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Found a typo on p 31 of Wachtell’s Twitter complaint

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Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year
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I couldn't find it
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The important thing is that you got the conversation started
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Was/were?
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In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it...
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You are correct
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First page: its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk...
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now we’re talking
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Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.
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I consider this a great compliment
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Project Pat is 6'6"
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lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized
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Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.
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I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definiti...
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Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.
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Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption an...
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5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell. ...
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what's wrong with it?
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A pause sounds more natural
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separates dependent and independent clauses.
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Adds dramatic effect.
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They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint...
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SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!
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Actual typo on page 53: "Musk’s claimed 'beli...
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That’s word choice, not a typo.
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Maybe, but I doubt it.
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It's word choice brother
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then you say "to use towards the purchase price"
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You British?
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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:40 AM
Author: electric spot death wish

They’re not sending their best folks:

https://www.wlrk.com/docs/76660099_Final-Verified-Complaint.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843025)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Rose Newt

Congratulations, it was placed there intentionally as a test. You are now a partner at WLRK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843031)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: talented abode community account

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843034)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: hyperactive crawly set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843332)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: concupiscible resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844724)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: cyan wonderful marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844792)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: charcoal property selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846146)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: Flirting whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847270)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good house athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848537)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: honey-headed domesticated sneaky criminal nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#46503579)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:48 AM
Author: Geriatric stain orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#46503581)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:49 AM
Author: Very tactful haunting ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367388)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:08 AM
Author: Aromatic police squad yarmulke

Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367443)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: cyan wonderful marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#48259868)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Citrine flickering school

I couldn't find it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843036)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: electric spot death wish

UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843051)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Curious base electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843055)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: Demanding brunch giraffe

The important thing is that you got the conversation started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843162)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: bright awkward boiling water theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843220)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: olive becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843707)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:40 PM
Author: violet erotic box office hominid

OP is rainmaker material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845391)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: charcoal property selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846147)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:17 AM
Author: submissive aphrodisiac plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847994)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:57 AM
Author: Bearded shrine tattoo

Was/were?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848442)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: electric spot death wish

In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it opens the sentence to different readings, but I think a strict reading is grammatically correct if we're accepting "Tweeted" as a correct verb.

Legally, however, this probably wasn't a misrepresentation since Elon divided 9,000 accounts per quarter (90 days) as 100 accounts per day. So it's all fucking lawyer spittle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44858973)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: Onyx exciting hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44942665)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:38 AM
Author: Thriller Station Codepig

You are correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367382)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:42 AM
Author: talented abode community account

This reminds me of the time I messed up the spelling of wherefore in one of my wherefore clauses. Its haunted me for 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843042)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Curious base electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843059)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: hyperactive crawly set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843333)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: well-lubricated meetinghouse

I filed a complaint spelled "compliant" once. I want to put a bullet in my skull to purge this disgrace from my consciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844679)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: electric spot death wish

I once filed “Plaintiff called in dick the following day.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845454)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: well-lubricated meetinghouse

Horrible/ hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845733)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:28 PM
Author: Curious base electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845771)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: chrome disturbing roast beef tanning salon

Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845855)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: plum titillating lodge rigor

In law school, I pointed out that mistake in my professor's textbook ("pubic menace").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846014)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: chrome disturbing roast beef tanning salon



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:44 AM
Author: electric spot death wish

Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848814)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: plum titillating lodge rigor

Under duress. Calling in dick support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846008)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: charcoal property selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846726)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: massive faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847264)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good house athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848540)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed dragon state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#48259997)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Henna site circlehead

First page:

its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk

1. In April 2022, Elon Musk

Now, less than three months later, Musk

Pick one, shittigators!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843050)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Curious base electric furnace

now we’re talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843057)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: talented abode community account

Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843058)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: electric spot death wish

