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If IVY League Schools Were Cars
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Date: January 2nd, 2009 5:39 PM Author: appetizing violent lodge Harvard Yale Princeton UPenn Columbia Dartmouth Brown
What cars would they be? We need more posters on this board, who the hell deleted the last year of my life, fuckface. |
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Date: January 2nd, 2009 9:10 PM Author: Beady-eyed indirect expression cornell would be a hyundai (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=909217&forum_id=1#10634993) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2009 11:09 PM Author: Aromatic persian Harvard = Mercedes (the gold standard) Yale = BMW (a much more fun experience, but still #2) Princeton = Porsche (deluxe, nichy, not really in the race with the top two) Penn = Lexus (high class ride with stellar quality (breadth and depth), but an arriviste & people still don't give it enough credit) Columbia = Jaguar (steeped in tradition & prestige, has big negatives that define its character) Brown = Saab (moves to its own beat, still impossibly chic) Cornell = Cadillac (thoroughly American in outlook, big, muscular yet still luxe) Dartmouth = Corvette (red blooded American, the classic "white frat guy" dream machine) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2009 11:28 PM Author: Zippy territorial cuckoldry So cornell is the yugo that broke down? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=909217&forum_id=1#10635897) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2009 5:36 AM Author: scarlet talented mental disorder really tough guy Harvard= Mercedes
Yale= BMW
Princeton=Lexus
Penn State= Ferrari
Cornell=Infiniti
Brown= VW
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Date: January 5th, 2009 2:02 PM Author: Aromatic persian The Ivy Plus Group ______________________________________________________
Harvard = Mercedes (the gold standard)
Yale = BMW (a much more fun experience with a fanatically devoted alumni/fan base, but still #2)
Princeton = Porsche (deluxe, nichy, not really in the race with the top two)
Penn = Lexus (high class ride with stellar quality (breadth and depth), but an arriviste & people still don't give it enough credit)
Columbia = Jaguar (steeped in tradition & prestige, has big negatives that define its character)
Brown = Saab (moves to its own beat, still impossibly chic)
Cornell = Cadillac (thoroughly American in outlook, big, muscular yet still luxe)
Dartmouth = Corvette (red blooded American, the classic "white frat guy" dream machine)
Stanford = Range Rover (great combination of sexy looks and great engineering)
MIT = Audi (built extremely well, company motto - Advancement through Technology!!!) |
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Date: January 5th, 2009 3:35 PM Author: appetizing violent lodge I agree with above Im back to save this damn board. |
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Date: January 5th, 2009 3:37 PM Author: bronze black woman blood rage Doesn't Ivyplus also generally include Chicago and Duke? What would they be? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=909217&forum_id=1#10653872) |
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Date: January 5th, 2009 7:53 PM Author: Aromatic persian good call....
Chicago - Volvo (quiet prestige, the intellectual's car - no other car would be appropriate)
Duke - Acura (sporty luxe, well designed, high gloss) |
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Date: January 7th, 2009 2:42 PM Author: appetizing violent lodge Volvos are the sturdiest vehicles when it comes to accidents. Steel cage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=909217&forum_id=1#10669433) |
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Date: January 8th, 2009 12:20 PM Author: Aqua Multi-billionaire that's RIGOR for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=909217&forum_id=1#10675522) |
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Date: January 8th, 2009 4:10 PM Author: Zippy territorial cuckoldry rather not get into them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=909217&forum_id=1#10677131) |
Date: January 11th, 2009 3:21 AM Author: Gay wrinkle doctorate H - Mercedes, the layman's gold standard Y - Maybach, perceived exclusive prestige P - Rolls Royce Col - new beetle ca. 1999, every high school girl's dream Penn - Lexus, great machine, but solidly for the salaried D - Cadillac, the all-american; maybe a land rover, for the outdoorsiness B - old beetle Cor - Toyota Stan - ferrari, the bling with the (alleged) lifestyle MIT - SAAB, the company got its start as an aerospace thing Chi - Volvo before 2004, ugly as sin, performs with the best Duke - Infiniti, not as good as they sell them to be, but better than people give it credit for WashU - jaguar x-type |
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Date: January 11th, 2009 3:32 AM Author: Orchid degenerate Gay thread or gayest thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=909217&forum_id=1#10696394) |
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Date: January 13th, 2009 3:06 PM Author: exciting hot codepig Just gay.
But I can't say I don't enjoy it. |
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Date: April 27th, 2009 5:55 PM Author: henna institution Harvard -- Rolls Royce (expensive, high maintenance car. Largely ornamental rather than performance driven with many comparably equipped competitors)
Yale -- H-1 Humvee. Government-manufactured, over-bearing nuisance that is irritating to be around particularly in heavy traffic. Its profile almost entirely dependent on saturation level of government hype.
Princeton -- MG. A car so fussy it’s to the point of being silly.
UPenn -- Wells Fargo Armored Car (but one that picks up deposits from pre-robed 7-11 stores.
Columbia -- MTA Local No. 1 Train. Gets you where you need to go quickly but after hitting every bump in the ttracks.
Dartmouth -- Any randomly selected Snow Mobile. Regional, non-descript and very nothing special.
Brown -- a green Prius with an Obama bumper sticker.
Cornell -- Pogo stick
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