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How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

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Maize jap
  12/18/25
710K
bronze disrespectful love of her life
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Maize jap
  12/18/25
yea
bronze disrespectful love of her life
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Maize jap
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
irradiated turquoise whorehouse roast beef
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Cerise Sanctuary
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
irradiated turquoise whorehouse roast beef
  12/18/25
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aromatic stock car
  12/18/25
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Thirsty indigo public bath hairy legs
  12/19/25
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Insecure ultramarine people who are hurt church building
  12/19/25
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wonderful carnelian reading party
  12/19/25
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amethyst stimulating cuckold garrison
  12/20/25
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mind-boggling mentally impaired pit halford
  12/21/25
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copper turdskin
  12/21/25
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Spruce macaca azn
  12/21/25
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Umber trailer park
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
seedy laughsome hissy fit rehab
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Maize jap
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
seedy laughsome hissy fit rehab
  12/18/25
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Thirsty indigo public bath hairy legs
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Electric stag film tattoo
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Bat Shit Crazy Razzle-dazzle Site
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Electric stag film tattoo
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Maize jap
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Transparent candlestick maker
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Electric stag film tattoo
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Marvelous piazza
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Marvelous piazza
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Marvelous piazza
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
crusty at-the-ready market haunted graveyard
  12/18/25
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bronze disrespectful love of her life
  12/18/25
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twinkling sticky pervert friendly grandma
  12/19/25
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Underhanded coffee pot
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Thirsty indigo public bath hairy legs
  12/19/25
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fragrant base
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
heady azure puppy mother
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Marvelous piazza
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
heady azure puppy mother
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
sepia cowardly famous landscape painting
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
heady azure puppy mother
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Hairraiser honey-headed elastic band
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Thirsty indigo public bath hairy legs
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Orchid Bespoke Mexican Yarmulke
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Thirsty indigo public bath hairy legs
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
olive forum
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
twinkling sticky pervert friendly grandma
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Misanthropic startling church travel guidebook
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Crimson big ticket booth
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
crusty at-the-ready market haunted graveyard
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Cobalt Liquid Oxygen
  12/18/25
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Soggy Therapy
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
heady azure puppy mother
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Maize jap
  12/18/25
I am atty.
heady azure puppy mother
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Maize jap
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Marvelous piazza
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
balding kitty property
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
balding kitty property
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
lascivious know-it-all brethren
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
balding kitty property
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
excitant factory reset button gunner
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Thirsty indigo public bath hairy legs
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
excitant factory reset button gunner
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
heady azure puppy mother
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
excitant factory reset button gunner
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
heady azure puppy mother
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
mind-boggling mentally impaired pit halford
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
heady azure puppy mother
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
contagious queen of the night
  12/22/25
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contagious queen of the night
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
contagious queen of the night
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
excitant factory reset button gunner
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
crusty at-the-ready market haunted graveyard
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
Soggy Therapy
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
crusty at-the-ready market haunted graveyard
  12/18/25
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wonderful carnelian reading party
  12/19/25
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Thirsty indigo public bath hairy legs
  12/19/25
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contagious queen of the night
  12/22/25
not enough.
twinkling sticky pervert friendly grandma
  12/18/25
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vigorous sapphire striped hyena senate
  12/20/25
little under $6M
sick offensive orchestra pit rigpig
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Marvelous piazza
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
irradiated turquoise whorehouse roast beef
  12/18/25
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pea-brained out-of-control corn cake
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olive forum
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
sick offensive orchestra pit rigpig
  12/19/25
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grizzly hell
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Bearded athletic conference
  12/18/25
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aromatic stock car
  12/18/25
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twinkling sticky pervert friendly grandma
  12/18/25
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cream massive national nibblets
  12/20/25
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Spruce macaca azn
  12/21/25
-$184K
confused area pistol
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
slap-happy lodge main people
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Racy lilac persian sex offender
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Insecure ultramarine people who are hurt church building
  12/19/25
low-200s
primrose bisexual windowlicker
  12/18/25
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salmon school cafeteria
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Misunderstood twisted theatre
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
vermilion menage mental disorder
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
chest-beating rigor
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Vengeful Degenerate Gas Station
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
chest-beating rigor
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Umber trailer park
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Vengeful Degenerate Gas Station
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Misanthropic startling church travel guidebook
  12/19/25
thank you
Vengeful Degenerate Gas Station
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Rough-skinned regret partner
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
dull cerebral jew state
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Soul-stirring jewess
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
dead mischievous native wrinkle
  12/19/25
what happened
Insecure ultramarine people who are hurt church building
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
dead mischievous native wrinkle
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
wonderful carnelian reading party
  12/19/25
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Maize jap
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Sooty Vibrant Private Investor
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
fragrant base
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
bull headed goal in life
  12/20/25
~$900k
Orchid Bespoke Mexican Yarmulke
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
geriatric round eye sneaky criminal
  12/19/25
Wow.
vigorous sapphire striped hyena senate
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
twinkling sticky pervert friendly grandma
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
geriatric round eye sneaky criminal
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
twinkling sticky pervert friendly grandma
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
geriatric round eye sneaky criminal
  12/19/25
lol
startled passionate faggot firefighter wagecucks
  12/19/25
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twinkling sticky pervert friendly grandma
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Misanthropic startling church travel guidebook
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Sable Newt
  12/19/25
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Misanthropic startling church travel guidebook
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
lascivious know-it-all brethren
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
Aquamarine Community Account
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
internet-worthy orange locus
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
Aquamarine Community Account
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Sable Newt
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Umber trailer park
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
cream massive national nibblets
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
adventurous deer antler
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Provocative big-titted crackhouse
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
adventurous deer antler
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
chest-beating rigor
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
adventurous deer antler
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
bronze disrespectful love of her life
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
contagious queen of the night
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
adventurous deer antler
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
sick offensive orchestra pit rigpig
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Provocative big-titted crackhouse
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
vigorous sapphire striped hyena senate
  12/20/25
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Maize jap
  12/20/25
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bronze disrespectful love of her life
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
amethyst stimulating cuckold garrison
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
vermilion menage mental disorder
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Vivacious chrome business firm party of the first part
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Vivacious chrome business firm party of the first part
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Vivacious chrome business firm party of the first part
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Nudist Location Cumskin
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
sienna apoplectic sound barrier blood rage
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Nudist Location Cumskin
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Maize jap
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
heady azure puppy mother
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Nudist Location Cumskin
  12/21/25
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heady azure puppy mother
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Aquamarine Community Account
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
sepia cowardly famous landscape painting
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
appetizing glassy nursing home generalized bond
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
heady azure puppy mother
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
heady azure puppy mother
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Maize jap
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Maize jap
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Maize jap
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Maize jap
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Maize jap
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
light motley boiling water faggotry
  12/21/25
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copper turdskin
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
curious saffron stead indirect expression
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
greedy weed whacker library
  12/21/25
180 last note
excitant factory reset button gunner
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
sienna apoplectic sound barrier blood rage
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
heady azure puppy mother
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Bat Shit Crazy Razzle-dazzle Site
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
sienna apoplectic sound barrier blood rage
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Disturbing yapping cuck background story
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Hairless flickering principal's office mad-dog skullcap
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Spruce macaca azn
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
bronze disrespectful love of her life
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Aquamarine Community Account
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Disturbing yapping cuck background story
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
vigorous sapphire striped hyena senate
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
bronze disrespectful love of her life
  12/23/25
cap gains
lascivious know-it-all brethren
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
bronze disrespectful love of her life
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
vigorous sapphire striped hyena senate
  12/25/25
~$500k
appetizing glassy nursing home generalized bond
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Maize jap



