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Have y'all ever heard of a sex resort called Hedonism?

Should xo bros meet there on a meet up?
aromatic gas station messiness
  12/23/12
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talented pozpig love of her life
  12/23/12
Full of old fat naked white people
balding legend community account
  12/23/12
Im sure the place is 90%+ rapetile voters
aromatic gas station messiness
  12/23/12
old fat naked white people tp
Pope Leo XXX
  05/22/26
fire island is better, no homo
disrespectful persian
  12/23/12
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slippery laughsome nursing home police squad
  05/31/25
Seriously considering going. Sounds fun as fuck.
slippery laughsome nursing home police squad
  02/01/26
https://hedonism.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/hedonism-ii-...
slippery laughsome nursing home police squad
  03/09/26
Well, I’m booked.
slippery laughsome nursing home police squad
  05/02/26
Taking questions.
slippery laughsome nursing home police squad
  05/03/26
PLAYROOM PROTOCOL MANDATORY NAKEDNESS. Clothes off, ex...
lavender misanthropic half-breed
  05/03/26
no mention of hot dogs, odd.
saffron party of the first part water buffalo
  05/03/26
...
lavender misanthropic half-breed
  05/03/26
i'm here now. just fucked a 60-year-old woman in the Jacuzzi...
Carmine kitchen mood
  05/03/26
Could be good 🤷🏿‍♂️
slippery laughsome nursing home police squad
  05/03/26
Hedonism and greed are America’s only culturally value...
gay galvanic coffee pot whorehouse
  05/03/26
Just got back from a trip to Hedonism 2. I’ll post abo...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
post at length plz
DavidBenGurion
  05/22/26
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Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!
  05/22/26
Getting a tiny bit turgid and standing by, ty
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/22/26
I’ll start with XO bait. I heard from others that the ...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
180
oomox
  05/22/26
We saw each other's dicks.
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
Describe both and compare.
oomox
  05/22/26
I’m 7”, he was noticeably bigger.
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
...
oomox
  05/22/26
i dont think id be able to stop laughing at the absurdity an...
DavidBenGurion
  05/22/26
...
Kenneth Play
  05/22/26
How big is his dick?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/22/26
How did Ned Johnson let that go unchecked? He ran a tight B...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  05/22/26
Does he wear a lifelike face mask in public
TurboGrafx-67
  05/22/26
...
Kenneth Play
  05/22/26
The resort is split in half between the prude (clothing opti...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
lol 180 more plz. are these people all 70 years old
DavidBenGurion
  05/22/26
I’d put the median age around 40-45. Most people are ...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
so is it like 55/45 men/women
Kenneth Play
  05/22/26
Most couples are together most of the day, so it just has a ...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
...
Kenneth Play
  05/22/26
Youngest I talked to was a 22 year old tiny little black gir...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/22/26
Like a moth to a flame. I really liked the Jamaican peop...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/23/26
good stuff. is there sex in public?
Kenneth Play
  05/22/26
You can have sex anywhere but the restaurants or the lobby. ...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
You can earn Hedo Bucks playing organized pool games, bocce ...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
180000000
oomox
  05/22/26
...
Kenneth Play
  05/22/26
Is the owner the ultimate Boomer? Kettering University (GM'...
Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!
  05/23/26


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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: aromatic gas station messiness

Should xo bros meet there on a meet up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#22301825)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: talented pozpig love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#22301829)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: balding legend community account

Full of old fat naked white people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#22301835)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: aromatic gas station messiness

Im sure the place is 90%+ rapetile voters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#22301846)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Pope Leo XXX

old fat naked white people tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895168)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: disrespectful persian

fire island is better, no homo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#22301838)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: slippery laughsome nursing home police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#48977965)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: slippery laughsome nursing home police squad

Seriously considering going. Sounds fun as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49638800)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: slippery laughsome nursing home police squad

https://hedonism.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/hedonism-ii-swingers-guide.pdf

XO meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49730770)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: slippery laughsome nursing home police squad

Well, I’m booked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49860698)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:48 AM
Author: slippery laughsome nursing home police squad

Taking questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49860940)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: lavender misanthropic half-breed

PLAYROOM PROTOCOL

MANDATORY NAKEDNESS.

Clothes off, excitement on. This is a mandatory naked area, so shed those inhibitions (and your clothes) at the door.

