question is if you were doing a Stanford or MIT gr...
Wild native sweet tailpipe
  06/04/05
Yep. But I'll bet Harvard Hopeful '07 wouldn't have.
Garnet pervert
  06/04/05
...
Razzmatazz burgundy ticket booth
  05/15/08
wtf?
Cracking Charcoal Stag Film
  06/04/05
Hate it or love it, the underdog's on top.
Deep range
  06/04/05
He's admitting that the "tough" decsion that he ha...
Cracking Charcoal Stag Film
  06/04/05
...
Cracking Charcoal Stag Film
  12/20/05
1600
crimson selfie famous landscape painting
  12/24/05
Cool.. I believe I am 5th gen.
Effete Nowag
  06/04/05
first gen LAC!!
Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage
  06/04/05
...
supple ladyboy
  06/04/05
reality check: it's grad school
histrionic narrow-minded reading party chapel
  06/04/05
well, he *did* have a few drinks
Judgmental Fragrant Masturbator Rehab
  06/04/05
...if by "a few," you mean about 10 Jack and cokes...
Garnet pervert
  06/04/05
Beer bong? You kids are tools.
vivacious abode azn
  06/06/05
prestigious grad degree>prestigious BA/BS I mean, MD f...
Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage
  06/04/05
"True" Havardites are Harvard college grads.
Cracking Charcoal Stag Film
  06/04/05
employers wouldn't care if you're a true Harvarite or not, M...
Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage
  06/04/05
I'm not talking about employers - I'm talking about the peck...
Cracking Charcoal Stag Film
  06/04/05
this is quite true.
Federal motley hospital bbw
  06/05/05
"Harvardian"
Thriller Lodge
  06/04/05
:(
Cracking Charcoal Stag Film
  06/04/05
lol
Thriller Lodge
  06/04/05
I'll leave you guys to figure it out and issue a missive to ...
Cracking Charcoal Stag Film
  06/04/05
there's a huge difference
histrionic narrow-minded reading party chapel
  06/04/05
ahahaha.
Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage
  06/04/05
someone had to be the one to say it.
histrionic narrow-minded reading party chapel
  06/04/05
brutally honest, eh
Thriller Lodge
  06/04/05
You're imposing your values on him.
Cracking Charcoal Stag Film
  06/04/05
i apologize, wholeheartedly.
histrionic narrow-minded reading party chapel
  06/04/05
One man's trash is another's treasure (*edit: at least it's ...
Garnet pervert
  06/04/05
2400
insanely creepy parlour
  10/17/05
not at all, AB from Harvard and MD from TTT State U is bette...
amethyst coiffed senate
  06/04/05
i'm gonna have to disagree with you on that one, chief. i'm ...
spectacular maniacal persian gaping
  06/04/05
ahahahahaha 2400
insanely creepy parlour
  02/20/06
I don't know why it would be such a HUUUUUUUUGE deal. Did yo...
Thriller Lodge
  06/04/05
of course he did. why would he not?
Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage
  06/04/05
this thread would be extra weird if he didn't.
Thriller Lodge
  06/04/05
did you cry when you got into whatever school you're going t...
histrionic narrow-minded reading party chapel
  06/04/05
of course not... it's not a PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY in EVANST...
Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage
  06/04/05
He didn't get into the PRESTIGIOUS JOHNS HOPKINS UNIVERSITY ...
mustard fat ankles
  06/04/05
woa. TRAGIC!
Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage
  06/04/05
No. Everything seems like a huge deal at 5:30 A.M. when you...
Garnet pervert
  06/04/05
Haha, ok.
Thriller Lodge
  06/04/05
Ivy > Northwestern
smoky seedy stain
  06/04/05
Alcohol. What can't it do?
Claret Useless Brakes
  06/04/05
make me not fall in love with you
glittery talking cuck
  06/04/05
Erase my night with you.
Cracking Charcoal Stag Film
  06/04/05
beer goggles!
Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage
  06/04/05
It's the nectar of the gods.
Garnet pervert
  06/04/05
i believe the goddesses drank the fluids from one lucky god'...
spectacular maniacal persian gaping
  06/04/05
pussy
dashing principal's office really tough guy
  06/04/05
...
trip location
  06/04/05
lame.
cyan garrison
  06/04/05
I thought this was going to be about you being sad that your...
Splenetic Old Irish Cottage
  06/04/05
I'm scared.
fiercely-loyal hominid school
  06/04/05
This is fucking lame.
Concupiscible bearded corn cake
  06/04/05
His judgment was off due to alcohol. It happens.
mustard fat ankles
  06/04/05
that's kind of ttt.
cream nighttime chad
  06/04/05
last night a dj saved my life
topaz haunted graveyard
  06/04/05
weird.
Idiotic Liquid Oxygen
  06/04/05
...
Razzmatazz burgundy ticket booth
  06/04/05
he's a graduate student, it'll be alrite
Idiotic Liquid Oxygen
  06/04/05
...
Razzmatazz burgundy ticket booth
  06/04/05
Stipends
Crawly Crusty Area
  06/06/05
A rarer thing for masters programs.
Cracking Charcoal Stag Film
  06/06/05
You got into a regional studies master's program with no fun...
Multi-colored pink multi-billionaire
  06/04/05
Acknowledged. Don't necessarily disagree. The amount I con...
Garnet pervert
