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Hypo: Up to $10M to fight--and beat--current year Conor McGregor
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: floppy market faggotry You and Conor are going to meet for a 5-round UFC fight with 5 minute rounds. The ref will not stop the fight unless one of you is clearly unconscious and not waking up any time soon. Other than that, it's a regular UFC fight.
You can pay for Conor to take shots of Proper 12 Irish whisky 30 minutes before the fight. If he takes 0 shots, you'll get $10M if you win. If he takes 1 shot, you'd get $9M. 2 shots $8M, and so on down to you can get him to take 10 shots, but you'll get no money for winning.
Conor gets $10M if he beats you.
The fight will be 3 days hence, so you both have some time to sober up.
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:41 PM Author: thirsty alcoholic center do i get to do roids too or only him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49156908) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: floppy market faggotry You're fighting in 3 days. You can do some speed or something if you want to. What do you have in mind? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49156919) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: thirsty alcoholic center id do bath salts and hope for he best, prob lost though since he is geared af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49156945) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:43 PM Author: 180 coffee pot I'd take the fight. 9 shots for Connor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49156916) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: floppy market faggotry What do you think your odds are? Are you going for a knock out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49156922) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:48 PM Author: 180 coffee pot He's pounding 9 shots 30 minutes before the fight, right? I give myself a 1 in 10 chance. I would try to grapple, I'm bigger than him and done that before. Maybe I can smother him with my lawyerly beer belly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49156933) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: floppy market faggotry Grappling is ntcr. If he's drunk, I want him standing up, wobbling, not looking straight. In terms of grappling, he's probably stronger and me skilled than all posters, other than pumos who were state champion wrestlers in hs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49156965) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: 180 coffee pot He's more skilled than me at everything, but especially striking. I'm better at grappling than kickboxing, if I can get him to the ground I will do so.
What about a nut shot? Do I get the million if I can kick his balls? |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:39 AM Author: Indigo Startled Site Really Tough Guy I'm 199-201 in the mornings rn, and I'm pretty strong these days (375 binch, squat / dl in 500s, numbers going up every week), and my 5 miler is around 34 rn. I'm absolutely way stronger than Conor, and my cardio is definitely better since he's been partying.
No chance I'm fucking striking with him. Ground game rewards size, strength, and cardio. Standing up, even drunk, his left hand is better than anything else I throw lmao, and my size isn't helping me if I can't land on him.
Grappling is absolutely tcr. |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:45 PM Author: Cordovan shaky antidepressant drug half-breed This is absurd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49156925) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: mewling vigorous persian ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157034) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: light exciting crackhouse current roided Conor or lightweight/featherweight conor?
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: floppy market faggotry Whatever cocktail of roids and drugs he's on today, plus/ minus a 3-day period to sober up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49156956) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:48 PM Author: infuriating sanctuary queen of the night I played a little college ball, so I think I could win this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49156935) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: floppy market faggotry How many shots is he doing? What's your strategy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49156959) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: infuriating sanctuary queen of the night He can do however many shots he likes. My strategy is to show up and hit him harder than he hits me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49156962) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: Outnumbered sneaky criminal messiness I get 8 shots of whiskey and he has to fight sober. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49156964) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Yellow Big-titted Nursing Home Hairy Legs you guys clearly don't drink enough, no matter how irish he is 5 shots in a few minutes will fuck you up, there is definitely a level where you get him, I could do 10 shots no problem in a few hours, but to make somebody pound 5 with 30 minutes to a fight is a lot tougher than you might think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49156977) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: floppy market faggotry Online BAC calculator says 5 shots puts him at .12 BAC, assuming he weighs 190 today. That's inebriated, but not wasted. It's not that much above the legal limit to drive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157004) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Yellow Big-titted Nursing Home Hairy Legs that is total horseshit, .1 should be basically a drink or two per hour, pounding shots is not that, I'd take the line at 8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157052) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: floppy market faggotry Your math is off. 2 drinks in an hour doesn't put a 190 pound man over the legal limit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157101) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: Yellow Big-titted Nursing Home Hairy Legs because it hasn't absorbed, 8 is in space territory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157187) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: Cordovan shaky antidepressant drug half-breed Conor McGregor could take 10 shots and 30 minutes later dismantle any xo poster with