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| Heady place of business | 09/22/04 |
| Passionate Wild Travel Guidebook Doctorate | 09/22/04 |
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| Arousing Scourge Upon The Earth | 09/22/04 |
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| soul-stirring haunted graveyard | 09/22/04 |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:27 PM Author: Heady place of business Okay, so my cousin is almost 17, but lives in Hong Kong, so no ass for me usually...
BUT I got her email and started talking to her on MSN not long ago, and we really hit it off. About two weeks ago, her and her family finally hopped on a flight here to see the rest of the family, since it had been about 4 years since they last saw each other.
Things were going good, and I managed to take her out a few nights, and Friday night... we were on the sofa in my house, watching a movie, talking a bit, pretty normal stuff. Eventually the conversation turns to sex and suddenly she gets this look in her eye and pushes me back onto the sofa, gets on top....and then she did the mash... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . She did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash She did the mash It caught on in a flash She did the mash She did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash They did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They did the mash It caught on in a flash They did the mash They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolf Man Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash They played the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They played the mash It caught on in a flash They played the mash They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash It's now the monster mash The monster mash And it's a graveyard smash It's now the mash It's caught on in a flash It's now the mash It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my monster mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash Then you can monster mash The monster mash And do my graveyard smash Then you can mash You'll catch on in a flash Then you can mash Then you can monster mash
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:30 PM Author: Passionate Wild Travel Guidebook Doctorate This is unarguably the best thread ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374970) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:32 PM Author: insanely creepy blathering pocket flask gay wizard At least top 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374978) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:33 PM Author: Arousing Scourge Upon The Earth http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85311 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374982) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:41 PM Author: Passionate Wild Travel Guidebook Doctorate I stand uncorrected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375006) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:00 PM Author: Exhilarant Saffron Alpha Subject: I knew this was a West Virginia concoction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375657) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:04 PM Author: Heady place of business Subject: bah i knew someone was going to say that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375673) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:06 PM Author: Exhilarant Saffron Alpha Subject: I am afraid it was unavoidable - (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375687) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 9:37 PM Author: soul-stirring haunted graveyard Subject: dont mind me just whoring through (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376898) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:06 PM Author: charismatic senate national security agency hah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258483) |
Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:33 PM Author: offensive opaque windowlicker idea he suggested hahahhahaha. so good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374983) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:55 PM Author: bull headed anal headpube gunner I laughed like hell just from reading the title.
And then I clicked the thread. Oh, fuck. Who is this? |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:08 PM Author: hateful ultramarine filthpig You just made my day.
Or week.
Or decade. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:09 PM Author: stimulating fishy hell hominid I think I'm the only one that didn't laugh....?
But I'm also very drugged. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:55 PM Author: fantasy-prone turquoise azn I didn't crack a smile....I think it's more of a "WTF?" sort of amusing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375327) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 3:07 AM Author: beady-eyed affirmative action corn cake same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2967025) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:21 PM Author: Excitant Lake Hairy Legs are you even CAPABLE of cracking a smile? i thought you had given up on that, and on life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258616) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:24 PM Author: Overrated den haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375207) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:19 PM Author: slate judgmental tank mediation very amusing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375423) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:21 PM Author: harsh set i started laughing right as my dad walked in the room and he was like wtf you're sitting in here alone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375440) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:57 PM Author: razzmatazz ticket booth hahaha
Wow, the suspense was killing me. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:59 PM Author: umber seedy menage ape brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375650) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:11 PM Author: ungodly rose liquid oxygen legal warrant I thought of the song when I saw the word "mash", so it wasn't as funny for me as for everyone else. I make weird connections like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376045) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:12 PM Author: Honey-headed puppy I did too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376054) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:13 PM Author: ungodly rose liquid oxygen legal warrant good, i'm not alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376056) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:15 PM Author: ungodly rose liquid oxygen legal warrant do you think adding a similar song would make this thread better or worse? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376062) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: ungodly rose liquid oxygen legal warrant i dont know what i was talking about here
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Date: July 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: fighting at-the-ready center lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163779) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 8:34 PM Author: tripping locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1781895) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 8:36 PM Author: Chestnut Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1781900) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:10 PM Author: tripping locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782046) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:28 PM Author: tripping locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782159) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:54 PM Author: tripping locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782282) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:22 PM Author: Excitant Lake Hairy Legs no, YOU, stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258625) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 2:58 AM Author: hyperactive goal in life im a motherfucking P-I-M-P (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2966977) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 AM Author: Balding carmine trailer park This always happens at family reunions with me and TheDad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159830) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 6:02 PM Author: offensive opaque windowlicker idea he suggested I thought it was wierd he's have a cousin from Hong Kong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3164327) |
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Date: August 16th, 2005 12:04 AM Author: bull headed anal headpube gunner I knew he had gotten it from somewhere, I just never thought it'd be another messageboard.
Skimming through their posts though, it seems they have developed a board culture too. They seem to have "EX DEE"/"XD" as their version of our A+ or the lawboard's 180. Interesting. |
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Date: May 5th, 2007 12:14 PM Author: Maroon Twisted Cruise Ship Clown It looks to have died. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8065177) |
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West Virginia! |
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Date: October 31st, 2008 4:48 PM Author: fighting at-the-ready center I love when they get that look in their eye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#10313245) |