  06/04/05
i just hate you.
Hyperventilating plum telephone
  06/04/05
I just heart you. *edit: Admit it, you laughed at this t...
Garnet pervert
  06/04/05
nope.
Hyperventilating plum telephone
  06/05/05
How did she (g/f) react?
Electric pontificating office
  06/05/05
no more drunk dialing for you.
Maroon Hairless Gas Station Boltzmann
  06/05/05
This is pretty toolish. First to go to an "Ivy"?? ...
Sepia Gay Wizard
  06/05/05
i agree. this dude puts WAY too much emphasis on going ...
Floppy Turquoise Pisswyrm Whorehouse
  06/05/05
well, for wash u, yes.
Federal motley hospital bbw
  06/06/05
I thought you went to NU?
Federal motley hospital bbw
  06/05/05
Fucking loser.
mauve adventurous stead
  06/05/05
I will end you, you fool.
vivacious abode azn
  06/06/05
always classic.
Buff razzle theatre elastic band
  03/05/06
i REALLY always thought you were a girl..
copper hairraiser dilemma windowlicker
  06/06/05
im the first sub 1200 sat scorer in my family
Peach marvelous market idiot
  06/06/05
im the first person in my family (probably) going to the pre...
Judgmental Fragrant Masturbator Rehab
  06/06/05
*gasp* Duke reject legacy?
mustard fat ankles
  06/06/05
Nope, my uncle went to State (he is prestigious, having gott...
Judgmental Fragrant Masturbator Rehab
  06/06/05
That doesn't counter my claim. Were they accepted at Duke?
mustard fat ankles
  06/06/05
They didn't apply. Duke doesn't have UG business, and their ...
Judgmental Fragrant Masturbator Rehab
  06/06/05
Excellent. Looks like I'll never live this down (this is pr...
Garnet pervert
  06/06/05
How drunk were you?
Judgmental Fragrant Masturbator Rehab
  06/06/05
It doesn't matter...being drunk can only excuse so much.
Concupiscible bearded corn cake
  06/06/05
One of the best messages EVER posted...People in life need t...
vivacious abode azn
  06/06/05
Very. And I'd been up for over 24 hours. Whatever...the...
Garnet pervert
  06/06/05
I'm probably going to be the first person in my family to go...
lime shitlib corner
  06/06/05
Advanced math classes? What, pray tell, are these "adv...
vivacious abode azn
  06/06/05
christ, this is pathetic
drunken hall
  06/08/05
bump this fucking shit
heady address
  10/16/05
yeah - this shit is wicked funny.
Floppy Turquoise Pisswyrm Whorehouse
  10/16/05
yeah, it used to be funnier before he edited the original po...
heady address
  10/17/05
YOU ARE A STRANGE AND CREEPY POSTER
Violet field hissy fit
  12/20/05
I cried on my first day of college, too, but mostly because ...
Khaki double fault voyeur
  10/17/05
homo
Cracking Charcoal Stag Film
  10/17/05
I'm also first generation Ivy League.
brindle thirsty brunch son of senegal
  12/20/05
But did you cry about it?
Fighting Macaca Roommate
  12/20/05
I have not.
brindle thirsty brunch son of senegal
  12/20/05
I think you should. Just because.
Floppy Turquoise Pisswyrm Whorehouse
  12/20/05
:|
brindle thirsty brunch son of senegal
  12/20/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&mc=...
Violet field hissy fit
  12/20/05
PLEASE RESPOND TO MY ACCUSATIONS SIR
Violet field hissy fit
  12/25/05
awww...
cerise submissive karate laser beams
  12/24/05
Damn, this has some staying power.
Exciting Snowy Dragon Faggot Firefighter
  12/25/05
CHRISTMAS DAY?!
curious parlor sex offender
  03/05/06
...he's jewish...
onyx hateful box office digit ratio
  03/05/06
no wonder he's just such a whiney little bitch.
stirring site
  03/05/06
LOL
curious parlor sex offender
  03/05/06
frosttt is a bitch, but she is right on the money in this th...
insanely creepy parlour
  02/20/06
frosttt is a cum-sucking slut but yeah she is right.
Buff razzle theatre elastic band
  03/05/06
get over your emotions.
stirring site
  03/05/06
...
stirring site
  04/12/06
I'm a first-generation Harvardian. Yeeeeeee Skeet Skeet Skee...
Elite rebellious meetinghouse trust fund
  04/14/06
*sarcastic clap*
Odious sienna prole
  04/14/06
Who would have thought ...
Flickering titillating library regret
  04/14/06
My prestige knows no bounds.
Exciting Snowy Dragon Faggot Firefighter
  04/14/06
puusy.
Bright theater stage internal respiration
  04/14/06
puusy, eh?
stirring site
  04/14/06
awww so sweet
ruby arousing halford
  10/22/06
lol, ivy league, lol
Violet field hissy fit
  10/22/06
Most of the ivy league is pretty ttt.
cream nighttime chad
  04/22/07
Says the Johns Hopkins grad.
180 cumskin
  04/22/07
False.
cream nighttime chad
  04/23/07
...
henna contagious theater striped hyena
  04/22/07
...
aromatic bisexual lettuce boistinker
  03/11/08
...
abusive puppy
  05/03/08
...
painfully honest menage hunting ground
  09/07/08
Ah, a classic. I am the first and only to get a degree in th...
beady-eyed chartreuse step-uncle's house dog poop
  09/08/08
lol. this thread never gets old
Clear Mewling Locus Background Story
  09/08/08
columbia? asian studies? unfunded terminal masters program...
ebony pea-brained tanning salon french chef
  09/08/08


