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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Impertinent principal's office
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
buff vivacious parlour
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Contagious school
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
medicated bespoke tank
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
mind-boggling offensive bbw
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Lascivious Rebellious Space Tattoo
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
self-absorbed rambunctious sandwich community account
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Appetizing chad
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
bonkers location
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Impertinent principal's office
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Sable volcanic crater office
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
crystalline masturbator rigor
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Comical geriatric faggot firefighter stag film
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Impertinent principal's office
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
massive razzle-dazzle useless brakes lodge
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Harsh Coffee Pot
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Sienna Flirting Nursing Home Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
cr
Impertinent principal's office
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Sable volcanic crater office
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Puce blood rage
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
massive razzle-dazzle useless brakes lodge
  06/30/25
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Bearded locale
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Comical geriatric faggot firefighter stag film
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Sienna Flirting Nursing Home Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
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slap-happy resort associate
  07/01/25
*bussy
adventurous candlestick maker elastic band
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
self-absorbed rambunctious sandwich community account
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Irradiated hospital french chef
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
bright philosopher-king mood
  06/30/25
fuck
Comical geriatric faggot firefighter stag film
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Irradiated hospital french chef
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
buff vivacious parlour
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Comical geriatric faggot firefighter stag film
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Puce blood rage
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Impertinent principal's office
  06/30/25
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olive senate pervert
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
shimmering box office therapy
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
buck-toothed church
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Big Garrison Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Impertinent principal's office
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
buck-toothed church
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Bearded locale
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
buck-toothed church
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
maniacal wrinkle
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Impertinent principal's office
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Blathering sapphire church building azn
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
mischievous mexican patrolman
  06/30/25
tcr
Bearded locale
  07/01/25
just jump
Racy Duck-like Kitchen
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Impertinent principal's office
  06/30/25
...
Ruddy chapel jap
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
vermilion splenetic prole main people
  06/30/25
wow
Impertinent principal's office
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
umber spot half-breed
  06/30/25
JFC man
Impertinent principal's office
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
bonkers location
  06/30/25
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Racy Duck-like Kitchen
  06/30/25
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Comical geriatric faggot firefighter stag film
  06/30/25
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massive razzle-dazzle useless brakes lodge
  06/30/25
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honey-headed locus ladyboy
  06/30/25
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tantric mediation international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
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Blathering sapphire church building azn
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
mischievous mexican patrolman
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
shimmering box office therapy
  06/30/25
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Titillating crawly idiot
  07/01/25
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slap-happy resort associate
  07/01/25
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Sexy Beta Theater Stage People Who Are Hurt
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
overrated regret
  07/01/25
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maize dashing crackhouse legal warrant
  07/01/25
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medicated bespoke tank
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Lascivious Rebellious Space Tattoo
  06/30/25
bro
Impertinent principal's office
  06/30/25
...
mischievous mexican patrolman
  06/30/25
lol
Bearded locale
  07/01/25
...
Multi-colored faggotry home
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Boyish Bipolar Stage Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
jfc
Impertinent principal's office
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Sable volcanic crater office
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
honey-headed locus ladyboy
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
tantric mediation international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Bearded locale
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Boyish Bipolar Stage Personal Credit Line
  07/01/25
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Big Garrison Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/25
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tantric mediation international law enforcement agency
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
maize dashing crackhouse legal warrant
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
glittery yapping sanctuary
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Puce blood rage
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Impertinent principal's office
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Comical geriatric faggot firefighter stag film
  06/30/25
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Impertinent principal's office
  07/01/25
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internet-worthy very tactful laser beams
  07/01/25
lol
Bearded locale
  07/01/25
...
Racy Duck-like Kitchen
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
concupiscible emerald hominid
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Vigorous crotch
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
nighttime hairraiser goal in life cruise ship
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
180 forum ceo
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
house-broken insanely creepy newt
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
internet-worthy very tactful laser beams
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Aromatic Ratface Station
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Impertinent principal's office
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Bearded locale
  07/01/25
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Impertinent principal's office
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
slap-happy resort associate
  07/01/25
😟
elite theatre double fault
  07/01/25
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excitant amethyst stead
  07/01/25
holy shit
Impertinent principal's office
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
internet-worthy very tactful laser beams
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Aqua feces
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
maize dashing crackhouse legal warrant
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
self-absorbed rambunctious sandwich community account
  07/01/25
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Impertinent principal's office
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
maize dashing crackhouse legal warrant
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
maize dashing crackhouse legal warrant
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
vermilion splenetic prole main people
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
self-absorbed rambunctious sandwich community account
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Impertinent principal's office
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
provocative becky sneaky criminal
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
slap-happy resort associate
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
misunderstood boiling water internal respiration
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Impertinent principal's office
  07/06/25
...
vermilion splenetic prole main people
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Self-centered electric furnace friendly grandma
  07/06/25
...
tantric mediation international law enforcement agency
  07/06/25
lol
Bearded locale
  07/07/25
wow
Impertinent principal's office
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: buff vivacious parlour

