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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)
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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM Author: electric jap People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49147761) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM Author: motley dysfunction university ?.
You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?
The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.
It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.
I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..
I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.
The chopsticks are just part of the show.
Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.
The chopsticks... they mock me.
This is fine. |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM Author: electric jap https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150322) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM Author: Honey-headed Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150500) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM Author: Massive ceo heaven RIP Boooom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150620) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM Author: Spruce sandwich rip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150805) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM Author: motley dysfunction university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151815) |
Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM Author: Hot tan kitchen "teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149459) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: fear-inspiring lime hospital pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150349) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM Author: electric jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150318) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM Author: Exciting stage reading party I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150324) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM Author: electric jap It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150331) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Odious obsidian ticket booth its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150339) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM Author: jade laughsome faggot firefighter As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150347) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Odious obsidian ticket booth yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150362) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM Author: Odious obsidian ticket booth DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150337) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM Author: electric jap ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150338) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: jade laughsome faggot firefighter That's true, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150348) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: fear-inspiring lime hospital pervert Unnnnghhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150351) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM Author: electric jap Sick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150356) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Odious obsidian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150363) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM Author: Arousing garrison Evan is a bottom iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150461) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM Author: Sinister Hell Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150353) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Odious obsidian ticket booth ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons
nowags had rice but didnt use spoons
actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Spruce sandwich strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150807) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM Author: electric jap I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150428) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM Author: Arousing garrison She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC
U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM Author: electric jap Hdy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150465) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM Author: buff sanctuary deer antler Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150450) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM Author: Cyan zombie-like church building yarmulke if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150481) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM Author: Titillating Slap-happy Abode Volcanic Crater Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150536) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM Author: Adventurous glassy pozpig azn Titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150542) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM Author: electric jap How can you defend chopsticks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150555) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM Author: Titillating Slap-happy Abode Volcanic Crater Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.
Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.
(100% Irish btw) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: electric jap Hmmm interesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151394) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM Author: racy station idea he suggested whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150558) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM Author: Titillating Slap-happy Abode Volcanic Crater Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150616) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM Author: deep den https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150655) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM Author: infuriating theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150656) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM Author: bateful onyx milk base it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150658) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM Author: Vibrant slate pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150665) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM Author: trip godawful mood national He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150803) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: electric jap ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151396) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Bonkers flushed space *slams piano lid shut* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151922) |