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Cowgod, I might sell my Switch 2 already
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Date: December 8th, 2025 5:30 AM Author: pea-brained learning disabled factory reset button I didn't even make it through the new system setup before I threw it down in disgust. Simply put, the screen is atrocious. It looks so incredibly bad next to the Switch Oled, and that's just colors and blacks. Apparently it's the absolute worst of the worst in terms of response time.
https://www.techspot.com/article/3006-nintendo-switch-2-display/
I haven't even gotten that far though because the colors and blacks are disqualifying.
I feel like this is the one true achilles heel you should be targeting because it's so much worse than No Games. No Games can be rationalized away...they can try to parade Metroid and Donkey Kong around as killer apps, or appeal to the possibility of Some Games being made at some undefined future time. And the absolute state of the Switch 2 library isn't in-your-face malicious, because people might be hard at work on games with the best of intentions.
The screen, on the other hand, is set in stone. It's right in front of you, everyone can see it, and everyone knows how bad it is from sight alone. And the raw technical data bacls that up, and any Nintendo fan who buys a Switch 2 is swallowing an instant downgrade in screen quality. It can't be gainsaid as an innocent mistake or engineers failing despite meaning well. No, it's malevelant, gross, and capitalistic. The only reason to sell you a Switch 2 with a shitty screen, when they can already make a Switch 1 with a good screen, is to sell you a Switch 2 with a better screen later. This is the ugly side of Nintendo, the side that tries to patent "monster summoning" mechanics that were around long before pokemon. The side of Nintendo that views its fans as rubes to be exploited.
This cuts so much deeper than No Games, and you really can't let them off the hook. |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: 180 demanding background story Great post and important, needs to be stickied (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49507342) |
Date: December 8th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: Sapphire Candlestick Maker I just keep mine Docked because the display is so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49493155) |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: concupiscible bat-shit-crazy haunted graveyard circlehead The Display is Fine. And yes, I know OLED screens on Handheld Consoles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49493215) |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 9:29 AM Author: canary frum weed whacker With all due respect they had to hit the $450 price point in order to satisfy their impoverished Redditor fanbase. There’s a reason the Switch 1 is associated with the soyjack. $450 is like an iPhone SE or something. You get the point. Men of learning with Engineering awareness should just keep the Switch 1 for handheld and Switch 2 for docked play.
I don’t get why they couldn’t just make it like $599.99 with a better screen and just make it have literally no exclusives instead of 1-2, since it’s basically a Switch Pro and we aren’t getting Zelda until 2030 anyway. I say that but tbh I know why and we all know why. It’s because their fans are disproportionately Poor. |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Sapphire Candlestick Maker yet they still scream and shout about the price. "$450!! is Nintendo trying to get us Priced Out?!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49493226) |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 9:36 AM Author: canary frum weed whacker And these are adults and it’s their main hobby probably. GameCube was $400 in 2025 money. But they’ll say Real Earnings have declined. Yes, they actually have, for Losers. Especially millennial Losers who always feel like they need to have excellent Countertops and cars with no rust on them despite their humble af means. Millennials are just like that imo. In the 80s regular people had horrible countertops. I’ve posted this many times. Every “Gen” is a little bit more feminized somehow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49493237) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:00 AM Author: pea-brained learning disabled factory reset button these Losers who would have had peeling linoleum floors in the 80s are now installing LVP and engineered wood directly over their peeling linoleum floors to "move up in the world" and then asking r/homeimprovement why their floors are buckling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49495837) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 7:36 AM Author: canary frum weed whacker Probably but they’re also the Same People who think the price of Gaming has ascended beyond all reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49495945) |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: canary frum weed whacker https://preview.redd.it/consoom-nintendo-become-literal-soyjak-v0-aezfejd3ugi91.jpg?auto=webp&s=739ebbbf541b016f0f7f2eb31cca9d5b75586fd2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49493239) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 1:55 AM Author: pea-brained learning disabled factory reset button I decided to at least try it out because I had already bought DK Bananza on FB marketplace and was stuck with it so no point in not giving it a spin.
LMAO I could not believe what I was fucking seeing when I loaded into the game. The Switch 2 has been billed as "Nintendo finally entering the 4K era" so I at least expected the game to be clean. Instead, nauseating shimmering and massive stair steps all over the place. Certainly not 4K. I look it up, and sure enough, the game is running at 1080p. Is it really that out of bounds to expect the biggest exclusive to run at 4K when we've only had 4K-capable consoles for *checks notes* ... nine years now?
Graphics are not even good. Textures look like ass. Halo 1 for the original Xbox had better texture resolution. You could zoom in on rocks and see additional details. Here the textures look like pixelated cardboard cutouts from 20 ft away in the game.
Most retarded control scheme ever too. Guys at my high school played 3D platformers with 17 different punch buttons all the time. It wasn't a big deal.