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Date: June 4th, 2005 6:35 AM
Author: Garnet pervert

drunken post alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928010)





Date: June 4th, 2005 6:58 AM
Author: Cerebral Public Bath Deer Antler

<3 Being understandably moved is a form of appreciation. It's a wonderful thing, a tribute to your family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928019)





Date: June 4th, 2005 6:59 AM
Author: Garnet pervert

I like to think that you're right. Thanks, mama. G'night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928021)





Date: June 4th, 2005 7:06 AM
Author: Cerebral Public Bath Deer Antler

Good night, soon2Bemployed :o)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928023)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:57 PM
Author: lemon vengeful center
Subject: GOY

get over YOURSELF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928768)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Garnet pervert

I'm actually Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928803)





Date: June 5th, 2005 6:36 PM
Author: Jet-lagged church mental disorder
Subject: But you're dating a shiksa!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2937786)





Date: June 4th, 2005 6:50 AM
Author: Garnet pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928012)





Date: June 4th, 2005 6:51 AM
Author: Deep range

I was the first member of my family to graduate high school. Beat that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928014)





Date: June 4th, 2005 6:52 AM
Author: Garnet pervert

Awesome. I'm not trying to one-up anybody. That's very moving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928016)





Date: June 4th, 2005 6:54 AM
Author: Deep range

Not really. It means I'm poor.

