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UPDATE: I'm going to marry my fat gf

I've been with her for 8 years now. We're going to do a co...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/27/25
If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever...
Mentally impaired weed whacker
  09/27/25
She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything ...
hilarious arousing legend
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Who popped the question
mustard lay digit ratio
  09/27/25
I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, &...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/27/25
Alpha and romantic
mustard lay digit ratio
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I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/27/25
That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes...
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180
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expected TSINAH
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He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like th...
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Narrow-minded Concupiscible Macaca
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Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a &q...
Drab Hateful Locale Antidepressant Drug
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180
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180 congrats
Federal Wonderful Black Woman
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TY
hilarious arousing legend
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irradiated chad home
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180, congrats! Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make s...
Jet-lagged cobalt party of the first part
  09/27/25
There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/27/25
Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq. Seri...
Jet-lagged cobalt party of the first part
  09/27/25
I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the ...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/27/25
congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capa...
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  09/28/25
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irradiated chad home
  09/27/25
i'll even be respectful and mute my phone
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  09/28/25
Congrats?
carmine apoplectic foreskin sweet tailpipe
  09/27/25
She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retir...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/27/25
Can’t really go through something much worse than you ...
Jet-lagged cobalt party of the first part
  09/27/25
this is one of the saddest things ive ever read
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Macaca
  09/27/25
As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr ...
racy property
  09/27/25
Do you ever buttfuck her?
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  09/27/25
you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app
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I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had
Unhinged windowlicker
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First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/27/25
how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not reall...
Unhinged windowlicker
  09/27/25
She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer pla...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/28/25
Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk
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  09/28/25
Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!
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180, can we get a stance on Palestine?
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Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request
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Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in gene...
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Vigorous olive shitlib skinny woman
  09/30/25
Also is she even overweight anymore You know you could ju...
mustard lay digit ratio
  09/27/25
She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fuc...
Jet-lagged cobalt party of the first part
  09/27/25
180
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180 congrats!
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180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch o...
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Congrats!
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  09/27/25
Are you cancer free?
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5 years cancer free
hilarious arousing legend
  09/27/25
180
Exhilarant dilemma
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180
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DON'T DO IT. I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it...
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Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she br...
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cream clown
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Congratulations!
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Congrats! Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth ...
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Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to v...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/27/25
How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking f...
excitant sanctuary
  09/28/25
in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?
Grizzly Rebellious Indirect Expression
  09/28/25
I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have mil...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/28/25
Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in re...
Jet-lagged cobalt party of the first part
  09/28/25
I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 2...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/28/25
Do you work days 14on/14off?
excitant sanctuary
  09/28/25
Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually on...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/28/25
Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that s...
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We will have more disposable income in retirement than we cu...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/28/25
He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and ...
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  09/28/25
I have a rich inner life
hilarious arousing legend
  09/28/25
I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socializa...
Thirsty sienna genital piercing
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I'm never going to work another day in my life. Between ...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/28/25
If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do d...
carmine apoplectic foreskin sweet tailpipe
  09/29/25
Lmao, tell us more about losing everything
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  09/29/25
Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter...
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  09/27/25
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  09/28/25
Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/28/25
Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mi...
Lavender messiness queen of the night
  09/28/25
awesome! Got it!
hilarious arousing legend
  09/28/25
We all need to know. How fat is she?
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  09/27/25
I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an &...
Obsidian azn puppy
  09/28/25
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Grizzly Rebellious Indirect Expression
  09/27/25
Can't wait for your swinger arc How's the sex life? Any ...
sick trailer park halford
  09/27/25
Was that really 8 years ago??!!
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  09/28/25
:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that wo...
Jet-lagged cobalt party of the first part
  09/28/25
Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer a...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/28/25
remind us what it says
cream clown
  09/28/25
Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, ...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/28/25
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Grizzly Rebellious Indirect Expression
  09/28/25
ah yeah classic xo
cream clown
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180
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Big-titted flatulent set
  09/29/25
zomg i remember that
Vigorous olive shitlib skinny woman
  09/30/25
Post pic of fat gf and exwife
excitant sanctuary
  09/28/25
Happy for you, brother
Sable slippery chapel
  09/28/25
what's his name??
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  09/28/25
Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending inf...
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  09/28/25
How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an ho...
Obsidian azn puppy
  09/28/25
Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occ...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/28/25
are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little o...
Grizzly Rebellious Indirect Expression
  09/28/25
I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggl...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/28/25
cr, ty
Grizzly Rebellious Indirect Expression
  09/28/25
bravo
cream clown
  09/28/25
how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?
Hairless Bronze Indian Lodge Sex Offender
  09/28/25
Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really h...
hilarious arousing legend
  09/29/25
how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then s...
Hairless Bronze Indian Lodge Sex Offender
  10/01/25
Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in ...
Obsidian azn puppy
  10/01/25
congratulations!
Vigorous olive shitlib skinny woman
  09/28/25
Thanks
hilarious arousing legend
  09/28/25
180
Diverse duck-like cumskin volcanic crater
  09/28/25
Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!
Confused white associate cuck
  09/29/25
For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?
hilarious arousing legend
  09/29/25
congrats man!
Haunting Yarmulke
  09/29/25
Thank you, brother
hilarious arousing legend
  09/29/25
How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell
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  10/01/25


