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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Snowy razzle stead half-breed
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Ruby range dragon
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
maniacal impertinent voyeur theatre
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Dashing area
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
seedy blue bawdyhouse stain
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
unhinged crimson stage headpube
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Naked apoplectic goal in life public bath
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
talented boiling water
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Supple fuchsia heaven
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Coiffed site
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
greedy pocket flask affirmative action
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
ebony beady-eyed old irish cottage
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
multi-colored institution black woman
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Carmine philosopher-king
  06/30/25
cr
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Supple fuchsia heaven
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Bearded navy den
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
ebony beady-eyed old irish cottage
  06/30/25
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know-it-all flesh ladyboy
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
greedy pocket flask affirmative action
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Carmine philosopher-king
  06/30/25
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Honey-headed indirect expression
  07/01/25
*bussy
At-the-ready international law enforcement agency son of senegal
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
unhinged crimson stage headpube
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
big temple
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Costumed locale nowag
  06/30/25
fuck
greedy pocket flask affirmative action
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
big temple
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Snowy razzle stead half-breed
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
greedy pocket flask affirmative action
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Bearded navy den
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  06/30/25
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Erotic electric furnace
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Lime Gas Station
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
diverse pearl laser beams immigrant
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Poppy cuckold
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
diverse pearl laser beams immigrant
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
know-it-all flesh ladyboy
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
diverse pearl laser beams immigrant
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
amethyst excitant mexican brunch
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
bossy home legend
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Concupiscible lavender sneaky criminal location
  06/30/25
tcr
know-it-all flesh ladyboy
  07/01/25
just jump
Tripping Crackhouse
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  06/30/25
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Vigorous step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
soul-stirring chrome forum
  06/30/25
wow
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Mischievous kitchen
  06/30/25
JFC man
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
talented boiling water
  06/30/25
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Tripping Crackhouse
  06/30/25
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greedy pocket flask affirmative action
  06/30/25
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ebony beady-eyed old irish cottage
  06/30/25
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ocher patrolman pisswyrm
  06/30/25
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Twisted milky school
  06/30/25
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bossy home legend
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Concupiscible lavender sneaky criminal location
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Lime Gas Station
  06/30/25
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Kink-friendly Jet-lagged Space
  07/01/25
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Honey-headed indirect expression
  07/01/25
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Cracking property
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
light piazza volcanic crater
  07/01/25
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Brilliant theater stage mood
  07/01/25
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maniacal impertinent voyeur theatre
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
seedy blue bawdyhouse stain
  06/30/25
bro
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  06/30/25
...
Concupiscible lavender sneaky criminal location
  06/30/25
lol
know-it-all flesh ladyboy
  07/01/25
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Spectacular alpha
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Mind-boggling national security agency digit ratio
  06/30/25
jfc
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Supple fuchsia heaven
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
ocher patrolman pisswyrm
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Twisted milky school
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
know-it-all flesh ladyboy
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Mind-boggling national security agency digit ratio
  07/01/25
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Poppy cuckold
  07/01/25
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Twisted milky school
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Brilliant theater stage mood
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Galvanic vermilion candlestick maker
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Bearded navy den
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
greedy pocket flask affirmative action
  06/30/25
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up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  07/01/25
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Heady Church Pozpig
  07/01/25
lol
know-it-all flesh ladyboy
  07/01/25
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Tripping Crackhouse
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Provocative unholy tanning salon useless brakes
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
fragrant main people friendly grandma
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
haunting comical lodge
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
black wild set ape
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Chest-beating Hell Telephone
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Heady Church Pozpig
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Thirsty Lilac Pervert Address
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
know-it-all flesh ladyboy
  07/01/25
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up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Honey-headed indirect expression
  07/01/25
😟
aquamarine point
  07/01/25
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sapphire puppy
  07/01/25
holy shit
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Heady Church Pozpig
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Very tactful center roast beef
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Brilliant theater stage mood
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
unhinged crimson stage headpube
  07/01/25
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up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Brilliant theater stage mood
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Brilliant theater stage mood
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
soul-stirring chrome forum
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
unhinged crimson stage headpube
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
puce abusive goyim
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Honey-headed indirect expression
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
coral appetizing quadroon trailer park
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  07/06/25
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soul-stirring chrome forum
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
misunderstood cruise ship codepig
  07/06/25
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Twisted milky school
  07/06/25
lol
know-it-all flesh ladyboy
  07/07/25
wow
up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Snowy razzle stead half-breed

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Ruby range dragon

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: maniacal impertinent voyeur theatre

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Dashing area

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: seedy blue bawdyhouse stain

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: unhinged crimson stage headpube

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Naked apoplectic goal in life public bath

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: talented boiling water

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Supple fuchsia heaven

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Coiffed site

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: greedy pocket flask affirmative action

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: ebony beady-eyed old irish cottage

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: multi-colored institution black woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Carmine philosopher-king

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Supple fuchsia heaven

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Bearded navy den

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: ebony beady-eyed old irish cottage

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: know-it-all flesh ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: greedy pocket flask affirmative action

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Carmine philosopher-king

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Honey-headed indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: At-the-ready international law enforcement agency son of senegal

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: unhinged crimson stage headpube

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: big temple

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Costumed locale nowag

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: greedy pocket flask affirmative action

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: big temple

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Snowy razzle stead half-breed

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: greedy pocket flask affirmative action

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Bearded navy den

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Erotic electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Lime Gas Station

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: diverse pearl laser beams immigrant

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Poppy cuckold

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: diverse pearl laser beams immigrant

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: know-it-all flesh ladyboy

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: diverse pearl laser beams immigrant

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: amethyst excitant mexican brunch

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: bossy home legend

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible lavender sneaky criminal location

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: know-it-all flesh ladyboy

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Tripping Crackhouse

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring chrome forum

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Mischievous kitchen

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: talented boiling water

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Tripping Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: greedy pocket flask affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: ebony beady-eyed old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: ocher patrolman pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Twisted milky school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: bossy home legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible lavender sneaky criminal location

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Lime Gas Station

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Jet-lagged Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Honey-headed indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cracking property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: light piazza volcanic crater

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Brilliant theater stage mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: maniacal impertinent voyeur theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: seedy blue bawdyhouse stain

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible lavender sneaky criminal location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: know-it-all flesh ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Spectacular alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling national security agency digit ratio

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Supple fuchsia heaven

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: ocher patrolman pisswyrm

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Twisted milky school

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: know-it-all flesh ladyboy

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling national security agency digit ratio

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Poppy cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Twisted milky school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Brilliant theater stage mood

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Galvanic vermilion candlestick maker

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Bearded navy den

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: greedy pocket flask affirmative action

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Heady Church Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: know-it-all flesh ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Tripping Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Provocative unholy tanning salon useless brakes

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: fragrant main people friendly grandma

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: haunting comical lodge

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: black wild set ape

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Chest-beating Hell Telephone

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Heady Church Pozpig

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Thirsty Lilac Pervert Address

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: know-it-all flesh ladyboy

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Honey-headed indirect expression

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: aquamarine point

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: sapphire puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Heady Church Pozpig

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Very tactful center roast beef

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Brilliant theater stage mood

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: unhinged crimson stage headpube

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Brilliant theater stage mood

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Brilliant theater stage mood

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring chrome forum

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: unhinged crimson stage headpube

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: puce abusive goyim

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Honey-headed indirect expression

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: coral appetizing quadroon trailer park

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring chrome forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: misunderstood cruise ship codepig

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Twisted milky school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: know-it-all flesh ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat shit crazy garrison gaping

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)