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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Big Antidepressant Drug
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Boyish Henna National
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Big Antidepressant Drug
  08/01/25
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titillating sexy dragon
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Tantric skinny woman dingle berry
  08/02/25
rip
Talented church international law enforcement agency
  08/02/25
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Boyish Henna National
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
metal faggot firefighter
  08/01/25
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Opaque stead
  08/01/25
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Big Antidepressant Drug
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
exciting degenerate organic girlfriend
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Big Antidepressant Drug
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Adventurous citrine police squad
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Mischievous area
  08/01/25
yes
Adventurous citrine police squad
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Adventurous citrine police squad
  08/01/25
?
Big Antidepressant Drug
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Mischievous area
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Opaque stead
  08/01/25
Sick
Big Antidepressant Drug
  08/01/25
...
Adventurous citrine police squad
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
sable irradiated associate private investor
  08/02/25
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Curious up-to-no-good digit ratio
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Adventurous citrine police squad
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Talented church international law enforcement agency
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Big Antidepressant Drug
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
sable irradiated associate private investor
  08/02/25
Hdy
Big Antidepressant Drug
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
slimy church building persian
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Hilarious Lascivious Windowlicker House
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
salmon maniacal multi-billionaire volcanic crater
  08/02/25
Titcr
Poppy startled step-uncle's house trust fund
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Big Antidepressant Drug
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
salmon maniacal multi-billionaire volcanic crater
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Big Antidepressant Drug
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
bateful fortuitous meteor center
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
salmon maniacal multi-billionaire volcanic crater
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
slate sadistic theatre potus
  08/02/25
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bespoke temple filthpig
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Yapping brass heaven
  08/02/25
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razzle-dazzle orchestra pit boltzmann
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Crusty fragrant senate legend
  08/02/25
?
Big Antidepressant Drug
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Arousing Costumed Hunting Ground Trailer Park
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Big Antidepressant Drug

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Boyish Henna National

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Big Antidepressant Drug

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: titillating sexy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Tantric skinny woman dingle berry

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Talented church international law enforcement agency

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Boyish Henna National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: metal faggot firefighter

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Opaque stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Big Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: exciting degenerate organic girlfriend

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Big Antidepressant Drug

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Adventurous citrine police squad

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Mischievous area

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Adventurous citrine police squad

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Adventurous citrine police squad

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Big Antidepressant Drug

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Mischievous area

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Opaque stead

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Big Antidepressant Drug

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Adventurous citrine police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: sable irradiated associate private investor

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Adventurous citrine police squad

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Talented church international law enforcement agency

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Big Antidepressant Drug

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: sable irradiated associate private investor

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Big Antidepressant Drug

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: slimy church building persian

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Hilarious Lascivious Windowlicker House

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: salmon maniacal multi-billionaire volcanic crater

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Poppy startled step-uncle's house trust fund

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Big Antidepressant Drug

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: salmon maniacal multi-billionaire volcanic crater

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Big Antidepressant Drug

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: bateful fortuitous meteor center

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: salmon maniacal multi-billionaire volcanic crater

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: slate sadistic theatre potus

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: bespoke temple filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Yapping brass heaven

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle orchestra pit boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Crusty fragrant senate legend

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Big Antidepressant Drug

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Arousing Costumed Hunting Ground Trailer Park

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151922)