Congrats, though..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928017)





Date: June 4th, 2005 6:56 AM
Author: Garnet pervert

You too. :-) Many congratulations. Never take your opportunities for granted. Thanks for posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928018)





Date: June 4th, 2005 9:02 AM
Author: Soggy impertinent headpube

You cried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928049)





Date: June 4th, 2005 9:11 AM
Author: Cerebral Public Bath Deer Antler

Don't you cry when you're moved by something very meaningful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928050)





Date: June 4th, 2005 9:18 PM
Author: Soggy impertinent headpube

Crying is ok, but unless he's from a completely unfortunate family, this is not a good reason to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2931647)





Date: June 4th, 2005 10:19 AM
Author: Wild native sweet tailpipe

The REAL question is if you were doing a Stanford or MIT graduate program, would you have still cried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928126)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: Garnet pervert

Yep. But I'll bet Harvard Hopeful '07 wouldn't have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928632)





Date: May 15th, 2008 4:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz burgundy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#9787075)





Date: June 4th, 2005 10:22 AM
Author: Cracking Charcoal Stag Film

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928133)





Date: June 4th, 2005 10:23 AM
Author: Deep range

Hate it or love it, the underdog's on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928138)





Date: June 4th, 2005 10:46 AM
Author: Cracking Charcoal Stag Film

He's admitting that the "tough" decsion that he had to made between schools was not much of a decision at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928176)





Date: December 20th, 2005 4:07 PM
Author: Cracking Charcoal Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4620644)





Date: December 24th, 2005 10:31 PM
Author: crimson selfie famous landscape painting

1600



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4658537)





Date: June 4th, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: Effete Nowag

Cool..

I believe I am 5th gen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928165)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage

first gen LAC!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928193)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:30 PM
Author: supple ladyboy
Subject: hear, hear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930203)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:07 AM
Author: histrionic narrow-minded reading party chapel
Subject: reality check: it's grad school

in an obscure subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928203)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: Judgmental Fragrant Masturbator Rehab

well, he *did* have a few drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928217)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: Garnet pervert

...if by "a few," you mean about 10 Jack and cokes and 4 beer bongs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928672)





Date: June 6th, 2005 5:27 AM
Author: vivacious abode azn

Beer bong? You kids are tools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2941985)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:14 AM
Author: Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage

prestigious grad degree>prestigious BA/BS

I mean, MD from Harvard, BA from State U is better than BA from Harvard, and MD from TTT State U.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928225)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:17 AM
Author: Cracking Charcoal Stag Film

"True" Havardites are Harvard college grads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928237)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:18 AM
Author: Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage

employers wouldn't care if you're a true Harvarite or not, MD from Harvard is prestigious enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928241)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:21 AM
Author: Cracking Charcoal Stag Film

I'm not talking about employers - I'm talking about the pecking order inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928251)





Date: June 5th, 2005 7:14 PM
Author: Federal motley hospital bbw

this is quite true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2937987)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: Thriller Lodge

"Harvardian"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928245)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: Cracking Charcoal Stag Film
Subject: :(

That's what happens when you graduate from a ttt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928248)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:22 AM
Author: Thriller Lodge
Subject: lol

I think it sounds kinda stupid though. Yalie and Princetonian sound much better, imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928256)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:26 AM
Author: Cracking Charcoal Stag Film

I'll leave you guys to figure it out and issue a missive to the masses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928269)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:21 AM
Author: histrionic narrow-minded reading party chapel
Subject: there's a huge difference

dude if he was going to be attending columbia med/law he'd get props from me, but come on: asian studies? not really prestiguous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928249)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:21 AM
Author: Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage

ahahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928253)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: histrionic narrow-minded reading party chapel
Subject: someone had to be the one to say it.

i'm just keepin' it real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928262)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:24 AM
Author: Thriller Lodge

brutally honest, eh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928265)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:26 AM
Author: Cracking Charcoal Stag Film

You're imposing your values on him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928272)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:27 AM
Author: histrionic narrow-minded reading party chapel
Subject: i apologize, wholeheartedly.

i didn't cry when i got into college, so i can't really relate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928276)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Garnet pervert

One man's trash is another's treasure (*edit: at least it's not "liberal studies.").