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Contagious school

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: medicated bespoke tank

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling offensive bbw

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Lascivious Rebellious Space Tattoo

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed rambunctious sandwich community account

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Appetizing chad

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: bonkers location

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Sable volcanic crater office

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: crystalline masturbator rigor

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Comical geriatric faggot firefighter stag film

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: massive razzle-dazzle useless brakes lodge

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Harsh Coffee Pot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Sienna Flirting Nursing Home Indirect Expression

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Sable volcanic crater office

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Puce blood rage

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: massive razzle-dazzle useless brakes lodge

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Bearded locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Comical geriatric faggot firefighter stag film

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sienna Flirting Nursing Home Indirect Expression

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: slap-happy resort associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: adventurous candlestick maker elastic band

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed rambunctious sandwich community account

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Irradiated hospital french chef

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: bright philosopher-king mood

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Comical geriatric faggot firefighter stag film

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Irradiated hospital french chef

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: buff vivacious parlour

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Comical geriatric faggot firefighter stag film

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Puce blood rage

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: olive senate pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: shimmering box office therapy

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: buck-toothed church

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Big Garrison Famous Landscape Painting

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed church

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Bearded locale

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: buck-toothed church

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: maniacal wrinkle

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Blathering sapphire church building azn

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: mischievous mexican patrolman

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Bearded locale

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Racy Duck-like Kitchen

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Ruddy chapel jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: vermilion splenetic prole main people

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: umber spot half-breed

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bonkers location

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Racy Duck-like Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Comical geriatric faggot firefighter stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: massive razzle-dazzle useless brakes lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: honey-headed locus ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: tantric mediation international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Blathering sapphire church building azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: mischievous mexican patrolman

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: shimmering box office therapy

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Titillating crawly idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: slap-happy resort associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Sexy Beta Theater Stage People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: overrated regret

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: maize dashing crackhouse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: medicated bespoke tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Rebellious Space Tattoo

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: mischievous mexican patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Bearded locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored faggotry home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Boyish Bipolar Stage Personal Credit Line

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Sable volcanic crater office

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: honey-headed locus ladyboy

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: tantric mediation international law enforcement agency

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Bearded locale

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Boyish Bipolar Stage Personal Credit Line

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Big Garrison Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: tantric mediation international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: maize dashing crackhouse legal warrant

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: glittery yapping sanctuary

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Puce blood rage

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Comical geriatric faggot firefighter stag film

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Impertinent principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: internet-worthy very tactful laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Bearded locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Racy Duck-like Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: concupiscible emerald hominid

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Vigorous crotch

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: nighttime hairraiser goal in life cruise ship

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: 180 forum ceo

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: house-broken insanely creepy newt

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: internet-worthy very tactful laser beams

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Aromatic Ratface Station

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Bearded locale

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Impertinent principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: slap-happy resort associate

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: elite theatre double fault

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: excitant amethyst stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: internet-worthy very tactful laser beams

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Aqua feces

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: maize dashing crackhouse legal warrant

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed rambunctious sandwich community account

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Impertinent principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: maize dashing crackhouse legal warrant

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: maize dashing crackhouse legal warrant

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: vermilion splenetic prole main people

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: self-absorbed rambunctious sandwich community account

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: provocative becky sneaky criminal

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: slap-happy resort associate

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: misunderstood boiling water internal respiration

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: vermilion splenetic prole main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Self-centered electric furnace friendly grandma

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: tantric mediation international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Bearded locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)