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the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "what...
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yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and i...
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lmao those are 180 those are some of the only ones here whe...
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the best ones involve some sort of probability which really ...
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cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in...
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yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of...
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You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the o...
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good point considering they'd surely play that way against a...
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I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you jus...
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the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and s...
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MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE
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I say this irl fairly frequently
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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Bonkers forum

my personal 2:

- doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X is some number that increases by 2 each year)

- spelling boom as BOM. just feels right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49165401)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: ruby mediation

accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49165410)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Bonkers forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49165417)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: supple spot place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178974)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: yellow french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178996)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179004)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Rough-skinned Foreskin



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: demanding slimy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180985)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Flesh theatre elastic band

MPA being intelligent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49165420)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Comical international law enforcement agency twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49165425)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Bespoke hateful market telephone

Po boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49165509)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: High-end Bistre Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181821)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Bonkers forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178963)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: cobalt sex offender

the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "whats his name" and "who just joined" - everything else gets tedious and frankly abused. like the rubio thing was 180 but dbg ran it into the ground.

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all of the threads of "replace one word in this movie title" are sps because there is always one dork ruining it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178972)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: supple spot place of business

"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hypo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178976)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: cobalt sex offender

yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and inventive answers tbh. i always read those.

I am a huge fan of the "white girl does x with an asian man. why?" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178984)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: supple spot place of business

i like the really well done "could you X in X years" poasts that bait a bunch of paunchy middle aged lolwyers into passionately claiming that they could through a 90mph fastball or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178987)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179005)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: cobalt sex offender

lmao those are 180

those are some of the only ones here where i am like "are you people serious? you sound serious"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179008)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: supple spot place of business

the best ones involve some sort of probability which really scrambles the brain over overconfident wordcels.

"given 100 at bats could you get on base in the mlb?"

"if you had 5 seconds to throw could you complete a 10 year pass if you played QB the entire game?"

"could you get a rebound on 100 attempts in the nba?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179038)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Aggressive windowlicker rehab

Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays where everyone is just standing around. You could also win this hypo by luck by standing somewhere random on the court and getting lucky when the ball bounces to you exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179066)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: supple spot place of business

cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in in 100 mlb pitches anyone would make contact and it's just a matter of odds if the ball goes right or if a player makes an error 100 is certainly a large enough number that i could do it in fact i'm sure i could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179086)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Aggressive windowlicker rehab

Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against MLB pitching. And you'd probably have to build up some arm strength to hit it hard enough to go into the infield.

But in basketball there's inevitably at least one play where the ball ricochets right to a guy by luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179103)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: supple spot place of business

yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of a 100 tries i could def get at least *ONE* rebound in the nba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179108)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Aggressive windowlicker rehab

You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the offense just clears out on their own and goes back to the other side. If you said offensive rebound that would be a lot more unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179113)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: supple spot place of business

good point considering they'd surely play that way against a paunchy middle aged lawyer gassed in the first quarter. come to think of it, if i started as qb and had a whole five seconds i could 100% throw a measly 10 yard pass too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179117)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Aggressive windowlicker rehab

I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you just have to dump it off to a guy who could potentially run 10 yards or does the ball have to sail ten yards? It's still doable and probably most wouldn't but a few athletic guys could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179168)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Aggressive windowlicker rehab

FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 Navy SEALs in a swim race, then makes a bunch of threads about how some prole he knows ODd and died, casually drops he's a crypto millionaire despite ten years of saying it was a stupid investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179054)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: supple spot place of business

the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and sold at the top" claim caused me to question reality in the way fulano described. maybe *i'm* the mark and his whole zero L shtick is subtle flame!

but nope lol. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179069)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz parlor

MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179011)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: demanding slimy brunch

COME ON DOWN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz parlor



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: alcoholic self-centered clown

"Which dad?" is still a banger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179156)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz parlor



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: arousing business firm



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Marvelous Zippy Friendly Grandma Stead

Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178986)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Bonkers forum

I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that category

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178989)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: supple spot place of business

he has a very unique style that is

mesmerizing

durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178990)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: judgmental blood rage yarmulke

George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angry after learning that an innocuous phrase was not, in fact, a thiny veiled homosexual inuendo.