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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

I've been with her for 8 years now.

We're going to do a courthouse wedding in early December, to maximize tax benefits.

She's going to sell her house, pay off mine and we're both going to retire this next year. This will be her last year of teaching, and my last year of spending half the year away at work in the arctic.

Life is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308043)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Mentally impaired weed whacker

If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever though best outcome for a 30s mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything in my divorce a little over a decade ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308058)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser kitty

Gen X: The Poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308124)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Motley Wine Dopamine Karate



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: mildly autistic rose jewess



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: garnet depressive



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Odious mediation step-uncle's house



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Lime meetinghouse haunted graveyard



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: carmine apoplectic foreskin sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308711)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: cream clown



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: burgundy painfully honest whorehouse place of business



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Charcoal Cerebral Base Dog Poop



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Diverse duck-like cumskin volcanic crater



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: black rigor friendly grandma



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: mustard lay digit ratio

Who popped the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308046)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, "so, I bought that ring, we should probably do this before year end."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308061)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: mustard lay digit ratio

Alpha and romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308105)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied: "I accept :)"

Second marriages are generally less romantic and more pragmatic. I haven't felt butterflies since my twenties.

Even though it sounds sad, I'm actually really happy and content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308247)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: racy property

That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes a long way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308527)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: poppy kitchen love of her life

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: histrionic mahogany goal in life menage



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Know-it-all adulterous pervert

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: irradiated chad home



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Macaca

expected TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308050)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Drab Hateful Locale Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308149)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Motley Wine Dopamine Karate

He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like the black people he disdains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308193)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308256)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:09 AM
Author: Drab Hateful Locale Antidepressant Drug

Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a "FAILED TURNING POINTS OF TSINAH'S ENGAGEMENT" thread. Their wedding and babby has been six months away for three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308641)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Deranged Judgmental Kitty Cat Bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308054)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: irradiated chad home



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Federal Wonderful Black Woman

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308056)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308064)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: irradiated chad home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308095)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cobalt party of the first part

180, congrats!

Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make sure it’s not during an EPAH hearing or ragnus job interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308062)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just going to have a BBQ and have a few friends over. Far more pragmatic than romantic at our ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308069)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cobalt party of the first part

Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq.

Serious congrats - hope things are good all around. Your kids in HS now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308075)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the older one is graduating and the younger is entering junior year. Both of their college accounts are fully funded. The youngest has eyes on service academies. She was running DII college times as an 8th grader in track, but you just never know what's going to happen to girls bodies as they develop. Her genetics are narrow hips and small boobs. Great for a runner, not great for giving me grandbabies one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308244)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Grizzly Rebellious Indirect Expression

congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capable of giving you grandchildren. service academies seem like an interesting environment for a woman, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308830)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: irradiated chad home



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: bat shit crazy travel guidebook

i'll even be respectful and mute my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308854)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: carmine apoplectic foreskin sweet tailpipe

Congrats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308065)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retire. We keep running the numbers and scenarios and we don't see why we're still working.

I do love her, and she loves me, but it's more about compatibility and compromise. She takes care of me and is really fun to be around.