Actually, the do have a liberal studies Asian Studies program, but this isn't it, thankfully.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928666)





Date: October 17th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: insanely creepy parlour

2400

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4068238)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: amethyst coiffed senate

not at all, AB from Harvard and MD from TTT State U is better. MD from any school is prestigious given the nature of today's competition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928544)





Date: June 4th, 2005 7:20 PM
Author: spectacular maniacal persian gaping

i'm gonna have to disagree with you on that one, chief. i'm not even going to justify myself or my use of the word "chief."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930950)





Date: February 20th, 2006 10:39 AM
Author: insanely creepy parlour

ahahahahaha 2400

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5138167)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: Thriller Lodge

I don't know why it would be such a HUUUUUUUUGE deal. Did you cry when you got into Northwestern?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928260)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:25 AM
Author: Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage

of course he did. why would he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928268)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:26 AM
Author: Thriller Lodge

this thread would be extra weird if he didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928271)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:27 AM
Author: histrionic narrow-minded reading party chapel

did you cry when you got into whatever school you're going to next year? (i think mt. holyoke?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928274)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:28 AM
Author: Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage

of course not... it's not a PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY in EVANSTON, IL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928279)





Date: June 4th, 2005 12:46 PM
Author: mustard fat ankles

He didn't get into the PRESTIGIOUS JOHNS HOPKINS UNIVERSITY in BALTIMORE, MISSISSIPPI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928460)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:18 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage

woa. TRAGIC!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930117)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: Garnet pervert

No. Everything seems like a huge deal at 5:30 A.M. when you've been drinking since 10:00. Couple that with the fact that I only had enough money for 2/3 of the cab ride and had to walk the rest (from downtown Chicago to NU--those who know the area understand), and you've got the makings for a damn strange morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928652)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:41 PM
Author: Thriller Lodge

Haha, ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930284)





Date: June 4th, 2005 2:48 PM
Author: smoky seedy stain

Ivy > Northwestern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2929111)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: Claret Useless Brakes

Alcohol. What can't it do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928287)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:40 AM
Author: glittery talking cuck

make me not fall in love with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928300)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:41 AM
Author: Cracking Charcoal Stag Film

Erase my night with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928303)





Date: June 4th, 2005 12:04 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Affirmative Action Stage

beer goggles!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928358)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Garnet pervert

It's the nectar of the gods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928654)





Date: June 4th, 2005 7:21 PM
Author: spectacular maniacal persian gaping

i believe the goddesses drank the fluids from one lucky god's mythic dong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930960)





Date: June 4th, 2005 12:02 PM
Author: dashing principal's office really tough guy

pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928347)





Date: June 4th, 2005 12:47 PM
Author: trip location
Subject: I feel you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928461)





Date: June 4th, 2005 12:51 PM
Author: cyan garrison

lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928468)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:06 PM
Author: Splenetic Old Irish Cottage

I thought this was going to be about you being sad that your family is unprestigious.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928509)





Date: June 4th, 2005 1:53 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal hominid school

I'm scared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2928737)





Date: June 4th, 2005 2:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible bearded corn cake

This is fucking lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2929102)





Date: June 4th, 2005 2:48 PM
Author: mustard fat ankles

His judgment was off due to alcohol. It happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2929109)





Date: June 4th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: cream nighttime chad

that's kind of ttt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2929131)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:19 PM
Author: topaz haunted graveyard
Subject: last night a dj saved my life

from a broken heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930125)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: Idiotic Liquid Oxygen

weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930138)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz burgundy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930152)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: Idiotic Liquid Oxygen

he's a graduate student, it'll be alrite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930156)





Date: June 4th, 2005 5:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz burgundy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2930333)





Date: June 6th, 2005 2:21 PM
Author: Crawly Crusty Area

Stipends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943179)





Date: June 6th, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: Cracking Charcoal Stag Film

A rarer thing for masters programs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943227)





Date: June 4th, 2005 8:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored pink multi-billionaire

You got into a regional studies master's program with no funding - big fucking deal. This is slightly more prestigious than a master's of education.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2931170)





Date: June 4th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: Garnet pervert

Acknowledged. Don't necessarily disagree. The amount I consumed could have made a rusted nail stuck in my foot look like gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2931663)





Date: June 4th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Hyperventilating plum telephone

i just hate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2931631)





Date: June 4th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: Garnet pervert

I just heart you.

