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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine field pisswyrm



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: insecure sapphire alpha boiling water



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Laughsome Fat Ankles Office



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: coiffed community account stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20775923)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Impertinent Coral Church

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Impertinent Coral Church

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#32515133)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Stimulating Brindle Juggernaut

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: glittery violent factory reset button

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: metal maniacal multi-billionaire marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#22407674)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: metal maniacal multi-billionaire marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#22407677)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: out-of-control philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#25818411)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: hateful senate mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778653)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Copper arrogant library



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: hateful senate mad-dog skullcap



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20788045)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship legend

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20788070)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: internet-worthy coffee pot

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: histrionic unhinged space potus

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: pink wrinkle

(jjc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#34192189)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: low-t box office hissy fit

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#38136974)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: High-end vengeful hall dysfunction

jfc JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#38136985)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: vivacious orange twinkling uncleanness

lol jjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#38137144)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: doobsian disturbing police squad parlour

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: passionate free-loading sandwich

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Seedy Candlestick Maker

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: High-end vengeful hall dysfunction



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Titillating patrolman location

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant private investor

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: cracking alcoholic hunting ground

I spit out my night casein shake

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle confused half-breed cumskin



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Puce razzle sweet tailpipe casino

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: vigorous crotch

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Primrose Heaven



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Elite stag film toilet seat

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: iridescent athletic conference

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: exciting lodge

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: hateful senate mad-dog skullcap



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: bright becky



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: cream floppy spot idiot



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: Cordovan lay mad cow disease

180

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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Deranged school cafeteria rigpig



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: jade haunted graveyard locus

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: exciting lodge

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: pink wrinkle



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: internet-worthy coffee pot



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: hot boistinker

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Supple Peach Newt Water Buffalo

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Big-titted temple

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: hateful senate mad-dog skullcap

epic

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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: exciting lodge



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Bonkers fragrant stage round eye

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: bearded demanding hospital psychic



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: hateful senate mad-dog skullcap

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: costumed sanctuary

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: arousing nofapping incel



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: out-of-control philosopher-king

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: motley apoplectic dog poop

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: frum adventurous headpube garrison



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: hateful senate mad-dog skullcap

18000000000000000

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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: green parlor azn

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Slate death wish queen of the night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shimmering gay wizard



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Curious Place Of Business



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Excitant piazza

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Curious Place Of Business

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: indigo corner partner

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: hateful senate mad-dog skullcap



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Diverse well-lubricated ticket booth

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: vibrant internal respiration brunch



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: hot boistinker

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: hateful senate mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: High-end vengeful hall dysfunction



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Rose cerebral toaster

Xo HOF poast

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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Startled stirring point kitty cat



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling public bath wagecucks



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: concupiscible hairy legs abode



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: concupiscible hairy legs abode



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: hateful senate mad-dog skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: jet pit

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Marvelous tank



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: concupiscible hairy legs abode



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: vibrant internal respiration brunch



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: jet pit



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: concupiscible hairy legs abode



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: low-t box office hissy fit

JJJohnsmeyer

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: concupiscible hairy legs abode



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Comical hyperactive international law enforcement agency bawdyhouse



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: High-end vengeful hall dysfunction



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Hideous wonderful nursing home elastic band

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating halford



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating halford



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating halford



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: concupiscible hairy legs abode



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Author: blue site



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
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