I started poasting in like 2010 and I think he predated me. Never saw the guy poast. Still, this gag lives on. He's probably 50 years old with a wife and grown kids and hasn't thought about XO since Obama's first term, but we think about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178992)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: cobalt sex offender

threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are all kind of not worth bumping if the person isnt here anymore. sad to consider. so many great threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179017)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: judgmental blood rage yarmulke

We'll bump them until we're dead, friend. And when we're dead, the next generation will bump them. The sun will never set on our bumps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179034)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Aggressive windowlicker rehab



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Bonkers forum

cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179107)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: exciting location

He was posting here when I signed up in 2015 I think as a pumo but had a very recognizable style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179073)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Coral Piazza Famous Landscape Painting

questioning any poster you don’t like’s ability to process lactose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179010)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179014)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: judgmental blood rage yarmulke

Related: petitioning that any poaster with whom you disagree should repatriate to China, Israel, or India.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179044)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Coral Piazza Famous Landscape Painting

cr and I feel, perhaps without justification, that I started that or at least helped make it mainstream on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179142)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Vivacious Rough-skinned Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179165)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: buff trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179929)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: High-end Bistre Philosopher-king

cf. smells like duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181784)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: thriller locus scourge upon the earth

it's very small and simple, but thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179047)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Vivacious Rough-skinned Foreskin

when its well positioned and hasnt been seen in a while, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179172)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Yapping Public Bath Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49182007)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: arousing business firm

jjc's brady email never gets old to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179056)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Ungodly institution

know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"

Harvard Business School

Class of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179071)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: exciting location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179222)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: cobalt sex offender

all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick day because he got nowagd lives in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179075)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: smoky heady reading party

There was that one thread where someone turned it into the Lord's Prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179114)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: supple spot place of business

we'll see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179150)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180187)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz parlor

I say this irl fairly frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180189)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Ungodly institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181271)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Bonkers forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181315)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: demanding slimy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180986)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: bipolar tanning salon rigpig

The whole collection is evergreen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181309)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Bronze galvanic heaven boltzmann

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179058)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: arousing business firm

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179062)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Aggressive windowlicker rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179080)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Bronze galvanic heaven boltzmann

That thread with the dad who jumped off a cruise ship to save his dotter who fell had a 190 reply chain in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179097)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Coral Piazza Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181993)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: judgmental blood rage yarmulke

it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179104)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Vivacious Rough-skinned Foreskin

very Anthony Bourdain-ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179179)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: judgmental blood rage yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179819)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179931)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Coral Piazza Famous Landscape Painting

this was like being a Trumpmo in 2015… board was just ahead of the curve

wait till dinoskepticism goes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179147)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: exciting location

Calling foreign leaders the POTUS of their country is a good bit every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179068)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Aggressive windowlicker rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179081)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: judgmental blood rage yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179098)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: smoky heady reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179115)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Coral Piazza Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179148)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: supple spot place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179157)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring chestnut headpube

doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180200)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Brass giraffe

wtf else would you call a head of state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49182016)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Bronze galvanic heaven boltzmann

120 how gujurati invariably created a subthread ganges ITT full of usual sophomoric garbage "insights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179072)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: exciting location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179076)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: know-it-all shimmering center becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180550)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: arousing business firm

evan's fake news links

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179094)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Overrated razzle bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179241)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: bisexual meetinghouse pocket flask

i dunno if it counts but foreigners completely misunderstanding "prole" and getting called out for it always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179130)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Fishy lascivious kitchen milk

everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179153)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Coral Piazza Famous Landscape Painting

clothmos being fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179173)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: demanding slimy brunch

that's not a "gag", hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180987)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: Coral Piazza Famous Landscape Painting

Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180991)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Rough-skinned Foreskin

i dont know why, but breifcase full of duck sauce always makes me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179186)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz parlor

this thread smells like duck sauce does as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180192)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: medicated avocado orchestra pit

Tipping 10% or less on engagement ring sales. If at least one poster tried this and got screed by a vengeful salesmen it would be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179196)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling native

gakk-fueled bumping sprees that last for days and make the bort completely unreadable

obsessing over the irl of poasters and letting it consume your every waking moment

