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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Pearl infuriating state boistinker
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
diverse step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Marvelous cobalt ratface
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Mauve Aphrodisiac Stain
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
stirring slate chapel messiness
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Exhilarant Rose Garrison
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
misunderstood field elastic band
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Plum Electric Nibblets Box Office
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
poppy supple antidepressant drug business firm
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
massive kitchen
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
dull charismatic twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Heady Violet Base Doctorate
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
vigorous lemon stage stock car
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
multi-colored chrome psychic
  06/30/25
cr
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
poppy supple antidepressant drug business firm
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
stimulating school cafeteria gaping
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Heady Violet Base Doctorate
  06/30/25
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Dashing meetinghouse
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
dull charismatic twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
multi-colored chrome psychic
  06/30/25
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yapping hilarious potus crackhouse
  07/01/25
*bussy
High-end university faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Exhilarant Rose Garrison
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
wine degenerate plaza
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
thriller gaming laptop
  06/30/25
fuck
dull charismatic twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
wine degenerate plaza
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Pearl infuriating state boistinker
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
dull charismatic twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
stimulating school cafeteria gaping
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  06/30/25
...
Costumed marketing idea set
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
floppy french chef area
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
claret disrespectful lay
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
vivacious double fault market
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
claret disrespectful lay
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Dashing meetinghouse
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
claret disrespectful lay
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Rough-skinned Swashbuckling Place Of Business
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Self-absorbed indecent location
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Violent whorehouse legend
  06/30/25
tcr
Dashing meetinghouse
  07/01/25
just jump
Turquoise resort codepig
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  06/30/25
...
tantric toilet seat generalized bond
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Flickering nursing home roommate
  06/30/25
wow
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
puce provocative house
  06/30/25
JFC man
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Plum Electric Nibblets Box Office
  06/30/25
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Turquoise resort codepig
  06/30/25
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dull charismatic twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
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Heady Violet Base Doctorate
  06/30/25
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Passionate amethyst wrinkle parlor
  06/30/25
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Rambunctious patrolman dilemma
  06/30/25
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Self-absorbed indecent location
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Violent whorehouse legend
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
floppy french chef area
  06/30/25
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godawful regret hissy fit
  07/01/25
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yapping hilarious potus crackhouse
  07/01/25
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Aromatic Cruel-hearted Private Investor Cruise Ship
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Transparent Fluffy Hell Trump Supporter
  07/01/25
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Khaki fat ankles
  07/01/25
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Marvelous cobalt ratface
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
stirring slate chapel messiness
  06/30/25
bro
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  06/30/25
...
Violent whorehouse legend
  06/30/25
lol
Dashing meetinghouse
  07/01/25
...
magenta tripping tattoo
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
twinkling library
  06/30/25
jfc
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
poppy supple antidepressant drug business firm
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Passionate amethyst wrinkle parlor
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Rambunctious patrolman dilemma
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Dashing meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
twinkling library
  07/01/25
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vivacious double fault market
  07/01/25
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Rambunctious patrolman dilemma
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Khaki fat ankles
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Know-it-all wonderful striped hyena
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
stimulating school cafeteria gaping
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
dull charismatic twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
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buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  07/01/25
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tan puppy ladyboy
  07/01/25
lol
Dashing meetinghouse
  07/01/25
...
Turquoise resort codepig
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Maniacal carmine point azn
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
abusive legal warrant sandwich
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Nudist Odious Locus
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Obsidian heaven
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
bateful misanthropic jew property
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
tan puppy ladyboy
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Emerald Boyish National
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Dashing meetinghouse
  07/01/25
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buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
yapping hilarious potus crackhouse
  07/01/25
😟
Cream Out-of-control Locale International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/01/25
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erotic maize trailer park mexican
  07/01/25
holy shit
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
tan puppy ladyboy
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Maroon Alpha
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Khaki fat ankles
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Exhilarant Rose Garrison
  07/01/25
...
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Khaki fat ankles
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Khaki fat ankles
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Flickering nursing home roommate
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Exhilarant Rose Garrison
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Ocher ceo space
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
yapping hilarious potus crackhouse
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Irate disgusting incel temple
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  07/06/25
...
Flickering nursing home roommate
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Razzle church building internal respiration
  07/06/25
...
Rambunctious patrolman dilemma
  07/06/25
lol
Dashing meetinghouse
  07/07/25
wow
buck-toothed frum ticket booth
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Pearl infuriating state boistinker

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: diverse step-uncle's house

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Marvelous cobalt ratface

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Mauve Aphrodisiac Stain

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: stirring slate chapel messiness

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Rose Garrison

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: misunderstood field elastic band

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Plum Electric Nibblets Box Office

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: poppy supple antidepressant drug business firm

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: massive kitchen

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: dull charismatic twinkling uncleanness

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Heady Violet Base Doctorate

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: vigorous lemon stage stock car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: multi-colored chrome psychic

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: poppy supple antidepressant drug business firm

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: stimulating school cafeteria gaping

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Heady Violet Base Doctorate

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Dashing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: dull charismatic twinkling uncleanness

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: multi-colored chrome psychic

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: yapping hilarious potus crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: High-end university faggot firefighter

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant Rose Garrison

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: wine degenerate plaza

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: thriller gaming laptop

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: dull charismatic twinkling uncleanness

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: wine degenerate plaza

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Pearl infuriating state boistinker

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: dull charismatic twinkling uncleanness

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: stimulating school cafeteria gaping

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Costumed marketing idea set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: floppy french chef area

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: claret disrespectful lay

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: vivacious double fault market

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: claret disrespectful lay

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Dashing meetinghouse

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: claret disrespectful lay

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Swashbuckling Place Of Business

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed indecent location

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Violent whorehouse legend

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Dashing meetinghouse

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Turquoise resort codepig

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: tantric toilet seat generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Flickering nursing home roommate

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: puce provocative house

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Plum Electric Nibblets Box Office

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Turquoise resort codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: dull charismatic twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Heady Violet Base Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Passionate amethyst wrinkle parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Rambunctious patrolman dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed indecent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Violent whorehouse legend

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: floppy french chef area

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: godawful regret hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: yapping hilarious potus crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Private Investor Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Transparent Fluffy Hell Trump Supporter

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Khaki fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Marvelous cobalt ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: stirring slate chapel messiness

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Violent whorehouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Dashing meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: magenta tripping tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: twinkling library

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: poppy supple antidepressant drug business firm

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Passionate amethyst wrinkle parlor

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Rambunctious patrolman dilemma

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Dashing meetinghouse

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: twinkling library

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: vivacious double fault market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious patrolman dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Khaki fat ankles

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all wonderful striped hyena

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: stimulating school cafeteria gaping

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: dull charismatic twinkling uncleanness

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: tan puppy ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Dashing meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Turquoise resort codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Maniacal carmine point azn

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: abusive legal warrant sandwich

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Nudist Odious Locus

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Obsidian heaven

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: bateful misanthropic jew property

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: tan puppy ladyboy

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Emerald Boyish National

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Dashing meetinghouse

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: yapping hilarious potus crackhouse

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cream Out-of-control Locale International Law Enforcement Agency

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: erotic maize trailer park mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: tan puppy ladyboy

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Maroon Alpha

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Khaki fat ankles

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant Rose Garrison

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Khaki fat ankles

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Khaki fat ankles

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Flickering nursing home roommate

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Exhilarant Rose Garrison

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Ocher ceo space

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: yapping hilarious potus crackhouse

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Irate disgusting incel temple

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Flickering nursing home roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Razzle church building internal respiration

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Rambunctious patrolman dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Dashing meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: buck-toothed frum ticket booth

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)