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Rate these Vegas related texts from one of my pornstar clients (CSLG)

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi bloo...
Cerebral Nowag
  09/05/22
Rate me as a UC university.
Motley Bright Quadroon Headpube
  09/05/22
No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?
Cerebral Nowag
  09/05/22
TY Is this pornstar hot?
Motley Bright Quadroon Headpube
  09/05/22
She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest...
Cerebral Nowag
  09/05/22
DESCRIBE her.
emerald aphrodisiac abode
  09/05/22
28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very...
Cerebral Nowag
  09/05/22
Emailing you brother
tantric violent institution
  09/07/22
The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is...
180 House-broken Son Of Senegal
  09/05/22
More like if the free dinners stopped would these people com...
Drab cracking faggot firefighter sweet tailpipe
  09/05/22
Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy di...
Cerebral Nowag
  09/05/22
I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand ...
Cerebral Nowag
  09/05/22
Lmaoooo
Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong
  12/05/25
say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying...
exciting canary lodge
  09/05/22
now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly reti...
Pink Racy Jew
  09/05/22
Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.
Cerebral Nowag
  09/05/22
Breaking: Hooker seeks money
Stirring crackhouse indirect expression
  09/05/22
...
Olive electric pit preventive strike
  09/05/22
Does she mean Calvin Harris?
Arrogant degenerate school cafeteria
  09/05/22
No, not that dude.
Cerebral Nowag
  09/05/22
I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you ...
slate angry national travel guidebook
  09/05/22
basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skill...
exciting canary lodge
  09/05/22
It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems li...
slate angry national travel guidebook
  09/05/22
I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, broth...
Cerebral Nowag
  09/05/22
of course i would meet up with you in plano she still thi...
exciting canary lodge
  09/05/22
Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the conte...
Cerebral Nowag
  09/05/22
yeah i give 0 fucks
exciting canary lodge
  09/05/22
Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no ...
Cerebral Nowag
  09/05/22
we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking...
exciting canary lodge
  09/05/22
III Forks?
slate angry national travel guidebook
  09/05/22
i think they're turning it into a poker room...
exciting canary lodge
  09/05/22
End of an era
slate angry national travel guidebook
  09/05/22
Will you come too, brother?
Cerebral Nowag
  09/05/22
Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.
slate angry national travel guidebook
  09/05/22
HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he...
razzmatazz market immigrant
  09/06/22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s
exciting canary lodge
  09/06/22
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Motley Bright Quadroon Headpube
  09/06/22
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tantric violent institution
  09/07/22
Cocks out for content!
Stirring crackhouse indirect expression
  09/06/22
is that a Pixel phone?
contagious sooty international law enforcement agency
  09/05/22
Galaxy S22+
Cerebral Nowag
  09/05/22
why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?
contagious sooty international law enforcement agency
  09/05/22
I'm not interested in men.
Cerebral Nowag
  09/05/22
I love men
Amber Hunting Ground
  09/06/22
ran here
contagious sooty international law enforcement agency
  09/06/22
...
green dingle berry
  09/06/22
...
Razzle-dazzle stead
  09/06/22
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  09/07/22
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  09/07/22
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Soul-stirring submissive plaza digit ratio
  09/07/22
That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a ...
Stirring crackhouse indirect expression
  09/06/22
Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.
green dingle berry
  09/06/22
Same.
Red vigorous public bath hairy legs
  09/06/22
I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 b...
Aqua Stimulating Pozpig Field
  09/07/22
...
green dingle berry
  09/07/22
iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.
Red vigorous public bath hairy legs
  09/07/22
pics of girls?
overrated stock car dog poop
  09/06/22
To be fair, Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged marrie...
histrionic autistic mad cow disease coffee pot
  09/06/22
I just wish I had some friends.
Stirring crackhouse indirect expression
  09/06/22
im going to the brazzers house
buff hairraiser windowlicker
  09/06/22
My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to...
Cerebral Nowag
  09/06/22
To be fair, "'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you...
histrionic autistic mad cow disease coffee pot
  09/06/22
I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawye...
Cerebral Nowag
  09/06/22
"I have no anger towards anyone." That'd be te...
Yapping mischievous chad
  09/06/22
credit where it is due, 180 post
Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong
  12/05/25
This is pathetic.
Yapping mischievous chad
  09/06/22
...
histrionic autistic mad cow disease coffee pot
  09/06/22
Slay, qween. Slay.
confused hall sandwich
  09/06/22
TY, brother.
Cerebral Nowag
  09/06/22
What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any s...
dashing pervert crotch
  09/06/22
I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly...
Exhilarant Spruce Elastic Band
  09/06/22
They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in Californ...
razzmatazz market immigrant
  09/06/22
Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "...
excitant business firm nibblets
  09/06/22
I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thoug...
bonkers black alpha
  09/06/22
Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it
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  09/06/22
Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.
henna partner
  09/07/22
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Soul-stirring submissive plaza digit ratio
  09/06/22
This is all very sinful, brother.
jade vivacious associate
  09/06/22
"I need to go read to my kids"
twinkling location
  09/06/22
i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars....
chest-beating chapel boltzmann
  09/06/22
You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put ...
Boyish crimson senate depressive
  09/06/22
I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that...
Cerebral Nowag
  09/06/22
You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you exclud...
Drab cracking faggot firefighter sweet tailpipe
  09/06/22
wwop
overrated stock car dog poop
  09/06/22
your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross
bateful property
  09/06/22
i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or de...
Rebellious Aquamarine Shrine Ape
  09/06/22
u sound jelly
exciting canary lodge
  09/06/22
he's right tho
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  09/07/22
he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his...
Razzle-dazzle stead
  09/06/22
Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fa...
Razzle den
  09/06/22
he didn't really need to explain himself at all ....may...
Carnelian violent mediation goyim
  09/06/22
Let's get this to 100 folks!
Charismatic twinkling uncleanness point
  09/07/22
Let's do it, brothers!
Cerebral Nowag
  09/07/22
We did it!
Charismatic twinkling uncleanness point
  09/07/22
What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?
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  09/07/22
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Cerebral Nowag
  09/07/22
Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Appare...
Soul-stirring submissive plaza digit ratio
  09/07/22
those don't have huge insurance policies
exciting canary lodge
  09/07/22
Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insu...
Soul-stirring submissive plaza digit ratio
  09/07/22
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exciting canary lodge
  09/07/22
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Cerebral Nowag
  09/07/22
Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a f...
Stirring crackhouse indirect expression
  09/07/22
Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him
race surrealism
  12/05/25
Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao
Adolf Hitler Uunona
  12/05/25
discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one in...
Kenneth Play
  12/05/25
She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me...
golden retriever
  12/05/25
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Straight Talese
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Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong
  12/05/25
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Johnny 99
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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi blood. I might start a course for people on XO to help talk to girls. I mean, it's basically just a sales skill. It's insane how obsessive some women are to me even though I'm a short balding lawyer. I never had a problem getting women to be drawn to me.

