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The Vodka GF Chronicles

since the first entries in the series i had not dubbed her v...
federal ape cruise ship
  12/29/23
Lol missed this saga except for the very end, the vodka prot...
diverse spot
  12/29/23
i just remembered there is even a poast before this, let me ...
federal ape cruise ship
  12/29/23
edited with the very first entry i had forgotten about. hadn...
federal ape cruise ship
  12/29/23
So does she still put down a couple quarts a day or what?
Confused tantric sweet tailpipe
  12/29/23
no clue, i blocked all communication with her after the shit...
federal ape cruise ship
  12/29/23
sounds like severe bpd. i had a similar episode of a crazy g...
supple potus
  12/29/23
the shitlib gf i refer in those threads also had bpd. at the...
federal ape cruise ship
  12/29/23
Vodka girlfriend wrapping her legs around your back so you c...
big glassy space organic girlfriend
  12/29/23
i think that inspired this tbf thread i made https://www.xox...
federal ape cruise ship
  12/29/23
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big glassy space organic girlfriend
  12/29/23
God bless you, vodka GF, wherever you may be.
tan tripping shitlib striped hyena
  12/29/23
in rereading these i noticed there is one unredacted picture...
federal ape cruise ship
  12/29/23
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Lake beady-eyed indirect expression rigpig
  12/29/23
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federal ape cruise ship
  12/24/24
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big-titted umber church
  12/24/24
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See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001
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Trust If Aryan
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Date: December 29th, 2023 9:32 AM
Author: federal ape cruise ship

since the first entries in the series i had not dubbed her vodka gf and are thus hard to search, i thought i'd create this handy chronology:

i'm fucking a 10 (05/22/2021) https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4840316&mc=76&forum_id=2#42502910

girl i'm fucking drank a handle of vodka last night (06/09/2021) https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4853071&mc=193&forum_id=2

vodka gf just sent me her protein shake ingredients (06/15/2021) https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&mc=21&forum_id=2

vodka gf begging me to get her vodka friday night (06/28/2021) https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&mc=62&forum_id=2

went drunk pool hopping with vodka gf last night (07/21/2021) https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4886555&mc=61&forum_id=2

vodka gf - the exciting and insane conclusion (08/08/2021) https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&mc=166&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#47225967)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: diverse spot

Lol missed this saga except for the very end, the vodka protein shake is 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#47225981)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: federal ape cruise ship

i just remembered there is even a poast before this, let me find it. it's notable because the first time i met her was an online date at a dogpark and she showed up an hour late smashed with a backpack full of minis. i discussed it itt i believe but at the time i thought it was cool (aside from the drunk driving). ignoring redflags masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#47226001)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: federal ape cruise ship

edited with the very first entry i had forgotten about. hadn't read this since i poasted it. lmfao at the warning signs in that thread, e.g.

"she is also crazy and a drunkard.

this is a great prospect that i'm very excited about."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#47226029)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Confused tantric sweet tailpipe

So does she still put down a couple quarts a day or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#47225986)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: federal ape cruise ship

no clue, i blocked all communication with her after the shit she pulled during the conclusion. someone asked about her yesterday which inspired me to look her up, and i saw she has some activity recently on linkedin, so she's at least alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#47225994)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: supple potus

sounds like severe bpd. i had a similar episode of a crazy girl attacking me, preventing me from leaving. also bpd.

did she ever try to contact you again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#47226053)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: federal ape cruise ship

the shitlib gf i refer in those threads also had bpd. at the time i had no experience with bpd. i've always dropped crazy women quick (this 3 month thing i put up with the longest, mostly because she was slamming.) shitlib gf had a much more insidious bpd that didn't come out later and she actually DID wind up calling police, etc. on me to lie and try to hurt my career (never amounted to anything). i went back to her after vodka gf and we finally split up for good in march of this year.

but yeah, after learning a lot about bpd through years with shitlib gf vodka gf definitely has the warning signs. particularly the idealization/devaluation and intense fear of abandonment. her texts would shift wildly from spamming me over and over about how much she loves me to telling me not to come over (because of some imagined slight). the antics she pulled in the conclusion is QED for fear of abandonment.

i blocked her on everything in the conclusion. she at least never tried to contact me through a burner or something. she didn't know where i lived at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#47226071)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: big glassy space organic girlfriend

Vodka girlfriend wrapping her legs around your back so you cant pull out

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858839&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#47226073)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 10:07 AM
Author: federal ape cruise ship

i think that inspired this tbf thread i made https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4867122&mc=94&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#47226077)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: big glassy space organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#47226103)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 10:50 AM
Author: tan tripping shitlib striped hyena

God bless you, vodka GF, wherever you may be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#47226213)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: federal ape cruise ship

in rereading these i noticed there is one unredacted picture of her ass. i will leave it in is a nice easter egg for people who weren't around for the pics at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#47226230)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 3:19 PM
Author: Lake beady-eyed indirect expression rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#47227438)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: federal ape cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#48481375)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 9:34 AM
Author: big-titted umber church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#48481414)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#49234308)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2)#49234317)