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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
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Dun selfie stock car
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multi-colored shivering french chef
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
stimulating milky sandwich jap
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Curious Halford Church
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Diverse Flesh Pit
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
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Diverse Flesh Pit
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
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Diverse Flesh Pit
  12/17/25
Incredible
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
boom lives
Trip slap-happy space place of business
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
stimulating milky sandwich jap
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
elite lodge coldplay fan
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
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Diverse Flesh Pit
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
wmtp
Metal home
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Gold Office
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Gold Office
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Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Gold Office
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
thriller aquamarine patrolman dingle berry
  12/17/25
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Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
evan39
swashbuckling toaster garrison
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Dun selfie stock car
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
floppy dull faggot firefighter gas station
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
floppy dull faggot firefighter gas station
  12/17/25
who are you
Trip slap-happy space place of business
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
floppy dull faggot firefighter gas station
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Trip slap-happy space place of business
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
swashbuckling toaster garrison
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Cream beady-eyed codepig laser beams
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
floppy dull faggot firefighter gas station
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
floppy dull faggot firefighter gas station
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
floppy dull faggot firefighter gas station
  12/18/25
whokobe
Trip slap-happy space place of business
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
thriller aquamarine patrolman dingle berry
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
thriller aquamarine patrolman dingle berry
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Chest-beating clear mother lettuce
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Trip slap-happy space place of business
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Chest-beating clear mother lettuce
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Trip slap-happy space place of business
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Chest-beating clear mother lettuce
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Curious Halford Church
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Chest-beating clear mother lettuce
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
amethyst location
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Curious Halford Church
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
mewling base really tough guy
  12/18/25
Stfu
Curious Halford Church
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Poppy exciting tanning salon
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
bright nubile roast beef regret
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Demanding Fanboi Personal Credit Line
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Curious Halford Church
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
sinister marvelous mexican
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Curious Halford Church
  12/18/25
Thanks.
amethyst location
  12/18/25
Boom
brass passionate nowag stag film
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glittery foreskin
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Dun selfie stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: multi-colored shivering french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: stimulating milky sandwich jap

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Diverse Flesh Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Diverse Flesh Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Diverse Flesh Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Trip slap-happy space place of business

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: stimulating milky sandwich jap

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: elite lodge coldplay fan

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Diverse Flesh Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Metal home

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Gold Office

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Gold Office

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Gold Office

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: thriller aquamarine patrolman dingle berry

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling toaster garrison

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Dun selfie stock car

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: floppy dull faggot firefighter gas station

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: floppy dull faggot firefighter gas station

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Trip slap-happy space place of business

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: floppy dull faggot firefighter gas station

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Trip slap-happy space place of business

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling toaster garrison

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Cream beady-eyed codepig laser beams

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: floppy dull faggot firefighter gas station

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: floppy dull faggot firefighter gas station

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: floppy dull faggot firefighter gas station

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Trip slap-happy space place of business

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: thriller aquamarine patrolman dingle berry

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: thriller aquamarine patrolman dingle berry

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Chest-beating clear mother lettuce

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Trip slap-happy space place of business

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Chest-beating clear mother lettuce

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Trip slap-happy space place of business

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating clear mother lettuce

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Chest-beating clear mother lettuce

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: amethyst location

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Curious Halford Church

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: mewling base really tough guy

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Poppy exciting tanning salon

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: bright nubile roast beef regret

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Demanding Fanboi Personal Credit Line

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: sinister marvelous mexican

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Curious Halford Church

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: amethyst location

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: brass passionate nowag stag film

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: glittery foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519546)