Saturday night was 180 too (that's why my client says "have fun being weird tonight"). Had a nice MFFF foursome (first time for me!). Wife and I met a lesbian (I guess I should call bi since they like men too) couple from Idaho. Was two girls. One was decent looking with a good body and below average face. The other was very pretty and had a great body. They were definitely very interested in my wife. She makes a great wingman.

https://imgur.com/a/eVxkJ5i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124142)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: Motley Bright Quadroon Headpube

Rate me as a UC university.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124151)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124153)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:59 PM
Author: Motley Bright Quadroon Headpube

TY

Is this pornstar hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124165)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest in her physically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124208)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: emerald aphrodisiac abode

DESCRIBE her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124478)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very average face. Basically the average porn star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124551)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: tantric violent institution

Emailing you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131355)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: 180 House-broken Son Of Senegal

The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is that you and your wife pay for that pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124177)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Drab cracking faggot firefighter sweet tailpipe

More like if the free dinners stopped would these people communicate with him more than a couple more times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124191)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy dinners for are poasters and my staff. She actually gets me a $500 Mastros gift card every year for my bday even though Ive never given her a dime or present (besides her case I settled of course). Im just an alpha jew dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124310)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand why people might get offended or even jealous of my 180 degenerate lifestyle. But I only post the truth on this glorious message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124194)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49486213)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: exciting canary lodge

say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying for pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124518)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Pink Racy Jew

now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly retiring and never coming back here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124182)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124187)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Stirring crackhouse indirect expression

Breaking: Hooker seeks money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124190)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: Olive electric pit preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124295)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Arrogant degenerate school cafeteria

Does she mean Calvin Harris?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124496)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

No, not that dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124580)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: slate angry national travel guidebook

I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you are having a nice time. Wish you all the luck in the world brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124525)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: exciting canary lodge

basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skills" and she is too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124553)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: slate angry national travel guidebook

It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems like porn stars care a lot of about obesity. I would do poorly with pornstars.