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: bronze disrespectful love of her life

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Maize jap

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: bronze disrespectful love of her life

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Maize jap

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: irradiated turquoise whorehouse roast beef

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Cerise Sanctuary

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: irradiated turquoise whorehouse roast beef

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Thirsty indigo public bath hairy legs



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Insecure ultramarine people who are hurt church building



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: wonderful carnelian reading party



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling mentally impaired pit halford



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: copper turdskin



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Spruce macaca azn



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Umber trailer park



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: seedy laughsome hissy fit rehab

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Maize jap

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: seedy laughsome hissy fit rehab

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Thirsty indigo public bath hairy legs



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Electric stag film tattoo

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Razzle-dazzle Site

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Electric stag film tattoo

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Maize jap

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Transparent candlestick maker

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522472)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Electric stag film tattoo

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: crusty at-the-ready market haunted graveyard

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: bronze disrespectful love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: twinkling sticky pervert friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Underhanded coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Thirsty indigo public bath hairy legs

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: fragrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: heady azure puppy mother

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: heady azure puppy mother

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: sepia cowardly famous landscape painting

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: heady azure puppy mother

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser honey-headed elastic band

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Thirsty indigo public bath hairy legs

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Orchid Bespoke Mexican Yarmulke

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Thirsty indigo public bath hairy legs

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: olive forum

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: twinkling sticky pervert friendly grandma

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Misanthropic startling church travel guidebook

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Crimson big ticket booth

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: crusty at-the-ready market haunted graveyard

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Cobalt Liquid Oxygen

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Soggy Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: heady azure puppy mother