“Musk” shall mean the corporeal form of Star God 965488753:23, commonly known as Elon Musk, and shall include all Tweets associated with the Twitter account @elonmusk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: hilarious brethren dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843731)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:29 PM
Author: razzle coral senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843752)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Lime Ladyboy Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847143)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated meetinghouse

I picture you saying this like Project Pat says "real recognize real"

https://i.discogs.com/nw2JLpOM3UiEPJr8Mxznfnb0iJFJWRojXe_Rhuy_f5c/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:595/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0NzM2/ODktMTU4NzYzMzA1/Ni03MDA3LmpwZWc.jpeg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845753)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Henna site circlehead

I consider this a great compliment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845896)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:59 AM
Author: Bearded shrine tattoo

Project Pat is 6'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848443)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:19 AM
Author: Aromatic police squad yarmulke

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367449)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Rose Newt

lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843067)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Henna site circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843070)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Curious base electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843073)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: electric spot death wish

Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843087)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: Demanding brunch giraffe

I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definition of Tweet the first time they used it along with (collectively, "The Tweets," each act of publishing a Tweet on Twitter an instance of "Tweeting", and each act of "Tweeting" referred to as "Tweeted" in the past tense) or whatever the fuck. Is it possible biglaw has dialed back the faggotry since I went in house wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843091)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Henna site circlehead

Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843096)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: electric spot death wish

Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption and a busy judge and can be amended and they will agree to definitions before trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843107)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: Gay really tough guy

if they didnt feel the need to define tweet then that means they dialed up the faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843106)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: cyan wonderful marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844767)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: Henna site circlehead

5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell.

What is the purpose of the comma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843082)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: hateful racy wagecucks stock car

what's wrong with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843093)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Citrine flickering school

A pause sounds more natural

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843094)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: electric spot death wish

Following this poast, the author learned about prepositional phrases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843101)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: bright awkward boiling water theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843232)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: adventurous abusive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843287)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Greedy Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843294)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: hilarious brethren dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843734)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: cyan wonderful marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844776)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Curious base electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845777)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: multi-colored slap-happy library turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845784)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Lime Ladyboy Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847145)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:00 AM
Author: Bearded shrine tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848444)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good house athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848541)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:50 AM
Author: carmine address wrinkle

One shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#46503582)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:53 AM
Author: Very tactful haunting ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367391)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 9:10 AM
Author: electric spot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47647351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Bateful Public Bath

separates dependent and independent clauses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843110)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Slimy Quadroon

Because "After the market fell" is the predicate of the sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843116)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: bright awkward boiling water theatre

Adds dramatic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843237)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: Bateful Public Bath

Errant comma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843105)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Henna site circlehead

They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint, but then go on to use capitalized "Company Material Adverse Effect" over and over again. LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843113)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: Demanding brunch giraffe

SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843144)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: electric spot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843193)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:20 AM
Author: Aromatic police squad yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367450)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 7:32 AM
Author: charcoal property selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367537)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: electric spot death wish

There is a clear divide between tranny’s and litigators in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843198)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring pisswyrm black woman

There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are obvious in litigation documents. There is only one merger agreement at issue here and everyone knows which one it is. This is a Brian Garner thing IIRC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844586)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: passionate school cafeteria liquid oxygen

I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844780)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: Painfully honest useless corner

That's so fucking sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846534)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:18 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846677)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: electric spot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#45937676)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: adventurous abusive field

Actual typo on page 53:

"Musk’s claimed 'belie[f]' is of course no proof of misrepresentation" should be "NOT proof".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843215)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: electric spot death wish

That’s word choice, not a typo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843222)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: adventurous abusive field

Maybe, but I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843230)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: Bearded shrine tattoo

It's word choice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848692)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: hilarious brethren dopamine

Doubtful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44849960)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: electric spot death wish

You’re outing yourself as ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44850628)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Greedy Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843236)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good house athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Henna site circlehead

58. Under an equity commitment letter dated April 20, 2022, Musk also personally agreed to contribute to or otherwise provide to Parent $21 billion of equity capital to be used to fund the purchase price.