I really wish I could live the glamorous LA life. I want to be somebody. I want to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124569)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, brother. No interest in sleeping with her either. If I visit your city can we hang out? I might be out that way middle of next year to see some law school friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124571)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: exciting canary lodge

of course i would meet up with you in plano

she still thinks she can get money off you (maybe she can't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124575)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the content it generates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124584)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: exciting canary lodge

yeah i give 0 fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124589)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no object, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124622)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: exciting canary lodge

we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking pictures of receipts in Plano

that's the Austin mentality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124651)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: slate angry national travel guidebook

III Forks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124679)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: exciting canary lodge

i think they're turning it into a poker room...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124691)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: slate angry national travel guidebook

End of an era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124692)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

Will you come too, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124700)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: slate angry national travel guidebook

Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124755)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz market immigrant

HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he waves CSLG and disco fries into the Korean whorehouse like a third base coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125154)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:21 AM
Author: exciting canary lodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125382)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:22 AM
Author: Motley Bright Quadroon Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125383)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: High-end copper heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45126558)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: tantric violent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132459)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:13 AM
Author: Stirring crackhouse indirect expression

Cocks out for content!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125138)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: contagious sooty international law enforcement agency

is that a Pixel phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124531)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

Galaxy S22+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124557)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:02 PM
Author: contagious sooty international law enforcement agency

why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124560)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

I'm not interested in men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124574)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:27 AM
Author: Amber Hunting Ground

I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125155)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: contagious sooty international law enforcement agency

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125806)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: green dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125482)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45126601)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Red vigorous public bath hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45127916)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Aqua Stimulating Pozpig Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131569)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Brilliant parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131581)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring submissive plaza digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131623)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: Stirring crackhouse indirect expression

That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a bit more pixel density though, for when you've really got your face a few inches from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125141)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: green dingle berry

Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125502)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Red vigorous public bath hairy legs

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45127918)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Aqua Stimulating Pozpig Field

I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 because I'm gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131571)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: green dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131610)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: Red vigorous public bath hairy legs

iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:02 AM
Author: overrated stock car dog poop

pics of girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124844)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:19 AM
Author: histrionic autistic mad cow disease coffee pot

To be fair,

Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged married father of two and yet you still think it's, like, soooooooooooooooo cool (omg lol) to be "friends" with pornstars (omg lol!) aka worthless broken whores who literally sell their bodies for money in the most despicable ways which are filmed forever by amoral predators, and oh btw you like to spend your limited time on this Earth texting back and forth with these filthy diseased cunts for some sort of sick misplaced affirmation and also you sometimes pressure your "wife" to have orgies with them (omg lollll!!!) and then to top it all off you like to spend some more of your limited time on this Earth bragging about all of this empty and sick and degenerate meaningless bullshit to a bunch of total strangers online just so that they can hopefully tell you how cool and awesome you are and how great that all sounds.

Congratulations. You now know what it feels like to be Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125148)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:24 AM
Author: Stirring crackhouse indirect expression

I just wish I had some friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125153)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: buff hairraiser windowlicker

im going to the brazzers house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125158)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:39 AM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to text you if you shoot me an email. You seem very angry about the entire situation. I just do what makes me happy. My wife is into girls, so no pressure needed, brother. Also, I'd be down to take you out for a nice dinner too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125173)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:40 AM
Author: histrionic autistic mad cow disease coffee pot

To be fair,

"'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you, gay? You know only closeted gay people hate gays, right? So are you GAY?!"

Yeah you got me brother I'm so fucking jealous that you get to interact with pornstars and sometimes even have sex with them. Insanely jealous. I'll slink away now and not criticize your life anymore since you got me so good here with this call out which revealed that ackshually, I'm just really jealous of you.

Also just for the record, gay people are awesome and I'm definitely not gay. Please don't call me gay! I have no problem with gays, they're great!

(Damn all of these Jewish moves are so effective in 2022, how can we ever overcome them? Guess we should probably just give up now and stop trying cc: Consuela the Pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125176)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:44 AM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawyer who has threesomes at midnight, brother. You seem upset about something. I just don't know what. I'm just here to share some content with my fellow poasters, give them a window into my life and adventures, and kill 5 minutes while I wait for my green tea to brew. I have no anger towards anyone. I love you, my man.

I must have hit a nerve because you edited your post multiple times. I'm really sorry man. You're a 180 poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125182)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:35 AM
Author: Yapping mischievous chad

"I have no anger towards anyone."

That'd be terribly sad if not the case seeing how desperate for approval you are here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125220)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

credit where it is due, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49486221)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:28 AM
Author: Yapping mischievous chad

This is pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125157)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:38 AM
Author: histrionic autistic mad cow disease coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125171)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:43 AM
Author: confused hall sandwich

Slay, qween.

