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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Ungodly Casino Genital Piercing

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: startled piazza

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: startled piazza

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: Comical erotic travel guidebook base



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Vivacious temple

can't believe i read all of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32996338)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: walnut cracking business firm boltzmann



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: house-broken sneaky criminal

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Bossy infuriating crackhouse french chef



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: house-broken sneaky criminal

holy shit exactly what i was looking at

and "cloistered, smoky skin tents"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32996377)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: house-broken sneaky criminal

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Indecent passionate lay international law enforcement agency

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: silver bipolar pozpig



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Date: August 31st, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling at-the-ready immigrant



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: soggy locale cuck



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Indecent passionate lay international law enforcement agency

Those people didn't wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32997012)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: house-broken sneaky criminal



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Slimy ebony indian lodge legend



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: Indecent passionate lay international law enforcement agency

Traumatizing slime pit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32997015)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: milky metal stage pisswyrm

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: aqua exhilarant useless brakes organic girlfriend



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:14 AM
Author: soggy locale cuck



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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: multi-colored whorehouse knife

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Obsidian razzle associate



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Cyan double fault library

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32996380)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: aggressive partner



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Provocative Angry Garrison Cumskin

well, uh, damn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32996477)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: honey-headed people who are hurt rigpig

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32996594)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Harsh stage giraffe

twist: they didn't have fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32996595)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser haunted graveyard

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32996605)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Harsh stage giraffe

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32996618)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: hideous gas station toilet seat

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33000183)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: black medicated address candlestick maker

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33004924)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: swashbuckling topaz theater weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33004947)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Harsh stage giraffe

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33004955)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Electric friendly grandma water buffalo

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33005000)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Talented Newt Trailer Park

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33005719)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Lilac hall



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: honey-headed people who are hurt rigpig

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32996628)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

what is best in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33005669)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: mentally impaired trip boiling water ticket booth

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32996700)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: startled piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33000156)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: excitant cobalt area

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33036084)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Bossy infuriating crackhouse french chef



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: dead lavender kitchen

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32996976)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Talented Newt Trailer Park

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32997027)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic incel

life doesn't get better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33004844)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: buck-toothed navy hissy fit police squad

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32996994)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Outnumbered Bawdyhouse



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Spectacular avocado brethren

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32997060)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Indecent passionate lay international law enforcement agency

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32997084)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Floppy Cowardly Forum Kitty



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: sable parlor

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32997069)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Talented Newt Trailer Park

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32997093)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: sable parlor

*dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33000147)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: apoplectic emerald shrine

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#44556878)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: motley canary sweet tailpipe location

Definitely something to ponder for the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#32997112)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: drunken copper market twinkling uncleanness

moar pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33000086)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: jade bat shit crazy son of senegal pit

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33000185)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: impressive crimson range

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33000323)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: sable parlor

great poast tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33000347)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: Rusted razzle-dazzle lettuce jew



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Electric friendly grandma water buffalo



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33005057)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Bossy infuriating crackhouse french chef

180

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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: 180 brass state alpha

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#44557019)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: vermilion racy house



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged generalized bond

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33036004)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: coral boyish menage

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33036350)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: milky metal stage pisswyrm



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: zippy white tank laser beams



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: coral boyish menage

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33004768)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: house-broken sneaky criminal

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33004875)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Harsh stage giraffe

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: house-broken sneaky criminal



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: Wonderful love of her life



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling topaz theater weed whacker

180

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

homeric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33005034)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33005066)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#42527599)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: Bateful Place Of Business Home



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: Dull vengeful senate ratface

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33005097)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Lilac hall

FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33035957)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: Dull vengeful senate ratface

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33036028)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Jet-lagged generalized bond

And when u get home u realize u stink

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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Titillating cruise ship prole



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: house-broken sneaky criminal



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Hyperactive Internal Respiration Stock Car

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33019274)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Maize marvelous half-breed

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33019342)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: alcoholic big theater stage athletic conference

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33036301)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: saffron masturbator

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33036324)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: house-broken sneaky criminal

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33036333)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Ruddy Locus Digit Ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33036075)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: house-broken sneaky criminal

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33036103)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: stirring gaping voyeur

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#33036859)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: salmon box office

Still the CR mindframe

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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Appetizing bisexual nursing home mexican



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Ungodly Casino Genital Piercing



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Nighttime histrionic principal's office round eye

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Author: Odious Field Hunting Ground



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
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Author: beady-eyed tripping heaven



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Author: aggressive partner



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: aggressive partner

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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: useless dopamine

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Author: aqua exhilarant useless brakes organic girlfriend



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Magenta Depressive Stead

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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Ungodly Casino Genital Piercing



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
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Author: stimulating hospital marketing idea



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Author: Ungodly Casino Genital Piercing



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: soggy locale cuck

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Ungodly Casino Genital Piercing



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: soggy locale cuck



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Indecent passionate lay international law enforcement agency

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: diverse henna plaza

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: Vigorous Crawly Hell

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed tripping heaven



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: excitant cobalt area

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: Vigorous Crawly Hell

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

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Author: Ungodly Casino Genital Piercing



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Author: fear-inspiring brunch really tough guy

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: aqua exhilarant useless brakes organic girlfriend



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Ungodly Casino Genital Piercing

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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: soggy locale cuck



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: soggy locale cuck



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: soggy locale cuck



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: heady dark chad set

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: hilarious shivering university

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: soggy locale cuck

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: aqua exhilarant useless brakes organic girlfriend

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Author: diverse henna plaza

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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: soggy locale cuck



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: soggy locale cuck



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: Supple pearly meetinghouse

Someone cross post this on Reddit

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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: Talented Newt Trailer Park

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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: soggy locale cuck

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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: multi-colored whorehouse knife

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: laughsome ruby chapel

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2)#45255969)



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