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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Apoplectic station fanboi
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
big nursing home
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Walnut Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
180 plaza international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Twinkling gas station
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Domesticated kitty
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Cyan Weed Whacker
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Aphrodisiac bat-shit-crazy crackhouse
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
galvanic light filthpig yarmulke
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Apoplectic station fanboi
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
maroon friendly grandma
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
excitant milk masturbator
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
irradiated volcanic crater
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Apoplectic station fanboi
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
curious gaping ticket booth
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Khaki Soul-stirring Haunted Graveyard Meetinghouse
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
pearl misanthropic state tattoo
  06/30/25
cr
Apoplectic station fanboi
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
maroon friendly grandma
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Maize metal address factory reset button
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
curious gaping ticket booth
  06/30/25
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Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
irradiated volcanic crater
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
pearl misanthropic state tattoo
  06/30/25
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Nofapping double fault
  07/01/25
*bussy
ruddy angry hall
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Cyan Weed Whacker
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Cordovan Spot
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Floppy Claret Selfie Lodge
  06/30/25
fuck
irradiated volcanic crater
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Cordovan Spot
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
big nursing home
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
irradiated volcanic crater
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Maize metal address factory reset button
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Apoplectic station fanboi
  06/30/25
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laughsome toilet seat shitlib
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
crawly trip corner crotch
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Hairraiser Incel
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
fuchsia mischievous cruise ship
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Apoplectic station fanboi
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Hairraiser Incel
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Hairraiser Incel
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Lilac institution
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Apoplectic station fanboi
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
odious abode cuck
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
federal shrine son of senegal
  06/30/25
tcr
Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
just jump
ocher sanctuary internal respiration
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Apoplectic station fanboi
  06/30/25
...
motley lavender rigpig trailer park
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
sable contagious juggernaut hospital
  06/30/25
wow
Apoplectic station fanboi
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Nighttime concupiscible mexican
  06/30/25
JFC man
Apoplectic station fanboi
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
galvanic light filthpig yarmulke
  06/30/25
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ocher sanctuary internal respiration
  06/30/25
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irradiated volcanic crater
  06/30/25
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curious gaping ticket booth
  06/30/25
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boyish personal credit line multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
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Razzle bistre senate
  06/30/25
...
odious abode cuck
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
federal shrine son of senegal
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
crawly trip corner crotch
  06/30/25
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vivacious keepsake machete center
  07/01/25
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Nofapping double fault
  07/01/25
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Sadistic glittery garrison
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
mind-boggling gaming laptop
  07/01/25
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Frum affirmative action set
  07/01/25
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180 plaza international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Domesticated kitty
  06/30/25
bro
Apoplectic station fanboi
  06/30/25
...
federal shrine son of senegal
  06/30/25
lol
Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
...
Lemon Thirsty Telephone Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
bateful orchid blood rage
  06/30/25
jfc
Apoplectic station fanboi
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
maroon friendly grandma
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
boyish personal credit line multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Razzle bistre senate
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
bateful orchid blood rage
  07/01/25
...
fuchsia mischievous cruise ship
  07/01/25
...
Razzle bistre senate
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Frum affirmative action set
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Electric know-it-all theater regret
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Maize metal address factory reset button
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Apoplectic station fanboi
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
irradiated volcanic crater
  06/30/25
...
Apoplectic station fanboi
  07/01/25
...
Azure dashing site doctorate
  07/01/25
lol
Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
...
ocher sanctuary internal respiration
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
talented topaz mental disorder
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
frisky indian lodge really tough guy
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
sapphire marvelous goal in life
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Exciting Office
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Aqua dilemma feces
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Azure dashing site doctorate
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Vibrant Den Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Apoplectic station fanboi
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
...
Apoplectic station fanboi
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Nofapping double fault
  07/01/25
😟
Cracking parlor cuckoldry
  07/01/25
...
dun pisswyrm
  07/01/25
holy shit
Apoplectic station fanboi
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Azure dashing site doctorate
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
racy dull pistol
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Frum affirmative action set
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Cyan Weed Whacker
  07/01/25
...
Apoplectic station fanboi
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Frum affirmative action set
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Frum affirmative action set
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
sable contagious juggernaut hospital
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Cyan Weed Whacker
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Apoplectic station fanboi
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Insanely creepy house scourge upon the earth
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Nofapping double fault
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
wild temple sneaky criminal
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Apoplectic station fanboi
  07/06/25
...
sable contagious juggernaut hospital
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
tan tanning salon gunner
  07/06/25
...
Razzle bistre senate
  07/06/25
lol
Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan
  07/07/25
wow
Apoplectic station fanboi
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: big nursing home

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Walnut Kitty Cat

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: 180 plaza international law enforcement agency

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Domesticated kitty

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Cyan Weed Whacker

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bat-shit-crazy crackhouse

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: galvanic light filthpig yarmulke

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: maroon friendly grandma

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: excitant milk masturbator

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: irradiated volcanic crater

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: curious gaping ticket booth

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Khaki Soul-stirring Haunted Graveyard Meetinghouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: pearl misanthropic state tattoo

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: maroon friendly grandma

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Maize metal address factory reset button

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: curious gaping ticket booth

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: irradiated volcanic crater

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: pearl misanthropic state tattoo

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Nofapping double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: ruddy angry hall

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Cyan Weed Whacker

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Cordovan Spot

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Floppy Claret Selfie Lodge

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: irradiated volcanic crater

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Cordovan Spot

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: big nursing home

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: irradiated volcanic crater

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Maize metal address factory reset button

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: laughsome toilet seat shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: crawly trip corner crotch

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser Incel

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: fuchsia mischievous cruise ship

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Incel

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Hairraiser Incel

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Lilac institution

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: odious abode cuck

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: federal shrine son of senegal

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: ocher sanctuary internal respiration

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: motley lavender rigpig trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: sable contagious juggernaut hospital

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Nighttime concupiscible mexican

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: galvanic light filthpig yarmulke

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: ocher sanctuary internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: irradiated volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: curious gaping ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: boyish personal credit line multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Razzle bistre senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: odious abode cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: federal shrine son of senegal

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: crawly trip corner crotch

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: vivacious keepsake machete center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Nofapping double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Sadistic glittery garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling gaming laptop

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Frum affirmative action set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: 180 plaza international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Domesticated kitty

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: federal shrine son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Lemon Thirsty Telephone Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: bateful orchid blood rage

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: maroon friendly grandma

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: boyish personal credit line multi-billionaire

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Razzle bistre senate

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: bateful orchid blood rage

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: fuchsia mischievous cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Razzle bistre senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Frum affirmative action set

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Electric know-it-all theater regret

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Maize metal address factory reset button

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: irradiated volcanic crater

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Azure dashing site doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: ocher sanctuary internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: talented topaz mental disorder

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: frisky indian lodge really tough guy

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: sapphire marvelous goal in life

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Exciting Office

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Aqua dilemma feces

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Azure dashing site doctorate

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Den Party Of The First Part

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Nofapping double fault

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cracking parlor cuckoldry

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: dun pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Azure dashing site doctorate

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: racy dull pistol

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Frum affirmative action set

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Cyan Weed Whacker

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Frum affirmative action set

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Frum affirmative action set

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: sable contagious juggernaut hospital

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Cyan Weed Whacker

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Insanely creepy house scourge upon the earth

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Nofapping double fault

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: wild temple sneaky criminal

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: sable contagious juggernaut hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: tan tanning salon gunner

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Razzle bistre senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Cream Appetizing Coldplay Fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Apoplectic station fanboi

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)