Slay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125181)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:45 AM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

TY, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125184)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:51 AM
Author: dashing pervert crotch

What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any sense in context of the OP. Would’ve been 180 if the link were just three asses in the air instead of some drivel exchange with some lady who no one knows and can’t see pics of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125234)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:04 AM
Author: Exhilarant Spruce Elastic Band

I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly wants him to like her because she is supposed to be doing something else but is texting with him to rate how much he likes her. Pretty weird behavior. Also kind of funny since it is clear that it is cslg that has the insecurity issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz market immigrant

They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125283)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:36 AM
Author: excitant business firm nibblets

Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "friends" just like using him for free stuff. Much like everyone else in his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125392)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: bonkers black alpha

I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thought weird al was hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125287)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: navy curious range halford

Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125480)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: henna partner

Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131637)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring submissive plaza digit ratio

Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want something from you baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125385)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:59 AM
Author: jade vivacious associate

This is all very sinful, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125413)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: twinkling location

"I need to go read to my kids"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125489)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: chest-beating chapel boltzmann

i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars. would you engage in long text chains with prostitutes? it's the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125494)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: Boyish crimson senate depressive

You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put you in touch with women who would be willing to have sex with you and your wife.

I rate it 3/10 as a lifestyle and 6/10 as bort content. You should do more shitlaw posting it’s more engaging and I rate that stuff 8/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125518)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that matter, brother. Only XO posters and staff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45126220)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: Drab cracking faggot firefighter sweet tailpipe

You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you excluding ex pornstars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45126562)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: overrated stock car dog poop

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45126111)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: bateful property

your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45126596)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Rebellious Aquamarine Shrine Ape

i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or desirable to be around people involved with pornography, let alone 'porn stars.' they are all mentally ill drug-addicted hookers. i can practically smell the vape clouds and body spray. i don't know why you would have any proximity to this if you're raising a family and trying to establish a great 'all-american lifestyle' for them as CSLG likes to claim.

i guess it cuts along with the general dorky vibe he gives off. he's a small-statured video game nerd who got married at 20, so there may be some arrested development there. if he thinks about what is appealing to other adults but has the mentality of a 22 year old or whatever, it makes sense that he would think this is really cool. if you are wealthy and attractive, you probably don't have to send a bunch of chumpy texts to someone named 'chloe' who takes a gallon of cum to her face from strangers monthly and makes extra money shoving things in her asshole in front of her laptop while a bunch of teenagers and incels send her cash app money.

there are plenty of attractive women in the world who would somewhat set aside looks if you are cool and have money. people in porn are dumb, trashy, and unstable. what is the appeal? and sorry brother but you are a little slippery with the truth on this issue -- similar to RSF claiming no woman has ever been with him due to his $$$. what do you think the odds are that this woman is friendly to you if you manage a produce section at Ralph's but otherwise are the same person ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45126728)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: exciting canary lodge

u sound jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45127127)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: lavender nubile gay wizard piazza

he's right tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131619)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stead

he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his demonstrates, so nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45127129)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:25 PM
Author: Razzle den

Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fat proles and thinking it's cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45127134)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:31 PM
Author: Carnelian violent mediation goyim

he didn't really need to explain himself at all

....maybe "And? Fat people are actually pretty funny...especially when they struggle to tie their shoes"

"Beats hanging out with people who have gonorrhea"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45127162)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:57 PM
Author: Charismatic twinkling uncleanness point

Let's get this to 100 folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131615)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

Let's do it, brothers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131890)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: Charismatic twinkling uncleanness point

We did it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132332)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: gay aromatic fanboi idiot

What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131908)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped one of them, then she referred her friends, who referred friends, etc. Now I have about 6-8 active cases with pornstars and I've handled maybe 20 or so for different pornstars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131955)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring submissive plaza digit ratio

Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Apparently they are all improperly labeled as independent contractors and when they decide it's time to hang up their heels, they can all get a pay day by suing the club. Maybe Tommy can do this for you with his employment law experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132122)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: exciting canary lodge

those don't have huge insurance policies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132126)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring submissive plaza digit ratio

Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insured somehow for that. Regardless it's probably a file a complaint and get a settlement without any work type situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132144)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: exciting canary lodge

πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132151)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Nowag

I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can find it since you Google me multiple times a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132221)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: Stirring crackhouse indirect expression

Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a fraudulent transfer (or similar) theory. I've been able to reach small business owners behind their entities in nearly every case I've tried to do it where bankruptcy didn't save them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132233)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: race surrealism

Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49485905)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona

Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49485938)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one included. i saw the screenshot of the exhibits with cslg reddit posts on salary and networth a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49486209)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: golden retriever

She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me brother!!)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49485952)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Straight Talese



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49486217)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49486387)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Johnny 99



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49486195)