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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
rose autistic senate
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
Chrome roast beef rehab
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: rose autistic senate

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Aggressive Forum Kitty Cat

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: pink weed whacker halford

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Abnormal Preventive Strike Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Onyx chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: exciting wagecucks

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: exciting wagecucks

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Amber aromatic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Chrome roast beef rehab

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: rose autistic senate

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Chrome roast beef rehab

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: rose autistic senate

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: jet-lagged station coffee pot



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: disrespectful set

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: doobsian misanthropic field

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: rose autistic senate

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: disrespectful set

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: rose autistic senate

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: disrespectful set

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: pink weed whacker halford

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Amber aromatic step-uncle's house



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling honey-headed foreskin

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Dun skinny woman

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Sienna Painfully Honest Antidepressant Drug

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Aggressive Forum Kitty Cat

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Dun skinny woman



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: judgmental school

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Aggressive Forum Kitty Cat

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: rose autistic senate

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Histrionic selfie gaping



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: sable wonderful property

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: cracking corner friendly grandma

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Carmine Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Charismatic university

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: disrespectful set

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: pink weed whacker halford

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: bright impertinent theatre

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: rose autistic senate

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: pink weed whacker halford

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Charismatic university

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: rose autistic senate

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Charismatic university

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: cracking corner friendly grandma

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: pink weed whacker halford

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Charismatic university

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: pink weed whacker halford

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: bright impertinent theatre

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: pink weed whacker halford

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Razzle Shaky Travel Guidebook Round Eye

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Charismatic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: pink weed whacker halford

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: unholy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: unholy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: seedy generalized bond coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Deep Menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Chrome roast beef rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Magical filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Grizzly nowag house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: lake location famous landscape painting

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Dun skinny woman

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Charismatic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: slap-happy principal's office candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Ungodly Bawdyhouse Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: crimson thriller pervert hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Orchid sick juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: spectacular half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: cowardly henna liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Violet Cerebral Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Orchid sick juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: flesh abusive newt gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: flesh abusive newt gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ape

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Carmine Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: appetizing shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Razzle Shaky Travel Guidebook Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Gaped hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: lake location famous landscape painting

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Cyan abode partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: flesh abusive newt gaming laptop

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Avocado Glittery Haunted Graveyard Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: pink weed whacker halford

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Gold cumskin

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: pink weed whacker halford

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: bright impertinent theatre

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: pink weed whacker halford

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: umber territorial electric furnace address

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Charismatic university

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Razzle Shaky Travel Guidebook Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: lake location famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Bbw Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Plum Splenetic Crackhouse

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: low-t pontificating turdskin

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: light hominid psychic

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: disrespectful set

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling dead stead legal warrant

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Maize Locale

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Charismatic university

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: bright impertinent theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Abnormal Preventive Strike Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: bright impertinent theatre

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Dashing khaki black woman ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: lascivious potus

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Copper hospital pisswyrm

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Tantric milky indirect expression

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: disrespectful set

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Tantric milky indirect expression

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: bright impertinent theatre

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: lascivious potus

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: silver parlour yarmulke

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Amber aromatic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: fishy factory reset button dingle berry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: lake location famous landscape painting

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: narrow-minded space

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sadistic Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: bright impertinent theatre

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: twisted blue cuck love of her life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: mewling vivacious business firm masturbator



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: bright impertinent theatre



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring stage private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: exciting wagecucks

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Curious Clear Public Bath Jap



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Deep Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: balding cruel-hearted roommate boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: bright impertinent theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Curious Clear Public Bath Jap



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: bright impertinent theatre



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Deep Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: bright impertinent theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Domesticated striped hyena cuckold

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Deep Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Maize Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: brilliant stirring useless brakes personal credit line

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: unholy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: soggy hissy fit

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: soggy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly pungent double fault doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Abnormal Preventive Strike Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Deep Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: filthy old irish cottage site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: seedy generalized bond coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Cream talented chapel

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: electric indian lodge laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Boyish brunch mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Cream talented chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Cream talented chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: mauve contagious karate people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: electric indian lodge laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Floppy Primrose Tanning Salon

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: rose autistic senate

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: concupiscible jade locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: heady volcanic crater party of the first part

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: White Crawly Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: unholy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: unholy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: seedy generalized bond coldplay fan

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Maize Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Scarlet vibrant box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Insane spot

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: unholy office

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Internet-worthy adventurous clown

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Misunderstood brindle point gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Deep Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Deep Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Misunderstood brindle point gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Anal supple deer antler

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: opaque multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: duck-like mahogany theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: vigorous green water buffalo area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: balding cruel-hearted roommate boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: filthy old irish cottage site

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Bisexual charcoal faggotry state

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Misunderstood brindle point gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Wine heaven death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Deep Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Wine heaven death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: twisted blue cuck love of her life

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: laughsome ratface

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: bronze fear-inspiring brethren tank

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Orchid sick juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: buff police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: bronze fear-inspiring brethren tank

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: buff police squad

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: bronze fear-inspiring brethren tank

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: bronze fear-inspiring brethren tank

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: White Crawly Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: mildly autistic stage macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Deep Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: indecent hideous home really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: angry theater

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: spectacular half-breed

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Citrine church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Scarlet vibrant box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: excitant flushed base toaster

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: provocative school cafeteria regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac plaza elastic band

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: electric indian lodge laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Diverse ivory garrison

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Pearly sanctuary national security agency

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Onyx chest-beating den

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Scarlet vibrant box office

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49363699)