CONDOMS ARE COMPULSORY

Play safe! Complimentary condoms are available - use them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49860951)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:16 AM
Author: saffron party of the first part water buffalo

no mention of hot dogs, odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49860952)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: lavender misanthropic half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49861747)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:17 AM
Author: Carmine kitchen mood

i'm here now. just fucked a 60-year-old woman in the Jacuzzi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49860953)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: slippery laughsome nursing home police squad

Could be good 🤷🏿‍♂️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49861774)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:31 AM
Author: gay galvanic coffee pot whorehouse

Hedonism and greed are America’s only culturally values

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49860956)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

Just got back from a trip to Hedonism 2. I’ll post about it if anyone is interested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895166)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: DavidBenGurion

post at length plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895173)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895182)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Getting a tiny bit turgid and standing by, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895282)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

I’ll start with XO bait. I heard from others that the owner was staying there and someone pointed him out. Very tall white guy, mid 70s. Probably 6’6” at least. I heard he made a bunch of money investing in the stock market and Hedo was his favorite place to visit, so when the prior owners were about to go bankrupt and Sandals next door was trying to buy Hedo he stepped in and bought it to keep it open. A little later I was at the pool bar when he walks up and gets in line behind me. We traded small talk and he asks about my wife’s hat. We chatted for 5-10 minutes and he says “you all know I’m the owner, right?” Said he didn’t want to bring it up but it felt awkward and he didn’t want us to say something bad about the resort by accident.

Saw him off and on again the rest of the week. Very nice and acts just like any other guest. Seems to have lots of female friends. I looked him up when I got home. Former fund manager for Fidelity’s Magellan fund (largest mutual fund in the US at the time). Third successor to Peter Lynch.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/amyfeldman/2016/02/05/second-careers-ex-fidelity-magellan-fund-manager-harry-lange-is-the-money-man-at-hedonism-ii-resort/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895236)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: oomox

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895243)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

We saw each other's dicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895256)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: oomox

Describe both and compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895262)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

I’m 7”, he was noticeably bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895428)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895463)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: DavidBenGurion

i dont think id be able to stop laughing at the absurdity and enormity of this man's hog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895607)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895615)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

How big is his dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895286)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

How did Ned Johnson let that go unchecked? He ran a tight Boston-Brahmin ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895486)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

Does he wear a lifelike face mask in public

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895596)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895614)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

The resort is split in half between the prude (clothing optional) and nude sides. You have to be completely naked on the nude side. Saw security come up to people several times and ask them to either disrobe or leave. I actually really like this because it makes everyone a participant rather than a spectator. I’ve been in clothing optional settings before and it’s more awkward to be naked when there are people in clothes standing around. You have to be clothed in the restaurants and lobby but otherwise can be naked anywhere. We walked out of our room nude, which was fun. The prude side is arguably nicer than the nude side, but it seems like nearly the entire population of the resort is in the nude pool during the day. Nude pool is open again at night, so folk tend to go to dinner, then the piano bar, and wind back up at the nude pool/hot tub from 12 until 2 or 3. Bar stays open and they have pizza after 12.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895426)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: DavidBenGurion

lol 180 more plz. are these people all 70 years old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895601)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

I’d put the median age around 40-45. Most people are between 35-55. Youngest I talked to was a 22 year old tiny little black girl. Met one guy who was 84 and very sharp mentally. It’s 90% or more couples with a few singles. 80% white. They have takeover groups frequently so the mix can vary dramatically. Think mocha fest or swim thick week, but also just “normal” groups of party people. Hedo Swing Break (I think) is the young swingers group and it’s capped at 45 for at least one partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895616)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

so is it like 55/45 men/women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895619)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

Most couples are together most of the day, so it just has a feel of couples with some random singles here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895626)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895657)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Youngest I talked to was a 22 year old tiny little black girl

Think mocha fest

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895663)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

Like a moth to a flame.

I really liked the Jamaican people. They are hard working and make an effort at acting proper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895711)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

good stuff. is there sex in public?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895618)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

You can have sex anywhere but the restaurants or the lobby. That said, I only saw sex at the pool/hot tub or in the playrooms. Oral is pretty common to the point where you notice it but it’s not really a big deal unless something is really standing out as unusual. There’s a sign on the front of the DJ shack at the pool that says NO ANAL IN POOL AREA, but aside from that there don’t seem to be a lot of rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895679)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

You can earn Hedo Bucks playing organized pool games, bocce ball, or some kind of duck duck goose game where the women have to grab a dick when the music stops or they are out and use them in the gift shop. Didn’t find anything I wanted so brought them home as a souvenir.

https://i.ibb.co/kgRkKbQw/IMG-9601.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895633)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: oomox

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895638)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:00 AM
Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!

Is the owner the ultimate Boomer? Kettering University (GM's in house university, presumably his dad was a factory worker)->HBS->Million$$$ for running a mutual fund into the ground->Proprietor of a swingers resort.

Seriously. Is it even mathematically possible to get more Boomer than that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2)#49895704)