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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
cream jap den
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  08/01/25
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stirring mexican
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
canary fanboi sound barrier
  08/02/25
rip
Wild deer antler
  08/02/25
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cream jap den
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
cerebral tanning salon
  08/01/25
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floppy bipolar party of the first part
  08/01/25
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Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
bearded theatre goyim
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Lemon garrison mad cow disease
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
alcoholic wrinkle dilemma
  08/01/25
yes
Lemon garrison mad cow disease
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Lemon garrison mad cow disease
  08/01/25
?
Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
alcoholic wrinkle dilemma
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
floppy bipolar party of the first part
  08/01/25
Sick
Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  08/01/25
...
Lemon garrison mad cow disease
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
apoplectic sneaky criminal telephone
  08/02/25
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Godawful bespoke spot newt
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Lemon garrison mad cow disease
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Wild deer antler
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
apoplectic sneaky criminal telephone
  08/02/25
Hdy
Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
adventurous alcoholic station old irish cottage
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
flesh boyish school
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
sapphire cowardly jew menage
  08/02/25
Titcr
Very tactful multi-billionaire plaza
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
sapphire cowardly jew menage
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Crusty parlour
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
sapphire cowardly jew menage
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Emerald step-uncle's house regret
  08/02/25
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bisexual hall
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Henna Space Philosopher-king
  08/02/25
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excitant background story depressive
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Unhinged odious lay place of business
  08/02/25
?
Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Razzmatazz Associate Turdskin
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: cream jap den

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: stirring mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: canary fanboi sound barrier

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Wild deer antler

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: cream jap den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: cerebral tanning salon

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: floppy bipolar party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: bearded theatre goyim

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Lemon garrison mad cow disease

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: alcoholic wrinkle dilemma

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Lemon garrison mad cow disease

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Lemon garrison mad cow disease

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: alcoholic wrinkle dilemma

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: floppy bipolar party of the first part

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Lemon garrison mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: apoplectic sneaky criminal telephone

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Godawful bespoke spot newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Lemon garrison mad cow disease

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Wild deer antler

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: apoplectic sneaky criminal telephone

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: adventurous alcoholic station old irish cottage

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: flesh boyish school

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: sapphire cowardly jew menage

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Very tactful multi-billionaire plaza

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: sapphire cowardly jew menage

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Crusty parlour

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: sapphire cowardly jew menage

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Emerald step-uncle's house regret

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: bisexual hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Henna Space Philosopher-king

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: excitant background story depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Unhinged odious lay place of business

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Useless Ticket Booth Boltzmann

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Associate Turdskin

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151922)