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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Henna New Version
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Henna New Version
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Henna New Version
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Henna New Version
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Henna New Version
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
fragrant sienna mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
k
fragrant sienna mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
Zippy liquid oxygen ticket booth
  08/11/21
seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bon...
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Curious Insecure Feces Office
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(millenial problems)
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irradiated shrine
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Seedy Depressive Location
  08/31/14
Holy shit not flame?
Effete Rigor Hunting Ground
  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
180000000000
Gay excitant parlor
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Dun macaca
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Dead hilarious field laser beams
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Dead hilarious field laser beams
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
180
Dead hilarious field laser beams
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Henna New Version
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Henna New Version
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
Henna New Version
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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  08/18/13
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  08/23/15
crying laughing at this
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  12/07/19
criminally underrated
Stimulating scourge upon the earth
  08/07/14
Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE...
Sooty Impertinent Orchestra Pit
  08/18/13
Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your ...
Dead hilarious field laser beams
  08/18/13
180 will do.
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  08/18/13
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  08/23/15
She’s watching the grandkids now.
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  11/26/18
shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring a...
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180 thread.
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probably best thread title of the year
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  08/18/13
180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
Thriller Ruddy Patrolman University
  08/18/13
Fuck you, not flame bro.
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
Thriller Ruddy Patrolman University
  08/18/13
She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/07/14
Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
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  08/18/13
why did EPAH go pumo doe?
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fragrant sienna mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
180 thread
know-it-all outnumbered center
  08/19/13
Steal them back.
talking corn cake reading party
  08/19/13
UPDATE?
Dead hilarious field laser beams
  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/07/14
pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of...
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vivacious sapphire yarmulke theater stage
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vivacious sapphire yarmulke theater stage
  08/30/14
WHAT THE FUCK
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  08/31/14
I like that THIS thread bothers you
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irradiated shrine
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Jesus Christ.
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  08/23/15
any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with ...
mewling wonderful station
  08/23/15
Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fan...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/23/15
ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna t...
mewling wonderful station
  08/23/15
Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/23/15
i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about b...
mewling wonderful station
  08/23/15
Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Sava...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/23/15
ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will b...
mewling wonderful station
  08/23/15
Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make ...
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  08/23/15
not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of ...
mewling wonderful station
  08/23/15
where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?
mewling wonderful station
  08/23/15
I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk ...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/23/15
cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
mewling wonderful station
  08/23/15
ATD.
Duck-like razzmatazz police squad hospital
  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/23/15
Lmao
Frisky wild ceo
  08/23/15
you on fetlife bro?
Galvanic senate tank
  08/23/15
Yeah.
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
mewling wonderful station
  08/23/15
You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
mewling wonderful station
  08/23/15
of course
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
mewling wonderful station
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
Dun macaca
  08/23/15
I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshol...
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/23/15
yolo bro
Dun macaca
  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
Pale soul-stirring property goal in life
  08/23/15
why just one?
Titillating bronze indirect expression
  08/23/15
She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
Pale soul-stirring property goal in life
  08/23/15
hot
mewling wonderful station
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deep cheese-eating people who are hurt
  05/28/18
what the fuck is going on in here
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  05/28/18
yeah gonna need an update op
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We had to buy new ones.
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  05/29/18
great thread
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732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, als...
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180 thread
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Henna New Version

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Henna New Version

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Henna New Version

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Henna New Version

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Henna New Version

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: fragrant sienna mad-dog skullcap

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: fragrant sienna mad-dog skullcap

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Zippy liquid oxygen ticket booth

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: vivacious sapphire yarmulke theater stage

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Free-loading trip den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Curious Insecure Feces Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37185629)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Salmon native mediation

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: vivacious sapphire yarmulke theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: irradiated shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Seedy Depressive Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Effete Rigor Hunting Ground

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Gay excitant parlor

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Dun macaca

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Dead hilarious field laser beams

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Dead hilarious field laser beams

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Dead hilarious field laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Henna New Version

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Henna New Version

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Henna New Version

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Henna New Version

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Smoky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: maniacal chapel twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Free-loading trip den

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Mustard electric forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#39229259)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Stimulating scourge upon the earth

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Sooty Impertinent Orchestra Pit

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Dead hilarious field laser beams

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: aromatic brethren tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23868898)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: vivacious sapphire yarmulke theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Supple elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: lemon personal credit line state

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: talking corn cake reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Marvelous Green Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Harsh histrionic meetinghouse

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Haunting Step-uncle's House

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Thriller Ruddy Patrolman University

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Thriller Ruddy Patrolman University

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle weed whacker business firm

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Haunting Step-uncle's House

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: fragrant sienna mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: know-it-all outnumbered center

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: talking corn cake reading party

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Dead hilarious field laser beams

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Stimulating scourge upon the earth

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: vivacious sapphire yarmulke theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: slimy main people school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: slimy main people school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: vivacious sapphire yarmulke theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser temple

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Gay excitant parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: irradiated shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic Gas Station

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: mewling wonderful station

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: mewling wonderful station

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: mewling wonderful station

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: mewling wonderful station

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Duck-like razzmatazz police squad hospital

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: mewling wonderful station

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: mewling wonderful station

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: mewling wonderful station

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Duck-like razzmatazz police squad hospital

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Frisky wild ceo

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Galvanic senate tank

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: mewling wonderful station

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: mewling wonderful station

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: mewling wonderful station

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Dun macaca

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Dun macaca

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Pale soul-stirring property goal in life

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Pale soul-stirring property goal in life

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: mewling wonderful station

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: deep cheese-eating people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: big mauve house

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Stirring sable cruise ship

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Puce concupiscible doctorate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Titillating bronze indirect expression

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: motley theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213400)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: diverse circlehead

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Odious rehab

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Boyish Wagecucks Faggotry

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Violent church bbw

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Free-loading trip den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Violet Hell Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Puce concupiscible doctorate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: ebony becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Stimulating scourge upon the earth

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: deep cheese-eating people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#42929195)