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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: dashing wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236) |
Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: Exhilarant principal's office I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: carmine excitant abode Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM Author: Rough-skinned Territorial School Cafeteria Cuckoldry I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Smoky blood rage Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: hairraiser black coffee pot range how much life insurance do they have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: pea-brained generalized bond affirmative action Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: godawful whorehouse You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: hot razzmatazz tattoo the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: dashing wrinkle just jump is ALWAYS tcr
this bro lived
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Nighttime Bonkers Macaca now that's what i call a hypo.
rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: high-end pink library becky This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: Rambunctious hell lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: dashing wrinkle “ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: trip boistinker headpube 180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM Author: Contagious Chartreuse Space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: talking duck-like bawdyhouse ratface If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Nighttime Bonkers Macaca what about your other kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: Drunken rigpig ? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Rambunctious hell dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: talking duck-like bawdyhouse ratface His wife will probably have sex with him too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: pea-brained generalized bond affirmative action Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Dull antidepressant drug mother Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: Razzle spot azn (actual married male) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM Author: Dull antidepressant drug mother Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Exhilarant principal's office this is a sick post even for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Rambunctious hell i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM Author: startled crackhouse is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM Author: Irradiated Hideous Volcanic Crater id probably grab a flotation device first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle house queen of the night (Smart Dad) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: dashing wrinkle more like (dad of a dead kid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Irradiated Hideous Volcanic Crater my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM Author: bisexual cumskin idiot Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: odious brindle base stock car Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: dashing wrinkle this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: fragrant slate indian lodge background story Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: Tan misunderstood meetinghouse https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067
The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.
Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM Author: Tan misunderstood meetinghouse Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle house queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: Appetizing Iridescent Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Buck-toothed death wish personal credit line He should have jumped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Glassy Legend how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.
you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.
the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: Drunken rigpig lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: dashing wrinkle cr
this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM Author: Rambunctious hell it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM Author: dashing wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM Author: Bespoke Alpha Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM Author: bisexual cumskin idiot lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: floppy gaming laptop circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Heady grizzly theater stage deer antler never gone over 25 feet because of the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM Author: Curious internet-worthy laser beams stage If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM Author: pungent foreskin Where did you come up with "head first"?
Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.
https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: charismatic pozpig locale Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM Author: Sexy kink-friendly kitchen https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Bespoke Alpha Theatre it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: glittery awkward step-uncle's house travel guidebook Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM Author: dashing wrinkle is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?
also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM Author: bisexual cumskin idiot Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.
I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM Author: dashing wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM Author: comical therapy Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: titillating piazza 😟 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM Author: henna multi-colored rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: dashing wrinkle holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Bespoke Alpha Theatre yes absolutely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM Author: mustard wonderful sweet tailpipe new version Anyone who says no isn’t a parent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM Author: Buck-toothed death wish personal credit line Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM Author: pea-brained generalized bond affirmative action You jump in no matter what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM Author: dashing wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Buck-toothed death wish personal credit line Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.
Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM Author: Buck-toothed death wish personal credit line Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM Author: Arousing crystalline dilemma really tough guy Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM Author: pea-brained generalized bond affirmative action That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: dashing wrinkle I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Amber marvelous stead its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: comical therapy yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Very tactful drab old irish cottage kid yes, wife no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: dashing wrinkle that was unnecessary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Arousing crystalline dilemma really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: Useless ticket booth dysfunction If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: Appetizing Iridescent Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: bisexual cumskin idiot lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: dashing wrinkle wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889) |