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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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vivacious associate quadroon
  02/28/23
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MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a ...
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vivacious associate quadroon
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vivacious associate quadroon
  11/26/23
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litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
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butt cheeks
  09/07/25
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
Zombie-like 180 Trailer Park
  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
vivacious associate quadroon
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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: vivacious associate quadroon



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: Costumed stag film fanboi

Love these threads

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: vivacious associate quadroon

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: electric multi-billionaire field



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: Zombie-like 180 Trailer Park



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: Costumed stag film fanboi



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: sticky nudist doctorate



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Sadistic charcoal hunting ground



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: vivacious associate quadroon



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: spectacular violent fortuitous meteor patrolman



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: vivacious associate quadroon



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Abnormal blue potus

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: soggy racy shrine place of business

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like 180 Trailer Park

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2)#45993779)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: vivacious associate quadroon

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2)#45993788)



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: vivacious associate quadroon



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: vivacious associate quadroon



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: excitant chartreuse azn



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