ease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157016) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:34 PM Author: Yellow Big-titted Nursing Home Hairy Legs I'm sorry but no, he could take down any poaster 10 minutes later but if you straight house 10 shots in 30 minutes you will not be standing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157055) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Cordovan shaky antidepressant drug half-breed (hank_scorpio) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157190) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:39 PM Author: Yellow Big-titted Nursing Home Hairy Legs I am certain I drink more than you ever have and I can't take down 10 like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157193) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: internet-worthy roommate If I have to actually "win," then no fucking way. If I can modify the hypo so that I don't have to beat him but simply remain conscious at the end of the five rounds, then I would consider it, but even then probably not. Conor McGregor weighs 154 pounds. AI tells me that one shot of Proper 12 Irish whisky would increase the BAC of a 150 pound individual by about 0.015. In other words, 9 shots would put his BAC at about 0.13-0.14. That's pretty drunk, but not so drunk that he couldn't still beat the shit out of me. If I could give him a few more shots so that he couldn't even stand up straight, then maybe, but 9 probably isn't enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157015) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: floppy market faggotry Of course you have to win. And how hard would it be to land a couple clean punches on a guy who can't see straight and whose reaction time is severely diminished. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157032) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: odious pit headpube Conor’s walk around weight even when he was fighting 155 was closer to 180. Now, on steroids, and mostly retired, he’s more like 190. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157043) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Yellow Big-titted Nursing Home Hairy Legs there is absolutely no realm on this earth in which taking 10 shots in 30 minutes results in you being barely over the legal limit in only some jurisdictions to drive, none (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157060) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:25 PM Author: odious pit headpube You established the rules as the ref will not stop the fight unless one of us is clearly unconscious. This means no wins by submission (except choke without tapping) and no disqualifications (ref cannot stop right for that). Accordingly, I bring a .357 magnum and shoot conor in the chest. Ref cannot end fight by dq so I’ll win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157030) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:33 AM Author: Indigo Startled Site Really Tough Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157606) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:34 PM Author: appetizing school I wouldn’t take this bet even if you comped me the 10 shots 45 minutes before and let me bring my two giant dogs into the ring. Too high a chance that fucker causes me brain damage and I still use my gray matter to earn a good living. NPV is just way off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157184) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:46 PM Author: nofapping school cafeteria I would take this bet if my only other alternative was fighting jon Jones after 12 shots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49157210) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:06 AM Author: light exciting crackhouse Jon Jones would literally gruesomely kill and disjoint pretty much every poaster within 20 seconds, 60 seconds if they had a knife or sword
would possibly remove limbs off their body or expose brain tissue etc not flame |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:30 AM Author: Indigo Startled Site Really Tough Guy done. I pay Conor to take five to eight shots, depending on how in-shape he looks before the fight.
I immediately spam teeps and then shoot takedowns. If I get him on the ground this is very doable. I probably have 20-30lb on him, and I'm definitely much stronger if he's at his normal fighting weight. My cardio torches his if he's heavier than that. I'm hoping those five shots and all of his time out of the gym slow down that left hand or I'm fucked lmao. |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:06 AM Author: abnormal keepsake machete ape I don’t know anything about drinking but AI basically says he’d be destroyed after that amount of alcohol. I’d take the hypo at 9 shots. Would evade him for 30 seconds and look to land a strike to the back/side of his head and then pummel him on the ground. Stats: 6’3, 190, 110 lbs weighted pull up, 190 OHP (PR is 210 at 215 bodyweight) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49158015) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: Mischievous twisted state He could still gouge your eyes out unless he’s literally unconscious; good chance he vomits it all up and it ready to rumble much more quickly than you would hope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49159940) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: abnormal keepsake machete ape Eye gouging isn’t my main concern when fighting a trained fighter. More concerned about getting KO’d with a strike or getting taken onto my back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49160240) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Mischievous twisted state He’s going to be drunkenly thrashing at you with a burst of drunken energy, so long as he’s conscious. He can easily rip your eyes out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49160453) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: floppy market faggotry Eye gouging is against UFC rules. If he's drunkenly thrashing, that's great. He'll wear himself out, his reaction times will be slow, and I'd be able to land some solid shots between dodging his. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49160705) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:29 PM Author: odious pit headpube Amazing how many out of shape 40-50 year old lawyers who have no fighting experience could tune up a recently retired 37 year old ex world champion mixed martial artist who is now roided up and not in the banned substances testing pool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758350&forum_id=2)#49159651) |
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