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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
emerald haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
wow lol
Snowy Concupiscible Box Office Juggernaut
  06/30/25
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swashbuckling misanthropic trust fund
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Snowy Concupiscible Box Office Juggernaut
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
emerald haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
underhanded menage fanboi
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
emerald haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Learning disabled mind-boggling national
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
opaque brunch
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Snowy Concupiscible Box Office Juggernaut
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
mildly autistic iridescent corn cake
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
emerald haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
opaque brunch
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Poppy Center
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Snowy Concupiscible Box Office Juggernaut
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
emerald haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Aqua Supple Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Charismatic locale travel guidebook
  06/30/25
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Adventurous Indigo Multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
erotic red partner
  06/30/25
...
emerald haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
spectacular shaky twinkling uncleanness lay
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
dashing blue institution round eye
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
glittery temple jap
  06/30/25
...
mildly autistic iridescent corn cake
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Poppy Center
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Vibrant Pervert Goyim
  07/01/25
...
dashing blue institution round eye
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
haunting old irish cottage
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
provocative ivory set
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
slimy narrow-minded casino
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Coral hairless cruise ship
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
ungodly pit legal warrant
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
disturbing mother orchestra pit
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: emerald haunted graveyard

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Snowy Concupiscible Box Office Juggernaut

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling misanthropic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Snowy Concupiscible Box Office Juggernaut

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: emerald haunted graveyard

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: underhanded menage fanboi

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: emerald haunted graveyard

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Learning disabled mind-boggling national

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: opaque brunch

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Snowy Concupiscible Box Office Juggernaut

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: mildly autistic iridescent corn cake

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: emerald haunted graveyard

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: opaque brunch

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Poppy Center

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Snowy Concupiscible Box Office Juggernaut

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: emerald haunted graveyard

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Aqua Supple Useless Brakes

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Charismatic locale travel guidebook

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Adventurous Indigo Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: erotic red partner

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: emerald haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: spectacular shaky twinkling uncleanness lay

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: dashing blue institution round eye

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: glittery temple jap

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: mildly autistic iridescent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Poppy Center

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Vibrant Pervert Goyim

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: dashing blue institution round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: haunting old irish cottage

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: provocative ivory set

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: slimy narrow-minded casino

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Coral hairless cruise ship

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: ungodly pit legal warrant

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: disturbing mother orchestra pit

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065360)