I'm gay/I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179287)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Clear Metal Plaza Juggernaut

Replying "tp" to great lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179799)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Coral Piazza Famous Landscape Painting

Replying "tp" to great lines tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179917)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: curious sienna locale

Replying "tp" to great lines tp tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180190)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 AM
Author: Coral Piazza Famous Landscape Painting

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180950)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Yapping Public Bath Travel Guidebook

I like that this has been independently discovered elsewhere by adding "groyper" to great turns of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49182003)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Overrated razzle bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179886)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Blathering Big Chad Crackhouse

assassination vs. assassination to death vs. being mortally slain in a fatal assassination

the endless parade of superstar rappers being assassinated to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180226)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse Stubborn Gunner Nibblets

the”eggs mcmuffin” joke format. it’s one of the few xoisms that i regularly use with my wife because it gets an lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180289)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Aggressive windowlicker rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180310)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: smoky heady reading party

"Oh, Harold!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180469)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181467)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: Coral Piazza Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180951)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Dashing bat-shit-crazy codepig

I say "pick up some Millers Lite for the lake" joke to my friends all the time and they love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181834)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: cerebral bearded senate

whatever happened to "I'm a refrigerator, I am very cold. Whoosh."

also, lol @ your life, no frog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180342)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181468)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Flesh theatre elastic band

nigger faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181472)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Burgundy trust fund property

Costco’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180511)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49195969)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: Orange impressive toilet seat round eye

When there's a 100+ post thread about someone dying horrifically in public, and then a poster asks if they're ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180958)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: Ungodly institution

Chicago vs. NYC. Prestigious luxe condos, Lake Michigan yacht parties, Gold Coast, the underground, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180977)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring chestnut headpube

phoenix and las vegas as jewels of the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180978)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:31 AM
Author: judgmental blood rage yarmulke

Adding "mo" as a suffix to any word to indicate that the person is a fan/expert/purveyor of that thing.

Trumpmo

Lawmo

Fishingmo

Etc.

I use this with my wife IRL and now she says it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180983)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: electric wrinkle

I hate that shit, one of the gayest things to come out of this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181262)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Flesh theatre elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181267)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Ungodly institution

stfu fagmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181269)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: judgmental blood rage yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49182329)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Bonkers forum

(maf quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181316)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Coral Piazza Famous Landscape Painting

says the pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181768)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: demanding slimy brunch

Peterman's hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180988)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Ungodly institution

Imagine the smell. sewer skunks / brunchfarters and talking about the disgusting nature of professional white women gastrointestinal processes in general, particularly jewish pear shaped women wearing suitskirts who work at law firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181258)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Ungodly institution

BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181259)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Ungodly institution

butthold vs. butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181273)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: High-end Bistre Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181780)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Ungodly institution

there is nuance involved in the distinction tbf. butthole is specifically just the hole in your butt. Butthold includes the larger surrounding area within the buttcheeks but outside the actual butthole (i.e. - Box's brown areas). it's like a stonghold, except it's a butthold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181893)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: High-end Bistre Philosopher-king

I think we can agree that the butthold must be groundered, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181905)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Coral Piazza Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181980)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Ungodly institution

yes, but the groundering of said butthold encompasses the larger butthold region vs. just the butthole itself. regardless will smell like burrito shit unless an attempt to mask it with some sort of low end fruity spray is applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Ungodly institution

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181276)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181321)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: bipolar tanning salon rigpig

Earl MAF at Luis's Volt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181308)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Ungodly institution

Peak heterosexual behavior being fully nude male bodybuilding competition that involves male on male sexual exercises as part of the training ritual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181429)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Flesh theatre elastic band

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181463)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Coral Piazza Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181772)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Fragrant jet hall tattoo

baiting julia tp to poast a lingerie pic by calling her hot or ugly in a thread title

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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Very tactful masturbator selfie

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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Bonkers forum

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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Domesticated twinkling marketing idea

I always lol at Julia malapropism threads/poasts

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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Aggressive windowlicker rehab



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: obsidian haunting lodge karate

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