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Maize jap

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: heady azure puppy mother

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Maize jap

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: balding kitty property

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: balding kitty property

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: lascivious know-it-all brethren

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: balding kitty property

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: excitant factory reset button gunner

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Thirsty indigo public bath hairy legs

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: excitant factory reset button gunner

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: heady azure puppy mother

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: excitant factory reset button gunner

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: heady azure puppy mother

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling mentally impaired pit halford

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: heady azure puppy mother

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: contagious queen of the night

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: contagious queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: contagious queen of the night

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: excitant factory reset button gunner

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: crusty at-the-ready market haunted graveyard

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Soggy Therapy

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: crusty at-the-ready market haunted graveyard

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: wonderful carnelian reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Thirsty indigo public bath hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: contagious queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: twinkling sticky pervert friendly grandma

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: vigorous sapphire striped hyena senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: sick offensive orchestra pit rigpig

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: irradiated turquoise whorehouse roast beef

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: pea-brained out-of-control corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: olive forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: sick offensive orchestra pit rigpig

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: grizzly hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Bearded athletic conference

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: aromatic stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: twinkling sticky pervert friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: cream massive national nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Spruce macaca azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: confused area pistol

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: slap-happy lodge main people

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Racy lilac persian sex offender

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Insecure ultramarine people who are hurt church building

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: primrose bisexual windowlicker

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: salmon school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Misunderstood twisted theatre

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: vermilion menage mental disorder

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: chest-beating rigor

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Vengeful Degenerate Gas Station

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: chest-beating rigor

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Umber trailer park

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Vengeful Degenerate Gas Station

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic startling church travel guidebook

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Vengeful Degenerate Gas Station

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Rough-skinned regret partner

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: dull cerebral jew state

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring jewess

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: dead mischievous native wrinkle

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Insecure ultramarine people who are hurt church building

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: dead mischievous native wrinkle

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: wonderful carnelian reading party

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Maize jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Sooty Vibrant Private Investor

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: fragrant base

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: bull headed goal in life

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Orchid Bespoke Mexican Yarmulke

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: geriatric round eye sneaky criminal

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: vigorous sapphire striped hyena senate

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: twinkling sticky pervert friendly grandma

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: geriatric round eye sneaky criminal

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: twinkling sticky pervert friendly grandma

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: geriatric round eye sneaky criminal

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: startled passionate faggot firefighter wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: twinkling sticky pervert friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Misanthropic startling church travel guidebook

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Sable Newt

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic startling church travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: lascivious know-it-all brethren

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Aquamarine Community Account

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: internet-worthy orange locus

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Aquamarine Community Account

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Sable Newt

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Umber trailer park

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: cream massive national nibblets

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: adventurous deer antler

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Provocative big-titted crackhouse

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: adventurous deer antler

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: chest-beating rigor

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: adventurous deer antler

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: bronze disrespectful love of her life

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: contagious queen of the night

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: adventurous deer antler

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: sick offensive orchestra pit rigpig

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Provocative big-titted crackhouse

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: vigorous sapphire striped hyena senate

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Maize jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: bronze disrespectful love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: amethyst stimulating cuckold garrison

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: vermilion menage mental disorder

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Vivacious chrome business firm party of the first part

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Vivacious chrome business firm party of the first part

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Vivacious chrome business firm party of the first part

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Nudist Location Cumskin

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: sienna apoplectic sound barrier blood rage

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Nudist Location Cumskin

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Maize jap

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: heady azure puppy mother

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Nudist Location Cumskin

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: heady azure puppy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Aquamarine Community Account

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: sepia cowardly famous landscape painting

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: appetizing glassy nursing home generalized bond

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: heady azure puppy mother

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: heady azure puppy mother

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Maize jap

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Maize jap

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Maize jap

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Maize jap

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Maize jap

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: light motley boiling water faggotry

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: copper turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: curious saffron stead indirect expression

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: greedy weed whacker library

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: excitant factory reset button gunner

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: sienna apoplectic sound barrier blood rage

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: heady azure puppy mother

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Useless Titillating School Scourge Upon The Earth

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Razzle-dazzle Site

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: sienna apoplectic sound barrier blood rage

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Disturbing yapping cuck background story

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Hairless flickering principal's office mad-dog skullcap

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Spruce macaca azn

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: bronze disrespectful love of her life

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Aquamarine Community Account

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Disturbing yapping cuck background story

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: vigorous sapphire striped hyena senate

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: bronze disrespectful love of her life

whats the other 35%

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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: lascivious know-it-all brethren

cap gains

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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: bronze disrespectful love of her life

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: vigorous sapphire striped hyena senate

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: appetizing glassy nursing home generalized bond

~$500k

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