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talented address trump supporter
  12/18/25
710K
galvanic tanning salon
  12/18/25
lawyer?
talented address trump supporter
  12/18/25
yea
galvanic tanning salon
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
talented address trump supporter
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
claret passionate state
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Sepia Beady-eyed Parlor Crotch
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
claret passionate state
  12/18/25
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Greedy shimmering temple
  12/18/25
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Motley bipolar school windowlicker
  12/19/25
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Milky Tank Location
  12/19/25
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henna rigor turdskin
  12/19/25
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Frum Buck-toothed Gaping Candlestick Maker
  12/20/25
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exciting navy theater stage
  12/21/25
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harsh overrated feces
  12/21/25
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snowy station ratface
  12/21/25
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anal saffron sex offender area
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
racy place of business trailer park
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
talented address trump supporter
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
racy place of business trailer park
  12/18/25
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Motley bipolar school windowlicker
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Diverse hospital mental disorder
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Cerebral Digit Ratio
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Diverse hospital mental disorder
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
talented address trump supporter
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Vibrant coiffed dysfunction
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Diverse hospital mental disorder
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Angry Adulterous Step-uncle's House Messiness
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Angry Adulterous Step-uncle's House Messiness
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Angry Adulterous Step-uncle's House Messiness
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Mischievous jap
  12/18/25
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galvanic tanning salon
  12/18/25
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Razzle son of senegal becky
  12/19/25
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transparent french death wish principal's office
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Motley bipolar school windowlicker
  12/19/25
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house-broken property
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Dark Goyim National
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Angry Adulterous Step-uncle's House Messiness
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Dark Goyim National
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
indigo space multi-billionaire
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Dark Goyim National
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
massive filthpig dilemma
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Motley bipolar school windowlicker
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
stirring sick kitty
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Motley bipolar school windowlicker
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Mustard roommate
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Razzle son of senegal becky
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Mind-boggling awkward whorehouse mood
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
razzle-dazzle nibblets
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Mischievous jap
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Heady orchestra pit
  12/18/25
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Aromatic theater yarmulke
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Dark Goyim National
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
talented address trump supporter
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Dark Goyim National
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
talented address trump supporter
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Angry Adulterous Step-uncle's House Messiness
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
cream center
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
cream center
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
charismatic twisted legal warrant stage
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Pink Exhilarant Codepig Lodge
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
cream center
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
wonderful church coldplay fan
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Motley bipolar school windowlicker
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
charismatic twisted legal warrant stage
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
wonderful church coldplay fan
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Dark Goyim National
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
wonderful church coldplay fan
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Dark Goyim National
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
charismatic twisted legal warrant stage
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
exciting navy theater stage
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Dark Goyim National
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
Hideous institution
  12/22/25
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Hideous institution
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
Hideous institution
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
wonderful church coldplay fan
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Mischievous jap
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
Aromatic theater yarmulke
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Mischievous jap
  12/18/25
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henna rigor turdskin
  12/19/25
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Motley bipolar school windowlicker
  12/19/25
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Hideous institution
  12/22/25
not enough.
Razzle son of senegal becky
  12/18/25
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Nighttime fighting really tough guy
  12/20/25
little under $6M
Sapphire Affirmative Action
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Angry Adulterous Step-uncle's House Messiness
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
claret passionate state
  12/18/25
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Underhanded Coffee Pot
  12/18/25
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Mustard roommate
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
Sapphire Affirmative Action
  12/19/25
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lavender preventive strike stock car
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Boyish cordovan keepsake machete house
  12/18/25
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Greedy shimmering temple
  12/18/25
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Razzle son of senegal becky
  12/18/25
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Cracking Deep School Cafeteria
  12/20/25
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snowy station ratface
  12/21/25
-$184K
turquoise fragrant university
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
thriller zippy casino masturbator
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Topaz sound barrier
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Milky Tank Location
  12/19/25
low-200s
elite mahogany toilet seat
  12/18/25
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Apoplectic hairraiser forum
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Odious stead scourge upon the earth
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Contagious den
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
mewling multi-colored native
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Floppy effete international law enforcement agency private investor
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
mewling multi-colored native
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
anal saffron sex offender area
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Floppy effete international law enforcement agency private investor
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Mind-boggling awkward whorehouse mood
  12/19/25
thank you
Floppy effete international law enforcement agency private investor
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Bronze stimulating mexican
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
sexy onyx cruise ship new version
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Yapping locus
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Bateful orchid base dingle berry
  12/19/25
what happened
Milky Tank Location
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Bateful orchid base dingle berry
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
henna rigor turdskin
  12/19/25
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talented address trump supporter
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Lascivious field
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
house-broken property
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
lime pit therapy
  12/20/25
~$900k
stirring sick kitty
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
laughsome reading party sanctuary
  12/19/25
Wow.
Nighttime fighting really tough guy
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
Razzle son of senegal becky
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
laughsome reading party sanctuary
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Razzle son of senegal becky
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
laughsome reading party sanctuary
  12/19/25
lol
Unholy razzmatazz spot
  12/19/25
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Razzle son of senegal becky
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Mind-boggling awkward whorehouse mood
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Swashbuckling dun fortuitous meteor
  12/19/25
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Mind-boggling awkward whorehouse mood
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Pink Exhilarant Codepig Lodge
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
histrionic idiotic home wrinkle
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Aphrodisiac corn cake
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
histrionic idiotic home wrinkle
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Swashbuckling dun fortuitous meteor
  12/21/25
You sound poor
anal saffron sex offender area
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Cracking Deep School Cafeteria
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Vengeful cyan point jew
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Disrespectful Senate Black Woman
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Vengeful cyan point jew
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
mewling multi-colored native
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Vengeful cyan point jew
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
galvanic tanning salon
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
Hideous institution
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Vengeful cyan point jew
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Sapphire Affirmative Action
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Disrespectful Senate Black Woman
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Nighttime fighting really tough guy
  12/20/25
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talented address trump supporter
  12/20/25
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galvanic tanning salon
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
Frum Buck-toothed Gaping Candlestick Maker
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Contagious den
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Tan confused half-breed
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Tan confused half-breed
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Tan confused half-breed
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Electric Police Squad Resort
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Curious insane macaca
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Electric Police Squad Resort
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
talented address trump supporter
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Dark Goyim National
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Electric Police Squad Resort
  12/21/25
...
Dark Goyim National
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
histrionic idiotic home wrinkle
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
indigo space multi-billionaire
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
trip headpube
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
charismatic twisted legal warrant stage
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Dark Goyim National
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
charismatic twisted legal warrant stage
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Dark Goyim National
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
talented address trump supporter
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
charismatic twisted legal warrant stage
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
talented address trump supporter
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
charismatic twisted legal warrant stage
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
talented address trump supporter
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
charismatic twisted legal warrant stage
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
talented address trump supporter
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
charismatic twisted legal warrant stage
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
talented address trump supporter
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
charismatic twisted legal warrant stage
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
Hateful bonkers alpha
  12/21/25
...
harsh overrated feces
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Honey-headed dashing milk
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Bat shit crazy boltzmann
  12/21/25
180 last note
wonderful church coldplay fan
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Curious insane macaca
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
charismatic twisted legal warrant stage
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Dark Goyim National
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
charismatic twisted legal warrant stage
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Cerebral Digit Ratio
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Curious insane macaca
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Wine Round Eye
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
cowardly vivacious famous landscape painting library
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
snowy station ratface
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
galvanic tanning salon
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
histrionic idiotic home wrinkle
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Wine Round Eye
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Nighttime fighting really tough guy
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
galvanic tanning salon
  12/23/25
cap gains
Pink Exhilarant Codepig Lodge
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
galvanic tanning salon
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Nighttime fighting really tough guy
  12/25/25
~$500k
trip headpube
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: talented address trump supporter



