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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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comical antidepressant drug
  05/22/17
holy fuck
arrogant garrison
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rough-skinned codepig
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switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
Hairraiser adulterous gas station
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Happy Monday!
comical antidepressant drug
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arrogant garrison
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Pink odious trailer park potus
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jfc
ruby spectacular chapel
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Amber doobsian area affirmative action
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Galvanic stain
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greened.com, actually
Rusted Exhilarant Parlor
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erotic meetinghouse
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Heady public bath immigrant
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Tan Location
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Boyish flesh filthpig
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Jfc
charcoal talented business firm pervert
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*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Diverse ocher state reading party
  09/15/18
Bump for Cole Haan
Diverse ocher state reading party
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COLE HAAN
Diverse ocher state reading party
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self-absorbed church
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ruby spectacular chapel
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Diverse ocher state reading party
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metal violent legal warrant
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
learning disabled floppy police squad
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Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
comical antidepressant drug
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arrogant garrison
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Pink odious trailer park potus
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thriller karate
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silver sinister market
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Glassy Internal Respiration
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fragrant iridescent trump supporter sweet tailpipe
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fear-inspiring nursing home hunting ground
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Patty Klotz
Light low-t theater stage community account
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vibrant ungodly ticket booth pozpig
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3 AM: https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb4...
Diverse ocher state reading party
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Curious Dark Lodge Voyeur
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shivering point
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Doug is not a meme.
lilac vigorous nibblets theatre
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
fear-inspiring nursing home hunting ground
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
fear-inspiring nursing home hunting ground
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
pearl zippy hall cumskin
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
Drab Adventurous Corn Cake
  05/27/17
Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
crawly hominid son of senegal
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comical antidepressant drug
  05/22/17
Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
crawly hominid son of senegal
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Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a ...
insanely creepy legend home
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Indigo Stead Boistinker
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Arousing wagecucks
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Skeeter is my boyfriend: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Diverse ocher state reading party
  09/15/18
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Indigo Stead Boistinker
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domesticated orchestra pit
  05/22/17
jfc this thread is toxic
nudist shitlib
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*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
house-broken kitchen
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
insanely creepy legend home
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Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absol...
contagious rehab sandwich
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Arousing wagecucks
  01/11/18
Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
Diverse ocher state reading party
  09/15/18
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fear-inspiring nursing home hunting ground
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vibrant ungodly ticket booth pozpig
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*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Diverse ocher state reading party
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Avocado Nubile Crackhouse
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aquamarine fat ankles
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pearl zippy hall cumskin
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Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
self-absorbed church
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Drab Adventurous Corn Cake
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mind-boggling obsidian hairy legs menage
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carmine shrine national security agency
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learning disabled floppy police squad
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charcoal talented business firm pervert
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ruby spectacular chapel
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Amber doobsian area affirmative action
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pearl zippy hall cumskin
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Maniacal mediation
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Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
Arousing wagecucks
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purple bateful gunner den
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"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as...
comical antidepressant drug
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fear-inspiring nursing home hunting ground
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Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's &...
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Light low-t theater stage community account
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comical antidepressant drug
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Jesus christ
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phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her ...
self-absorbed church
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Dugg, https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67...
Diverse ocher state reading party
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vibrant ungodly ticket booth pozpig
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self-absorbed church
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AHN! https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc4...
Diverse ocher state reading party
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Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
chartreuse goal in life house
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Heady public bath immigrant
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Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic https://www.re...
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Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent...
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I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessivel...
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: comical antidepressant drug



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: arrogant garrison

holy fuck

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: rough-skinned codepig



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Hairraiser adulterous gas station

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: comical antidepressant drug

Happy Monday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33365273)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: arrogant garrison



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Pink odious trailer park potus



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: ruby spectacular chapel

jfc

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Amber doobsian area affirmative action



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Galvanic stain



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Rusted Exhilarant Parlor

greened.com, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#35167949)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: erotic meetinghouse



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Heady public bath immigrant



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Tan Location



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Boyish flesh filthpig



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: charcoal talented business firm pervert

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#36813398)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Diverse ocher state reading party

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Diverse ocher state reading party

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Diverse ocher state reading party

COLE HAAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#37818369)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: self-absorbed church



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: ruby spectacular chapel



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: Diverse ocher state reading party



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: metal violent legal warrant



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: learning disabled floppy police squad

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: comical antidepressant drug

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: arrogant garrison



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Pink odious trailer park potus



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: thriller karate



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: silver sinister market



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Glassy Internal Respiration



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: fragrant iridescent trump supporter sweet tailpipe



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: fear-inspiring nursing home hunting ground



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Light low-t theater stage community account

Patty Klotz

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly ticket booth pozpig



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Diverse ocher state reading party

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#36814368)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: Curious Dark Lodge Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#39483801)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: shivering point



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: lilac vigorous nibblets theatre

Doug is not a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33365291)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: fear-inspiring nursing home hunting ground

these motherfuckers have no respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#35167880)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: fear-inspiring nursing home hunting ground

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: pearl zippy hall cumskin

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33365566)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Drab Adventurous Corn Cake

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33407634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: crawly hominid son of senegal

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33365568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: comical antidepressant drug



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: crawly hominid son of senegal

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: insanely creepy legend home

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33365579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Indigo Stead Boistinker



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Arousing wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#35133440)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Diverse ocher state reading party

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#36814365)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: Indigo Stead Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#39483783)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: domesticated orchestra pit



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: nudist shitlib

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33365732)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: house-broken kitchen

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: insanely creepy legend home

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: contagious rehab sandwich

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Arousing wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#35133441)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Diverse ocher state reading party

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: fear-inspiring nursing home hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#35167885)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly ticket booth pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#35167951)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Diverse ocher state reading party

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#36814344)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Avocado Nubile Crackhouse



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: aquamarine fat ankles



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: pearl zippy hall cumskin



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: self-absorbed church

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#33370493)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Drab Adventurous Corn Cake



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: mind-boggling obsidian hairy legs menage



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: carmine shrine national security agency



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Pink odious trailer park potus



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: buck-toothed weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#35849926)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: learning disabled floppy police squad



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: charcoal talented business firm pervert



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: ruby spectacular chapel



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: Amber doobsian area affirmative action



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: pearl zippy hall cumskin



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Maniacal mediation



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Arousing wagecucks

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: purple bateful gunner den



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: comical antidepressant drug

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: fear-inspiring nursing home hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#35167890)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: azure cuck property

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Light low-t theater stage community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: comical antidepressant drug



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: white mad-dog skullcap station

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: self-absorbed church

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Diverse ocher state reading party

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly ticket booth pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Violet Glittery Kitty



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: brindle well-lubricated depressive yarmulke



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Shimmering library genital piercing



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: lake stag film laser beams



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: self-absorbed church



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Diverse ocher state reading party

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: chartreuse goal in life house

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Heady public bath immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Hideous swashbuckling skinny woman indian lodge

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: Diverse ocher state reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: comical antidepressant drug



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: comical antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#45762865)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#49864093)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2)#49864497)