You don't fund the purchase price, you fund the purchase itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843240)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: adventurous abusive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843264)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Demanding brunch giraffe

Also you don't accept an equity commitment letter from Elon Musk on 4/20 he was obviously high. JFC twitter that one is on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843273)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Henna site circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843275)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: electric spot death wish

With a purchase price of $54.20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843545)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Rose Newt

WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843274)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: electric spot death wish

Actually, I think purchase price is right because $21 billion is only part of the cost and wouldn’t pay for the purchase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843283)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Henna site circlehead

(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843327)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Greedy Mother

The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a lot of other stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843290)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: adventurous abusive field

then you say "to use towards the purchase price"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843297)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Greedy Mother

You British?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843299)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: electric spot death wish

(Car salesman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843306)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: adventurous abusive field

My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843310)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: motley temple

A lot of bad word choices and just bad writing in general here.

Paragraph 91 - "On June 1, 2022, Twitter responded by refuting that it had 'refused' provision of data."

"Twitter responded by refuting Musk's allegation that it had 'refused' provision of data" would make more sense.

Paragraph 101 - "Musk leveled serious charges, both publicly and through lawyer letters, that Twitter had misled its investors and customers."

WTF are "lawyer letters"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843599)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: electric spot death wish

I disagree that this is bad writing. It’s pretentious in parts, but it’s written for a Chancery judge while also being simple enough lay people will read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843643)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Greedy Mother

Funny because I’d think it’s a little casual if anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844011)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: electric spot death wish

This will be the most read complaint of the year. For the judge their point is that this dude doesn’t care about the law and you have to make him. For the public they just want to portray him as bad.

They’re a little crossways though, in arguing this dude is trying to destroy Twitter for fun so you should make sure he can do that legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844418)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: Buff Fluffy Jew Indian Lodge

Keep coping btich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843695)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: Swollen piazza

The writing is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844203)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: adventurous abusive field

It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844762)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: Flatulent claret gay wizard kitty

"Lawyer letters" is used in biglaw to refer to unproductive threatening letters opposing parties send to each other before litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845832)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: dark water buffalo

"refuting that it had 'refused' to provide data" reads better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846393)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained pit juggernaut

Should say "denying" or something. The alliteration is cumbersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: dark water buffalo

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847271)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: glittery sepia kitchen

On page 2 they directly refer to SpaceX. I’m not a shitigator but shouldn’t they use the full company name followed by short form, i.e., Space Exploration Technologies Corp. (“SpaceX”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843715)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Sable irradiated friendly grandma

Yes. It would also make the document longer and thereby make them seem smarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844084)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: federal floppy gas station hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844235)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: electric spot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845459)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: amber bespoke ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848451)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:57 AM
Author: Very tactful haunting ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: flushed galvanic gaming laptop partner

I still dont see it and suspect it’s not really a typo. I think people are going along with it because they don’t want to be seen as the person who doesn’t get it or disagrees about proper grammar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843743)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: dashing magical cruise ship toilet seat

is this seriously what you ppl do for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844044)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Citrine flickering school

And there's an intricacy

And intellectual rigor

Which is appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844060)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:23 PM
Author: motley temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844529)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: chrome disturbing roast beef tanning salon

ALL NIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845871)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: hilarious brethren dopamine

I don't want to live in a world where World Wide Wes(ley) isn't practicing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846210)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: amber bespoke ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848452)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Crystalline international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44849998)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Elite cobalt blood rage preventive strike



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Cracking french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844089)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Curious base electric furnace

yeah but there are lots of dull parts too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844117)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:44 PM
Author: heady parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844265)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Demanding brunch giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: electric spot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844442)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: electric spot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844443)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: electric spot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844444)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: electric spot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844445)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: electric spot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844450)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Greedy Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844585)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Frozen cerebral ape