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: talented address trump supporter

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: talented address trump supporter

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: claret passionate state

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Sepia Beady-eyed Parlor Crotch

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: claret passionate state

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Greedy shimmering temple



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Motley bipolar school windowlicker



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Milky Tank Location



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: henna rigor turdskin



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Frum Buck-toothed Gaping Candlestick Maker



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: exciting navy theater stage



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: harsh overrated feces



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: snowy station ratface



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: anal saffron sex offender area



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: racy place of business trailer park

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: talented address trump supporter

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: racy place of business trailer park

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Motley bipolar school windowlicker



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Diverse hospital mental disorder

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Cerebral Digit Ratio

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Diverse hospital mental disorder

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: talented address trump supporter

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Vibrant coiffed dysfunction

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Diverse hospital mental disorder

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Angry Adulterous Step-uncle's House Messiness

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Angry Adulterous Step-uncle's House Messiness

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Angry Adulterous Step-uncle's House Messiness

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Mischievous jap

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Razzle son of senegal becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: transparent french death wish principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Motley bipolar school windowlicker

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: house-broken property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Dark Goyim National

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Angry Adulterous Step-uncle's House Messiness

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Dark Goyim National

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: indigo space multi-billionaire

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Dark Goyim National

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: massive filthpig dilemma

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Motley bipolar school windowlicker

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: stirring sick kitty

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Motley bipolar school windowlicker

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Mustard roommate

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Razzle son of senegal becky

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling awkward whorehouse mood

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Mischievous jap

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Heady orchestra pit

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Aromatic theater yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Dark Goyim National

