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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Self-absorbed stirring sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Sepia step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Green rehab coffee pot
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Stimulating dopamine native
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
razzle parlour generalized bond
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Very tactful range ladyboy
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
trip fishy brunch
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
beady-eyed high-end lay hissy fit
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
excitant hateful chapel
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
territorial antidepressant drug twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
sexy floppy candlestick maker box office
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
canary racy toilet seat university
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Avocado Hall
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Sable haunted graveyard cruise ship
  06/30/25
cr
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
excitant hateful chapel
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
costumed multi-colored shrine legend
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
canary racy toilet seat university
  06/30/25
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180 godawful newt
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
sexy floppy candlestick maker box office
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Sable haunted graveyard cruise ship
  06/30/25
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rose set gaping
  07/01/25
*bussy
Outnumbered Theater Stage
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Very tactful range ladyboy
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Marvelous stage
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
insane hell goal in life
  06/30/25
fuck
sexy floppy candlestick maker box office
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Marvelous stage
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Self-absorbed stirring sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
sexy floppy candlestick maker box office
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
costumed multi-colored shrine legend
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  06/30/25
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Massive lascivious school cafeteria juggernaut
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Ivory Coldplay Fan
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Ruddy spectacular useless brakes field
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Navy dingle berry
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Ruddy spectacular useless brakes field
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
180 godawful newt
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Ruddy spectacular useless brakes field
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
violent violent home faggotry
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
soul-stirring yellow public bath
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Gaped vermilion trailer park
  06/30/25
tcr
180 godawful newt
  07/01/25
just jump
crimson mischievous alpha
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  06/30/25
...
Hairraiser Giraffe
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Frum heaven friendly grandma
  06/30/25
wow
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Provocative carmine laser beams
  06/30/25
JFC man
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
beady-eyed high-end lay hissy fit
  06/30/25
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crimson mischievous alpha
  06/30/25
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sexy floppy candlestick maker box office
  06/30/25
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canary racy toilet seat university
  06/30/25
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red contagious institution private investor
  06/30/25
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mauve macaca spot
  06/30/25
...
soul-stirring yellow public bath
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Gaped vermilion trailer park
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Ivory Coldplay Fan
  06/30/25
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emerald french preventive strike
  07/01/25
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rose set gaping
  07/01/25
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Snowy boyish casino
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Cream Razzle-dazzle Double Fault Senate
  07/01/25
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histrionic maroon background story
  07/01/25
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Green rehab coffee pot
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
razzle parlour generalized bond
  06/30/25
bro
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  06/30/25
...
Gaped vermilion trailer park
  06/30/25
lol
180 godawful newt
  07/01/25
...
passionate station national security agency
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Aphrodisiac area immigrant
  06/30/25
jfc
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
excitant hateful chapel
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
red contagious institution private investor
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
mauve macaca spot
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
180 godawful newt
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Aphrodisiac area immigrant
  07/01/25
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Navy dingle berry
  07/01/25
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mauve macaca spot
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
histrionic maroon background story
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Electric piazza
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
costumed multi-colored shrine legend
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
sexy floppy candlestick maker box office
  06/30/25
...
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  07/01/25
...
Vigorous buff potus
  07/01/25
lol
180 godawful newt
  07/01/25
...
crimson mischievous alpha
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Laughsome Confused Fanboi Mother
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
free-loading wine bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Bull Headed Stubborn Property
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Indigo Base Blood Rage
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
talking translucent nursing home
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Vigorous buff potus
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Dull autistic partner
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
180 godawful newt
  07/01/25
...
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
rose set gaping
  07/01/25
😟
cracking bonkers mexican toaster
  07/01/25
...
Hyperactive Internet-worthy Trump Supporter
  07/01/25
holy shit
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Vigorous buff potus
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Hideous dilemma roast beef
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
histrionic maroon background story
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Very tactful range ladyboy
  07/01/25
...
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
histrionic maroon background story
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
histrionic maroon background story
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Frum heaven friendly grandma
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Very tactful range ladyboy
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Filthy Ticket Booth
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
rose set gaping
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Misunderstood sadistic mental disorder
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  07/06/25
...
Frum heaven friendly grandma
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Charismatic orchid jewess
  07/06/25
...
mauve macaca spot
  07/06/25
lol
180 godawful newt
  07/07/25
wow
Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Self-absorbed stirring sweet tailpipe

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Sepia step-uncle's house

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Green rehab coffee pot

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Stimulating dopamine native

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: razzle parlour generalized bond

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Very tactful range ladyboy

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: trip fishy brunch

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed high-end lay hissy fit

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: excitant hateful chapel

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: territorial antidepressant drug twinkling uncleanness

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: sexy floppy candlestick maker box office

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: canary racy toilet seat university

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Avocado Hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Sable haunted graveyard cruise ship

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: excitant hateful chapel

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: costumed multi-colored shrine legend

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: canary racy toilet seat university

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: 180 godawful newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: sexy floppy candlestick maker box office

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sable haunted graveyard cruise ship

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: rose set gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered Theater Stage

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Very tactful range ladyboy

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Marvelous stage

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: insane hell goal in life

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: sexy floppy candlestick maker box office

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Marvelous stage

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Self-absorbed stirring sweet tailpipe

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: sexy floppy candlestick maker box office

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: costumed multi-colored shrine legend

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Massive lascivious school cafeteria juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Ivory Coldplay Fan

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Ruddy spectacular useless brakes field

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Navy dingle berry

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Ruddy spectacular useless brakes field

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: 180 godawful newt

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Ruddy spectacular useless brakes field

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: violent violent home faggotry

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring yellow public bath

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Gaped vermilion trailer park

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: 180 godawful newt

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: crimson mischievous alpha

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Frum heaven friendly grandma

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Provocative carmine laser beams

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed high-end lay hissy fit

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: crimson mischievous alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: sexy floppy candlestick maker box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: canary racy toilet seat university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: red contagious institution private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: mauve macaca spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring yellow public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Gaped vermilion trailer park

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Ivory Coldplay Fan

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: emerald french preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: rose set gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Snowy boyish casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Cream Razzle-dazzle Double Fault Senate

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: histrionic maroon background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Green rehab coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: razzle parlour generalized bond

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Gaped vermilion trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: 180 godawful newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: passionate station national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac area immigrant

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: excitant hateful chapel

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: red contagious institution private investor

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: mauve macaca spot

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: 180 godawful newt

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac area immigrant

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Navy dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: mauve macaca spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: histrionic maroon background story

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Electric piazza

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: costumed multi-colored shrine legend

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: sexy floppy candlestick maker box office

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Vigorous buff potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: 180 godawful newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: crimson mischievous alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Confused Fanboi Mother

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: free-loading wine bawdyhouse

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Bull Headed Stubborn Property

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Indigo Base Blood Rage

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: talking translucent nursing home

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Vigorous buff potus

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Dull autistic partner

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: 180 godawful newt

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: rose set gaping

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cracking bonkers mexican toaster

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Hyperactive Internet-worthy Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Vigorous buff potus

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Hideous dilemma roast beef

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: histrionic maroon background story

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Very tactful range ladyboy

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: histrionic maroon background story

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: histrionic maroon background story

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Frum heaven friendly grandma

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Very tactful range ladyboy

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Filthy Ticket Booth

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: rose set gaping

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Misunderstood sadistic mental disorder

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Frum heaven friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Charismatic orchid jewess

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: mauve macaca spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: 180 godawful newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic Heady Stain Pit

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)