BUT I got her email and started talking to her on MSN not long ago, and we really hit it off. About two weeks ago, her and her family finally hopped on a flight here to see the rest of the family, since it had been about 4 years since they last saw each other.

Things were going good, and I managed to take her out a few nights, and Friday night... we were on the sofa in my house, watching a movie, talking a bit, pretty normal stuff. Eventually the conversation turns to sex and suddenly she gets this look in her eye and pushes me back onto the sofa, gets on top....and then she did the mash...

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She did the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

She did the mash

It caught on in a flash

She did the mash

She did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash

They did the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

They did the mash

It caught on in a flash

They did the mash

They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun

The party had just begun

The guests included Wolf Man

Dracula and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds

The coffin-bangers were about to arrive

With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

They played the mash

They played the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

They played the mash

It caught on in a flash

They played the mash

They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring

Seems he was troubled by just one thing

He opened the lid and shook his fist

And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

It's now the mash

It's now the monster mash

The monster mash

And it's a graveyard smash

It's now the mash

It's caught on in a flash

It's now the mash

It's now the monster mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band

And my monster mash is the hit of the land

For you, the living, this mash was meant too

When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash

Then you can monster mash

The monster mash

And do my graveyard smash

Then you can mash

You'll catch on in a flash

Then you can mash

Then you can monster mash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374963)

And then I clicked the thread. Oh, fuck. Who is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375064)

Or week.

Or decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375115)

But I'm also very drugged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375126)

Wow, the suspense was killing me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375645)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163571)

Skimming through their posts though, it seems they have developed a board culture too. They seem to have "EX DEE"/"XD" as their version of our A+ or the lawboard's 180. Interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3597190)

West Virginia!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#4714664)

Godspeed Bobby, you liberated us!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8064685)