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Lascivious Ratface
  06/30/25
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cream concupiscible garrison fortuitous meteor
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Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
Citrine abode electric furnace
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
Amethyst crackhouse pervert
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Lascivious Ratface
  06/30/25
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judgmental appetizing haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
Citrine abode electric furnace
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
mind-boggling garnet forum
  07/02/25
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clear fanboi stock car
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Lascivious Ratface
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
Thriller dingle berry blood rage
  07/02/25
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judgmental appetizing haunted graveyard
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Lascivious Ratface



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: cream concupiscible garrison fortuitous meteor



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Citrine abode electric furnace

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Amethyst crackhouse pervert

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Lascivious Ratface

have you considered being Tall?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: judgmental appetizing haunted graveyard



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Citrine abode electric furnace

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling garnet forum

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: clear fanboi stock car



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Lascivious Ratface

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Thriller dingle berry blood rage

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: judgmental appetizing haunted graveyard

tp.

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