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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Multi-colored party of the first part
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Balding citrine chad
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Multi-colored party of the first part
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Balding citrine chad
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Multi-colored party of the first part
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Magenta really tough guy
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Multi-colored party of the first part
  07/06/25
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marvelous liquid oxygen library
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Exciting Water Buffalo Parlour
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frum cerise people who are hurt brunch
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Magenta really tough guy
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idiotic rehab
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Light startling national mother
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Peach Irradiated French Chef
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Tan Pit
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hilarious pontificating senate stain
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Beady-eyed Territorial Hell Shitlib
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Burgundy cracking dragon lay
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honey-headed supple sneaky criminal
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Chest-beating Saffron Therapy Corner
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buff outnumbered sanctuary dog poop
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Razzle-dazzle bat shit crazy electric furnace crotch
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lilac diverse nursing home ratface
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
frum cerise people who are hurt brunch
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Balding citrine chad
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
frum cerise people who are hurt brunch
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Multi-colored party of the first part
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
frum cerise people who are hurt brunch
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Balding citrine chad
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Multi-colored party of the first part
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
frum cerise people who are hurt brunch
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
cruel-hearted grizzly forum boiling water
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
frum cerise people who are hurt brunch
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Fluffy Garnet Property
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
galvanic lime blood rage idea he suggested
  07/06/25
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lilac diverse nursing home ratface
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Light startling national mother
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
white parlor potus
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Yellow metal field
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Tan Pit
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
stimulating geriatric piazza incel
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Multi-colored party of the first part
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
cruel-hearted grizzly forum boiling water
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Multi-colored party of the first part
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
stimulating geriatric piazza incel
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
cruel-hearted grizzly forum boiling water
  07/07/25
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Beady-eyed Territorial Hell Shitlib
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
stimulating geriatric piazza incel
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Yellow metal field
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
cruel-hearted grizzly forum boiling water
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Beady-eyed Territorial Hell Shitlib
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
stimulating geriatric piazza incel
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Beady-eyed Territorial Hell Shitlib
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
stimulating geriatric piazza incel
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Beady-eyed Territorial Hell Shitlib
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
stimulating geriatric piazza incel
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
stimulating geriatric piazza incel
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Light startling national mother
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Beady-eyed Territorial Hell Shitlib
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Multi-colored party of the first part
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
green base weed whacker
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frum cerise people who are hurt brunch
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Beady-eyed Territorial Hell Shitlib
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Multi-colored party of the first part
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Translucent sick travel guidebook doctorate
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Chest-beating Saffron Therapy Corner
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Multi-colored party of the first part
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
dashing filthpig
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored party of the first part



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Balding citrine chad

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored party of the first part

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Balding citrine chad

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored party of the first part

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Magenta really tough guy

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored party of the first part

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: marvelous liquid oxygen library



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Exciting Water Buffalo Parlour

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: frum cerise people who are hurt brunch



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Magenta really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: idiotic rehab



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Light startling national mother



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Peach Irradiated French Chef



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Tan Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: hilarious pontificating senate stain



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Territorial Hell Shitlib



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Burgundy cracking dragon lay



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: honey-headed supple sneaky criminal



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Chest-beating Saffron Therapy Corner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: buff outnumbered sanctuary dog poop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bat shit crazy electric furnace crotch



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: lilac diverse nursing home ratface



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: frum cerise people who are hurt brunch

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Balding citrine chad

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: frum cerise people who are hurt brunch

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored party of the first part

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: frum cerise people who are hurt brunch

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Balding citrine chad

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored party of the first part

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: frum cerise people who are hurt brunch

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: cruel-hearted grizzly forum boiling water

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: frum cerise people who are hurt brunch

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Fluffy Garnet Property

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: galvanic lime blood rage idea he suggested

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: lilac diverse nursing home ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Light startling national mother

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: white parlor potus

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Yellow metal field

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Tan Pit

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: stimulating geriatric piazza incel

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Multi-colored party of the first part

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: cruel-hearted grizzly forum boiling water

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored party of the first part

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: stimulating geriatric piazza incel

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: cruel-hearted grizzly forum boiling water

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Territorial Hell Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: stimulating geriatric piazza incel

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Yellow metal field

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: cruel-hearted grizzly forum boiling water

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Territorial Hell Shitlib

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: stimulating geriatric piazza incel

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Territorial Hell Shitlib

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: stimulating geriatric piazza incel

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Territorial Hell Shitlib

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: stimulating geriatric piazza incel

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: stimulating geriatric piazza incel

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Light startling national mother



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Territorial Hell Shitlib

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored party of the first part



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: green base weed whacker

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: frum cerise people who are hurt brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Territorial Hell Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Translucent sick travel guidebook doctorate

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Chest-beating Saffron Therapy Corner

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored party of the first part



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: dashing filthpig

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099235)