We're looking forward to traveling in the winter for months once my youngest graduates in two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308072)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cobalt party of the first part

Can’t really go through something much worse than you did, so she passes the test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308076)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Macaca

this is one of the saddest things ive ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308077)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: racy property

As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308245)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Unhinged windowlicker

Do you ever buttfuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308086)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Galvanic Nudist Casino

you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308089)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Unhinged windowlicker

I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308101)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed up in her ratchet motorhome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308233)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Unhinged windowlicker

how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not really fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308326)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer player of the year in hs. She has skinny wrists and ankles, but a little bit of a gut. I was once a really good athlete, but nobody would ever guess that looking at me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309158)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Obsidian azn puppy

Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308853)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: chrome location

Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308097)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Dun psychic

180, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308099)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: mint passionate range

Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308104)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in general, but what Israel is doing and has done is nothing short of evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308236)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: poppy kitchen love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309172)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Diverse duck-like cumskin volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309933)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: Vigorous olive shitlib skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49313714)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: mustard lay digit ratio

Also is she even overweight anymore

You know you could just put her on ozempic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308108)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cobalt party of the first part

She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fucking hot, so the bar was set extremely high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308160)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: rambunctious pit knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308122)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: at-the-ready emerald institution hairy legs

180 congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308145)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: frisky fighting masturbator corn cake

180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch of good news all at once. Things falling into place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308147)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: exciting brunch crotch

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic Theater Idea He Suggested

Are you cancer free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308161)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

5 years cancer free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308238)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308551)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic Theater Idea He Suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309358)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49310191)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: fishy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308168)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Motley Wine Dopamine Karate

DON'T DO IT.

I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it once, don't do this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308195)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: carmine apoplectic foreskin sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308213)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she brought into the marriage and we have a prenup. If it fails, I'll just move to Thailand and live like a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308240)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: cream clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: racy property

Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308248)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: histrionic mahogany goal in life menage

Congrats!

Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth exceeding 33x my annual spend, but feel nervous about that being enough to retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308296)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to value inflation adjusted pensions though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308307)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: excitant sanctuary

How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking for me 5mil might also be the retirement number. At that level could live off qqqi and btci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308633)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Grizzly Rebellious Indirect Expression

in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308835)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have million dollar homes with mortgages around 250 each. Homes purchased much cheaper around 2010. She has a teacher's pension of $4,200 a month, my Tax free VA disability check is $4,500. I'm guessing her pension is worth around 1.1mm, and my VA is about 1.5 mm. My 401k is currently around 1.4 mm. I probably have 600K in vehicles, boats, guns, etc. Neither of us have any debt, and we both have free healthcare. Kids college is paid for. I'm sure I'm missing something, but we're fine and can live on the pension income alone. I know I'm just an oilfield worker, but I've averaged about 250-300K a year for the last decade. Certainly not wealthy, but it's afforded me a really good lifestyle.

If anyone can think of a reason why I shouldn't retire, let me know. I get zero satisfaction from working and would be much more fulfilled by enjoying my hobbies. Fat GF will probably substitute teach whenever she feels like it. I'm not sure how we stack up to many other retirees, but I'd imagine we're in the top 10% of all retirees. I'm literally the dumbest poaster to ever contribute here, so I don't know how I ended up with a top 10% outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309179)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cobalt party of the first part

Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in retirement are those who have no hobbies or are alone. You are neither of these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309190)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 250K job where we only work half the year. I just tell them that I'm good financially, and I'm ready to start living. The two big issues most people have retiring early is the 10% penalty for 401K/IRA withdrawals and healthcare cost. I have neither of those worries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309196)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: excitant sanctuary

Do you work days 14on/14off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309368)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually only end up working about 4.5 months a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309462)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: aromatic gay regret prole

Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that salary and your gf is presumably accustomed to the living arrangement

But you should retire, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309484)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

We will have more disposable income in retirement than we currently have, after combining households. Sinecure be damned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309508)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Thirsty sienna genital piercing

He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and living under his roof.

The day is quickly coming where this will no longer be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309416)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

I have a rich inner life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309466)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Thirsty sienna genital piercing

I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socialization from your work too. That's gonna be gone.

Kids gone, coworkers gone. Just you and your fat wife.