*edit: Admit it, you laughed at this thread. Just a bit. Maybe cracked a little smile, even if it was at my expense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2931679)





Date: June 5th, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: Hyperventilating plum telephone

nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2937844)





Date: June 5th, 2005 5:36 AM
Author: Electric pontificating office

How did she (g/f) react?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2934985)





Date: June 5th, 2005 5:40 AM
Author: Maroon Hairless Gas Station Boltzmann

no more drunk dialing for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2934990)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:25 PM
Author: Sepia Gay Wizard

This is pretty toolish. First to go to an "Ivy"?? Come on. I could maybe see if you were the first to graduate from college or something. That's touching. This is just pretentious and self-absorbed....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2935777)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:31 PM
Author: Floppy Turquoise Pisswyrm Whorehouse

i agree.

this dude puts WAY too much emphasis on going to an 'ivy' there are clearly other schools that offer a similar education and being educated @ an 'ivy' doesn't make it any better than say duke, MIT or WashU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2935796)





Date: June 6th, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Federal motley hospital bbw

well, for wash u, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943111)





Date: June 5th, 2005 6:54 PM
Author: Federal motley hospital bbw

I thought you went to NU?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2937874)





Date: June 5th, 2005 7:00 PM
Author: mauve adventurous stead

Fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2937915)





Date: June 6th, 2005 5:28 AM
Author: vivacious abode azn

I will end you, you fool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2941987)





Date: March 5th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Buff razzle theatre elastic band

always classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5255035)





Date: June 6th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: copper hairraiser dilemma windowlicker

i REALLY always thought you were a girl..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943142)





Date: June 6th, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: Peach marvelous market idiot

im the first sub 1200 sat scorer in my family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943201)





Date: June 6th, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Judgmental Fragrant Masturbator Rehab

im the first person in my family (probably) going to the prestigious UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943207)





Date: June 6th, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: mustard fat ankles

*gasp* Duke reject legacy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943825)





Date: June 6th, 2005 4:00 PM
Author: Judgmental Fragrant Masturbator Rehab

Nope, my uncle went to State (he is prestigious, having gotten a degree in engineering) and one of my grandfathers went to Wake Forest (he is not prestigious, having a business degree). My parents went to high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943863)





Date: June 6th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: mustard fat ankles

That doesn't counter my claim. Were they accepted at Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2943976)





Date: June 6th, 2005 4:16 PM
Author: Judgmental Fragrant Masturbator Rehab

They didn't apply. Duke doesn't have UG business, and their engineering is TTT (and was even moreso in the late 60s).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2944008)





Date: June 6th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Garnet pervert

Excellent. Looks like I'll never live this down (this is probably the first thread I've ever started that's garnered more than 90 posts, though I can't say that I'm thrilled). Not that I don't deserve whatever's coming to me for posting this ridiculous shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2944146)





Date: June 6th, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: Judgmental Fragrant Masturbator Rehab

How drunk were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2944185)





Date: June 6th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible bearded corn cake

It doesn't matter...being drunk can only excuse so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2944210)





Date: June 6th, 2005 7:44 PM
Author: vivacious abode azn

One of the best messages EVER posted...People in life need to stop getting drunk so they can do stupid shit and excuse it on being drunk.

A-MEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2945477)





Date: June 6th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Garnet pervert

Very. And I'd been up for over 24 hours.

Whatever...the damage has been done, regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2944230)





Date: June 6th, 2005 7:22 PM
Author: lime shitlib corner

I'm probably going to be the first person in my family to go to a private school. I was also the first person in my family to take advanced math classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2945325)





Date: June 6th, 2005 7:43 PM
Author: vivacious abode azn

Advanced math classes? What, pray tell, are these "advanced math classes" that you take?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2945468)





Date: June 8th, 2005 4:14 PM
Author: drunken hall

christ, this is pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#2961198)





Date: October 16th, 2005 9:29 PM
Author: heady address

bump this fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4063991)





Date: October 16th, 2005 11:01 PM
Author: Floppy Turquoise Pisswyrm Whorehouse

yeah - this shit is wicked funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4065093)





Date: October 17th, 2005 12:43 AM
Author: heady address

yeah, it used to be funnier before he edited the original post. it went into all this detail about how ttt his family was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4066190)





Date: December 20th, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: Violet field hissy fit

YOU ARE A STRANGE AND CREEPY POSTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4621949)





