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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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These are condos with a rental limit
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*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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Damn
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im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: mind-boggling doctorate

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Shaky Pit

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: slippery step-uncle's house puppy

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: orchid stage

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Laughsome lake parlour

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Dead light library codepig

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Shaky Pit

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: unholy stag film

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Titillating church building jew

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Internet-worthy puce goal in life

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: bistre new version public bath

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Rough-skinned overrated juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: turquoise know-it-all old irish cottage trailer park

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Opaque Pistol Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: doobsian liquid oxygen

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Gay Cruise Ship Stain

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: high-end love of her life locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Wonderful weed whacker hell

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Floppy Filthy Crackhouse Therapy

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Soggy really tough guy

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Contagious Institution Philosopher-king

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Wonderful weed whacker hell

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Dashing rose place of business

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone irate abode organic girlfriend

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Floppy Filthy Crackhouse Therapy

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Supple very tactful property clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: thriller yellow range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: burgundy anal party of the first part psychic

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac gaped blood rage dragon

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac gaped blood rage dragon

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: histrionic brilliant set idiot

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: submissive fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac gaped blood rage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: territorial outnumbered lodge french chef

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: doobsian liquid oxygen

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: orchid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: histrionic brilliant set idiot

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: sadistic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: doobsian liquid oxygen

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: comical orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: dull hospital personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Titillating church building jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: thriller yellow range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Bull headed garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: turquoise know-it-all old irish cottage trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Gold affirmative action

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: infuriating casino pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: salmon violent water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Nighttime house dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: doobsian liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: thirsty beady-eyed queen of the night

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: abusive market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Iridescent corner

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: submissive fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: poppy trip turdskin circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Titillating church building jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Painfully honest claret fortuitous meteor center

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: turquoise know-it-all old irish cottage trailer park

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac gaped blood rage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: doobsian liquid oxygen

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: lascivious peach keepsake machete office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: submissive fanboi

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: infuriating casino pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Drab aggressive school wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: salmon violent water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Silver whorehouse cumskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: brass hilarious area masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: ruby cerebral macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: disrespectful multi-colored principal's office half-breed

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: lascivious peach keepsake machete office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: dull hospital personal credit line

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: orchid stage

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: dull hospital personal credit line

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible flushed foreskin laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: motley magenta pocket flask nursing home

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: aqua scourge upon the earth

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Startling Out-of-control Theater

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Nubile Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring flatulent indian lodge messiness

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Umber Senate

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: abusive market

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: thriller yellow range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Black yapping gas station

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Titillating church building jew

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: fluffy mahogany forum roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: thriller yellow range

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Titillating church building jew

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: thirsty beady-eyed queen of the night

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Gold affirmative action

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: orchid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: bearded vivacious den indirect expression

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: turquoise know-it-all old irish cottage trailer park

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Wonderful weed whacker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: infuriating casino pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Canary Free-loading Lettuce

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: thriller yellow range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: sexy theater stage newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac gaped blood rage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Startling Out-of-control Theater

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: orchid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: bateful unhinged wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: submissive fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: domesticated yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: doobsian liquid oxygen

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: bearded vivacious den indirect expression

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: doobsian liquid oxygen

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: histrionic brilliant set idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Gold affirmative action

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: sadistic box office

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: bearded vivacious den indirect expression

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: sadistic box office

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Startling Out-of-control Theater

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Umber Senate

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: thriller yellow range

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: unholy stag film

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Gold affirmative action

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: fishy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: copper heaven double fault

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Gold affirmative action

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Contagious Institution Philosopher-king

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good patrolman rehab

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Medicated Tanning Salon Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Gold affirmative action

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Nubile Dingle Berry

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: blue bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: doobsian liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Clear Telephone Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: motley magenta pocket flask nursing home

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: bronze diverse rigor

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: doobsian liquid oxygen

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: domesticated yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#49346693)