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The Football Star - Inspired by Johnsmeyer
| white ratface mad-dog skullcap | 09/05/25 |
| white ratface mad-dog skullcap | 09/05/25 |
| Peach disgusting kitty | 09/06/25 |
| Autistic crackhouse | 09/06/25 |
| white ratface mad-dog skullcap | 09/05/25 |
| white ratface mad-dog skullcap | 09/05/25 |
| white ratface mad-dog skullcap | 09/05/25 |
| white ratface mad-dog skullcap | 09/05/25 |
| white ratface mad-dog skullcap | 09/06/25 |
| cracking self-absorbed national goal in life | 09/06/25 |
| territorial provocative useless brakes | 09/06/25 |
| curious digit ratio | 09/06/25 |
| white ratface mad-dog skullcap | 09/06/25 |
| white ratface mad-dog skullcap | 09/06/25 |
| white ratface mad-dog skullcap | 09/06/25 |
| chandler (retired) | 09/13/25 |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:19 PM Author: white ratface mad-dog skullcap https://suno.com/song/13722857-fa3d-49cb-8645-9eefdedfd1e5
Met her during my first week at college It was love at first sight Kicked my roommate out the dorm room So she could stay the night
Introduced her to my mom and dad And all my friends at home Changed my Facebook relationship status But I really shoulda known
We went to a fraternity party Even walked in hand in hand But then a 6 foot 4 guy came in Was he a rockstar in a band?
No, it was our school’s starting quarterback Perfect smile and teeth Charming and he’s famous too He even beat Bama last week.
He looked my girl in the eye Pushed me out of the way He kissed her right on the lips And said “who is this guy is he gay?”
My girlfriend fucked a football star Like I wasn’t even there Went upstairs to the bedroom And she came down with messed up hair
Oh my god what do I do? Do I end this here? Or is this a funny story That my children will hear.
My girlfriend fucked a football star Like I wasn’t even there Went upstairs to the bedroom And she came down with messed up hair
She didn’t say sorry to me Then didn’t return my calls She then texted me “we need a break” “A short relationship pause”
My girlfriend fucked a football star Like I wasn’t even there Went upstairs to the bedroom And she came down with messed up hair
Is it cause I’m 5 foot 9 and he is 6 foot 4? I thought we had a real thing going But then she showed me quickly the door
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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:37 PM Author: white ratface mad-dog skullcap Fuck you all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49239091) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Peach disgusting kitty you're a shitty poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49240314) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:57 AM Author: Autistic crackhouse He’s a good poaster. Let him poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49240322) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: white ratface mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49239154) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:29 PM Author: white ratface mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49239413) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 7:07 PM Author: white ratface mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49239784) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: white ratface mad-dog skullcap Bumping until someone listens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49240057) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:42 AM Author: white ratface mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49240299) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:47 AM Author: cracking self-absorbed national goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49240307) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:54 AM Author: territorial provocative useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49240318) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: curious digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49240319) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 10:51 AM Author: white ratface mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49240752) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: white ratface mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49241085) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:01 PM Author: white ratface mad-dog skullcap This chorus is a banger and I hate you all for not liking this song (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49242171) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: chandler (retired) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770140&forum_id=2)#49265212) |