At least Mario Kart World has good courses for the Grand Prix mode. Too bad they wasted most of their effort on the "World" part because they could have had One Game.
Switch 2: Underpowered, Underwhelming, No Games
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Date: December 13th, 2025 7:09 AM Author: canary frum weed whacker How’s the Gameplay though? You sound like a westerner here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49506391) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 8:01 AM Author: pea-brained learning disabled factory reset button There isn't any "gameplay." You have buttons for punch, punch up, and punch down, and you just walk around mashing them over and over destroying dirt (but it's mostly on-rails because there are indestructible walls constraining you and there are no physics that would cause cave-ins or structural collapses) and picking up macguffins that have no explained purpose yet. It's like a really shitty version of Red Faction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49506402) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 8:20 AM Author: canary frum weed whacker But the second you bring up red faction it just makes me think you’re a westerner who wants to play FPSs. Bananza is For Babies imo which is nbd. Metroid Prime 4 was supposed to be the reprieve for Mature players but, uh, yeah haha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49506413) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 9:09 AM Author: Sapphire Candlestick Maker just wait until The Duskbloods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49506448) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:04 AM Author: canary frum weed whacker What souls titles have you actually played or beaten? Bloodborne is like a tailor maid macabre OYT game…. These games already exist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49506507) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Sapphire Candlestick Maker Everyone is waiting for it to be released by competent Engineers on real Hardware (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49506538) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:54 AM Author: canary frum weed whacker Dark Souls 3 is multiplatform and has exquisite difficulty imo (not overkill or underkill like elden ring depending on build/ashes), and is macabre as fuck. Stop fearing good games that already exist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49506576) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:58 AM Author: Sapphire Candlestick Maker I have all of the Dark Souls games and Elden Ring you damned fool. You can get like 50000k hours out of each of them with different builds. I am currently working through Dark Souls remastered again. DS2 is underrated imo but desperately needs a remaster and DS3 is the pinnacle of the series but I’m expecting a remaster or rerelease soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49506584) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: canary frum weed whacker Have you beaten any of these games? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49506868) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 4:33 PM Author: Sapphire Candlestick Maker dark souls. did i stutter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49507184) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: canary frum weed whacker Japanese Engineering is credited imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49507340) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Sapphire Candlestick Maker The game design aspect, not the technical details though. Although Capcom is getting better at PC ports. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49507532) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: canary frum weed whacker Come on. Fox Engine ffs. Even Prime 4 is a marvel on Switch 1, thanks to Nintendo's Supervision. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49517963) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 3:56 AM Author: pea-brained learning disabled factory reset button lol Dark Souls 3 is not "the pinnacle." it has the worst exploration and level design and was pretty stale. offered nothing new or creative. has a few good bosses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49515906) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:01 AM Author: canary frum weed whacker I don’t care about “exploring” and iirc the gameplay is less slow or better somehow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49515959) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:39 AM Author: concupiscible bat-shit-crazy haunted graveyard circlehead Exactly. “exploring” in Elden ring was boring. Just miles of emptiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49516171) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: canary frum weed whacker you didn't get past limgrave iirc. and the only reason Elden Ring was open world because westerners pushing everything towards that. Blame westerners for the State of AAA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49517936) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: pea-brained learning disabled factory reset button He is infected with the completely westernized mindset where "exploring" means running around vacuous open-worlds completing various "activity nodes."
When I say exploring, I mean working through tightly-constructed hand-crafted levels. Like exploring every nook and cranny of Sen's Fortress from top to bottom and finding all of its secrets. Ironically, if Doodikoff made it to Margit, he already saw the best Elden Ring had to offer because nothing else was as good as Stormveil Castle. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: Sapphire Candlestick Maker so you think Dark Souls is the best? or are you one of those DS2 guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49522983) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: canary frum weed whacker btw it wasn't stale to me bc it was the only one I played fwiw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49523675) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:08 AM Author: concupiscible bat-shit-crazy haunted graveyard circlehead Quitter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49506510) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: canary frum weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49506931) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Metal kitty cat stage Do people actually hold Switch in their hands to play? Why?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49506963) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: canary frum weed whacker For Tall guys it’s like you holding a game boy advance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49506964) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: Metal kitty cat stage Now imagine him holding your dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49506974) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: canary frum weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49507266) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:26 PM Author: 180 demanding background story Handheld gaming was always more prestigious than console gaming. Much better libraries. Better games. You don't feel as losery playing switch on handheld also the poor graphics aren't as notable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49523680) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 7:51 PM Author: Insane Submissive Toilet Seat informing Cowgod tp that you're selling your Switch 2 tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49507536) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 4:13 AM Author: flesh ungodly milk jewess have you considered selling your boypussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49515908) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: canary frum weed whacker http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811460&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807755&forum_id=2)#49517926) |