I took this to a dark park parking lot, popped my trunk and proceeded to stand there in the cold shoveling this shit into my face. I conquered the burger, then started on the Cheese Fries. I couldn't take those all down right then so I reached for the next container. It was the Alice Springs chicken. I almost vomited, but I didn't. There's more to this tale.

After gnawing through the Sirloin, I ate the green beans. My hands are just covered in slop at this point. It's freezing cold. I grabbed a sweatshirt from my trunk to wipe my hands on and begin to circle the parking lot.

I did 2 laps then came back for what I started. Having captured my second wind, I got through the Alice Springs and finished the Cheese Fries. Thinking to myself, 'hey, you've got this, 1 app and 1 salad to go with the mash.' Well, I don't know about you, but when you've eaten an Outback Cheese Fries and 3 entrees, the last thing you want to see is cold Bloomin' Onion. I managed a couple of bites and drank the container of sauce, but I knew I was done. No salad for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2)#24805756)

"Drank the container of sauce"

TYFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2)#24805794)

Still, hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2)#24806005)

http://i.imgur.com/kEh9gBz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2)#24806080)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2)#24806095)

Now, working your way up counterclockwise, you can see the crumbs from the cheese fries order. Last, at the top of the picture, is the container that held the double burger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2)#24806102)

Nice try fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2)#24806123)

I guess most of us xoxoers are a little fucked up in some way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2)#24806285)

go with god, fatass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2)#24808677)

http://www.outback.com/menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2)#24810176)

180 overall. I've never descended to this sort of dark place, though I have been close after some serious casino losses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2)#24814890)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2)#24814953)

322 Ridge Pike, Conshohocken, PA 19428?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2)#41527832)

I want to live vicariously through your unfathomable gluttony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2)#47480455)