The trouble with retiring early is that you might realize that your lack of productivity is causing problems but you're going to be *extremely* hesitant to go back to work. Because working does in fact suck. And you're not going to want to go back because you're not going to make as much because of dat resume gap.

Not saying you shouldn't quit that oilfield stuff because that doesn't seem like something that a reasonably wealthy aging cancer survivor should be beating himself up with. But I do think you should give a ton of thought as to how you can do things that will maintain a sense of accomplishment. And unless you're going to dive pretty hard into volunteerism, that means work.

IIRC you have an accounting background. Maybe hang a shingle and do tax? The weather is fairly shit from January to April so it's not like you're gonna spend a ton of time outside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309570)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

I'm never going to work another day in my life.

Between Men's beer league hockey, men's night golf, fishing trips, skiing, apres skiing, and traveling, I don't think I'll want for any more socialization than I already get. My home is on a very social lake where we're basically drinking at the fire/pontooning every evening and playing on jetskis and ski boats all day.

Fat GF and I also have a pretty deep bucket list of things we want to do: Spring training AZ & FL, Kentucky Derby, Fenway, sailing, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49310155)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: carmine apoplectic foreskin sweet tailpipe

If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do during a time period where the stock market 5x’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49311033)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: carmine apoplectic foreskin sweet tailpipe

Lmao, tell us more about losing everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49311030)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Lavender messiness queen of the night

Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter. Oh, if it doesn’t work out Tommy T will be waiting for you in Thailand. You can replicate that first date anal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308332)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Sable slippery chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Obsidian azn puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308846)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just talking about heading to AZ for some spring training games. Also, my cousin is dating a star on the Diamondbacks, we thought that would be a fun time getting to meet him and catching a game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309189)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Lavender messiness queen of the night

Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mid April and a little in Nov-Dec. Moniker@gmail



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309897)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

awesome! Got it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49310190)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: impressive area

We all need to know. How fat is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308344)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Obsidian azn puppy

I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an "absolute unit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308841)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Grizzly Rebellious Indirect Expression



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: sick trailer park halford

Can't wait for your swinger arc

How's the sex life? Any kinky stuff? Your stories of getting laid in Hawaii were the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Boyish Factory Reset Button

Was that really 8 years ago??!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308550)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Offensive Mental Disorder Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309169)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cobalt party of the first part

:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that woman he tagged on the Maui hotel balcony has been married for 8 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309187)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer and had a lot of questions. I'm never getting rid of that postcard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309204)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: cream clown

remind us what it says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309443)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, your kids are adorable, if you want to hang out, my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309474)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Grizzly Rebellious Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: cream clown

ah yeah

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309538)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Charcoal Cerebral Base Dog Poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309883)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Big-titted flatulent set



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Vigorous olive shitlib skinny woman

zomg i remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49313715)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:15 AM
Author: excitant sanctuary

Post pic of fat gf and exwife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308634)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Sable slippery chapel

Happy for you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308500)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: maniacal cheese-eating orchestra pit

what's his name??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308703)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: comical bright university idiot

Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending infinitely more time together once you're both retired? That could change the dynamic quite a bit. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308813)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Obsidian azn puppy

How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an hour of meeting her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308838)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occurrence. I lost a lot of respect for women in general that few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309183)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Grizzly Rebellious Indirect Expression

are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little of both? like how do you even do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309501)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggled with women and have always outrun my coverage. Maybe it's aura, maybe it's confidence, maybe it's just dumb luck, I'm not sure. None of my close friends get it either. I think mostly it's because I'm not a pussy, and I'm not afraid to approach women. Rejection has never phased me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309513)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Grizzly Rebellious Indirect Expression

cr, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309528)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: cream clown

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309539)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Hairless Bronze Indian Lodge Sex Offender

how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309866)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really hammered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49311454)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Hairless Bronze Indian Lodge Sex Offender

how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then she asks your to fuck her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49317623)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Obsidian azn puppy

Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in Alaska permanently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49317767)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Vigorous olive shitlib skinny woman

congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309473)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Diverse duck-like cumskin volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309935)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Confused white associate cuck

Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49312851)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49312882)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Haunting Yarmulke

congrats man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49312905)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: hilarious arousing legend

Thank you, brother

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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Greedy territorial athletic conference house

How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell

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