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: talented address trump supporter

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Dark Goyim National

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: talented address trump supporter

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Angry Adulterous Step-uncle's House Messiness

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: cream center

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: cream center

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: charismatic twisted legal warrant stage

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Pink Exhilarant Codepig Lodge

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: cream center

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: wonderful church coldplay fan

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Motley bipolar school windowlicker

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: charismatic twisted legal warrant stage

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: wonderful church coldplay fan

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Dark Goyim National

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: wonderful church coldplay fan

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Dark Goyim National

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: charismatic twisted legal warrant stage

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: exciting navy theater stage

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Dark Goyim National

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Hideous institution

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Hideous institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Hideous institution

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: wonderful church coldplay fan

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Mischievous jap

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Aromatic theater yarmulke

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Mischievous jap

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: henna rigor turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Motley bipolar school windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Hideous institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Razzle son of senegal becky

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Nighttime fighting really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Sapphire Affirmative Action

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Angry Adulterous Step-uncle's House Messiness

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: claret passionate state

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Underhanded Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Mustard roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Sapphire Affirmative Action

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: lavender preventive strike stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Boyish cordovan keepsake machete house

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Greedy shimmering temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Razzle son of senegal becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Cracking Deep School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: snowy station ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: turquoise fragrant university

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: thriller zippy casino masturbator

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Topaz sound barrier

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Milky Tank Location

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: elite mahogany toilet seat

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Apoplectic hairraiser forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Odious stead scourge upon the earth

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Contagious den

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: mewling multi-colored native

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Floppy effete international law enforcement agency private investor

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: mewling multi-colored native

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: anal saffron sex offender area

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Floppy effete international law enforcement agency private investor

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling awkward whorehouse mood

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Floppy effete international law enforcement agency private investor

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Bronze stimulating mexican

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: sexy onyx cruise ship new version

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Yapping locus

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Bateful orchid base dingle berry

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Milky Tank Location

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Bateful orchid base dingle berry

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: henna rigor turdskin

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: talented address trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Lascivious field

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: house-broken property

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: lime pit therapy

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: stirring sick kitty

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: laughsome reading party sanctuary

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Nighttime fighting really tough guy

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Razzle son of senegal becky

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: laughsome reading party sanctuary

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Razzle son of senegal becky

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: laughsome reading party sanctuary

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Unholy razzmatazz spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Razzle son of senegal becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling awkward whorehouse mood

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dun fortuitous meteor

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling awkward whorehouse mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Pink Exhilarant Codepig Lodge

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: histrionic idiotic home wrinkle

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac corn cake

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: histrionic idiotic home wrinkle

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dun fortuitous meteor

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: anal saffron sex offender area

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Cracking Deep School Cafeteria

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Vengeful cyan point jew

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Disrespectful Senate Black Woman

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Vengeful cyan point jew

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: mewling multi-colored native

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Vengeful cyan point jew

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Hideous institution

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Vengeful cyan point jew

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Sapphire Affirmative Action

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Disrespectful Senate Black Woman

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Nighttime fighting really tough guy

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: talented address trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Frum Buck-toothed Gaping Candlestick Maker

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Contagious den

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Tan confused half-breed

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Tan confused half-breed

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Tan confused half-breed

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Electric Police Squad Resort

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Curious insane macaca

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Electric Police Squad Resort

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: talented address trump supporter

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Dark Goyim National

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Electric Police Squad Resort

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Dark Goyim National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: histrionic idiotic home wrinkle

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: indigo space multi-billionaire

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: trip headpube

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: charismatic twisted legal warrant stage

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Dark Goyim National

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: charismatic twisted legal warrant stage

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Dark Goyim National

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: talented address trump supporter

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: charismatic twisted legal warrant stage

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: talented address trump supporter

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: charismatic twisted legal warrant stage

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: talented address trump supporter

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: charismatic twisted legal warrant stage

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: talented address trump supporter

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: charismatic twisted legal warrant stage

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: talented address trump supporter

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: charismatic twisted legal warrant stage

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Hateful bonkers alpha

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: harsh overrated feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Honey-headed dashing milk

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy boltzmann

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: wonderful church coldplay fan

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Curious insane macaca

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: charismatic twisted legal warrant stage

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Dark Goyim National

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: charismatic twisted legal warrant stage

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Cerebral Digit Ratio

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Curious insane macaca

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Wine Round Eye

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: cowardly vivacious famous landscape painting library

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: snowy station ratface

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: histrionic idiotic home wrinkle

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Wine Round Eye

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Nighttime fighting really tough guy

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Pink Exhilarant Codepig Lodge

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Nighttime fighting really tough guy

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: trip headpube

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49538879)