Date: October 17th, 2005 7:04 AM
Author: Khaki double fault voyeur

I cried on my first day of college, too, but mostly because I crushed my testicles when I sat down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4067748)





Date: October 17th, 2005 7:29 AM
Author: Cracking Charcoal Stag Film

homo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4067759)





Date: December 20th, 2005 5:39 PM
Author: brindle thirsty brunch son of senegal

I'm also first generation Ivy League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4621813)





Date: December 20th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: Fighting Macaca Roommate

But did you cry about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4621824)





Date: December 20th, 2005 5:47 PM
Author: brindle thirsty brunch son of senegal

I have not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4621914)





Date: December 20th, 2005 6:01 PM
Author: Floppy Turquoise Pisswyrm Whorehouse

I think you should. Just because.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4622103)





Date: December 20th, 2005 6:07 PM
Author: brindle thirsty brunch son of senegal

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4622183)





Date: December 20th, 2005 6:07 PM
Author: Violet field hissy fit

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&mc=117&forum_id=1#4621949

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4622194)





Date: December 25th, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Violet field hissy fit

PLEASE RESPOND TO MY ACCUSATIONS SIR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4661653)





Date: December 24th, 2005 7:05 PM
Author: cerise submissive karate laser beams

awww...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4657624)





Date: December 25th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Exciting Snowy Dragon Faggot Firefighter

Damn, this has some staying power.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#4661022)





Date: March 5th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: curious parlor sex offender

CHRISTMAS DAY?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5254676)





Date: March 5th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: onyx hateful box office digit ratio

...he's jewish...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5254710)





Date: March 5th, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: stirring site

no wonder he's just such a whiney little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5254730)





Date: March 5th, 2006 5:58 PM
Author: curious parlor sex offender

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5255264)





Date: February 20th, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: insanely creepy parlour

frosttt is a bitch, but she is right on the money in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5138165)





Date: March 5th, 2006 5:34 PM
Author: Buff razzle theatre elastic band

frosttt is a cum-sucking slut but yeah she is right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5255063)





Date: March 5th, 2006 4:13 PM
Author: stirring site

get over your emotions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5254388)





Date: April 12th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: stirring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5571529)





Date: April 14th, 2006 4:02 AM
Author: Elite rebellious meetinghouse trust fund

I'm a first-generation Harvardian. Yeeeeeee Skeet Skeet Skeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5578395)





Date: April 14th, 2006 4:07 AM
Author: Odious sienna prole

*sarcastic clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5578410)





Date: April 14th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: Flickering titillating library regret
Subject: Who would have thought ...

.. that less than a year later, anongradstudent would be a running partner of Lee Bollinger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5578650)





Date: April 14th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: Exciting Snowy Dragon Faggot Firefighter

My prestige knows no bounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5579427)





Date: April 14th, 2006 1:15 PM
Author: Bright theater stage internal respiration

puusy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5579809)





Date: April 14th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: stirring site

puusy, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#5579960)





Date: October 22nd, 2006 1:31 PM
Author: ruby arousing halford

awww so sweet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#6834702)





Date: October 22nd, 2006 1:33 PM
Author: Violet field hissy fit

lol, ivy league, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#6834713)





Date: April 22nd, 2007 6:15 PM
Author: cream nighttime chad

Most of the ivy league is pretty ttt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#7982184)





Date: April 22nd, 2007 11:27 PM
Author: 180 cumskin

Says the Johns Hopkins grad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#7983893)





Date: April 23rd, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: cream nighttime chad

False.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#7985839)





Date: April 22nd, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: henna contagious theater striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#7984089)





Date: March 11th, 2008 6:05 PM
Author: aromatic bisexual lettuce boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#9464038)





Date: May 3rd, 2008 7:34 PM
Author: abusive puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#9728868)





Date: September 7th, 2008 12:12 AM
Author: painfully honest menage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#10134129)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed chartreuse step-uncle's house dog poop

Ah, a classic. I am the first and only to get a degree in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#10137922)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:23 AM
Author: Clear Mewling Locus Background Story

lol. this thread never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#10137943)





Date: September 8th, 2008 4:07 PM
Author: ebony pea-brained tanning salon french chef

columbia?

asian studies?

unfunded terminal masters program?

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=192873&forum_id=1#10139515)