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: adventurous abusive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844673)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: cyan wonderful marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844764)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:51 PM
Author: Maroon Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845483)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: brindle idea he suggested jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845828)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Avocado comical organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845998)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Henna site circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: chrome disturbing roast beef tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846696)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:16 AM
Author: Bearded shrine tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848706)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:52 AM
Author: Shimmering Mewling Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848846)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: electric spot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44860803)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: crusty point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44860856)



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Date: August 2nd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: electric spot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44953025)



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Date: November 10th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: electric spot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#45474893)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:28 PM
Author: appetizing iridescent stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#45937694)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Elite cobalt blood rage preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#46503578)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:35 AM
Author: Elite cobalt blood rage preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367381)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:14 AM
Author: histrionic lake bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367446)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: electric spot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#48259835)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: Curious base electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#48259863)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Curious base electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#49063229)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Demanding brunch giraffe

If that's an honest question then I am jealous of your life experiences. What do you do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844349)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: multi-colored slap-happy library turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845790)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: Zippy hairraiser garrison

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845380)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: Crimson big locus

Wait, so no one found a typo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845723)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Avocado comical organic girlfriend

not one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846000)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained pit juggernaut

Didn't even take that long to conclude there was no obvious typo. Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847091)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:42 AM
Author: electric spot death wish

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848801)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:41 PM
Author: Infuriating business firm

They should get rid of those shlubs and hire me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845840)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: chrome disturbing roast beef tanning salon

Those TTT bums don't even scrub their metadata.

"Microsoft Word - 10238338_1.docx"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845848)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Flatulent claret gay wizard kitty

that is a legit mess-up actually. at least they saved the final as a new version. always lol when i see some 10 page brief took 25 versions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845862)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Avocado comical organic girlfriend

cr, you absolutely MUST save as a new doc v1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846005)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: bistre godawful coldplay fan

180

a decade on xoxo and law firms still find new ways to fascinate me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846350)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Flatulent claret gay wizard kitty

got a TRO/PI brief from a v50 where a confidential contract was at issue. half of the brief was "redacted" with black highlighting.

we got conflicted out of the matter and it seemingly settled right away so unsure if anything came of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846389)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: hilarious brethren dopamine

Tranny mo here.

What significance does multiple versions have other than indicating carelessness or inefficiency? Prior versions are still covered by atty client privilege, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:14 PM
Author: Flatulent claret gay wizard kitty

yeah, it doesn't actually mean anything that im aware of, it's just amusing. also some lawyers obsessively version up when they make any changes, and some barely do it all.

also, a lot of people reveal the version by not deleting the doc id from the footer that imanage automatically adds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846654)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:16 AM
Author: Avocado comical organic girlfriend

it just looks tryhard. 1 is more mysterious and perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847988)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:55 PM
Author: chrome disturbing roast beef tanning salon

What's with the use of sentence case in the higher level headings and title case in the subheadings?

https://files.catbox.moe/een323.png

Seems like a strange choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845922)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: chrome disturbing roast beef tanning salon

TTT inconsistent BUMS!

https://files.catbox.moe/sq6s7t.png

If you're out there, Wachtell, I'll be your remote filing and proofreading bitch for $175k/year so you don't embarrass yourself like this anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845945)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:46 AM
Author: Infuriating business firm

Sentence case is superior imo but the issue here is consistency. That’s what’s bothersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848819)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: hilarious brethren dopamine

Jfc. Ppl expect a fucking master piece at their prices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846526)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:29 AM
Author: Cracking french chef

Lol hfs this is going to keep me up tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848469)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:43 AM
Author: electric spot death wish

You do the headings in lowercase because it’s part of the narrative, if all the subheads are non-narrative, then I approve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848808)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: nighttime boyish place of business

So when does the actual lawyering happen?

Can we outsource this spell check faggotry to Pradeep?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846867)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal university

Lol at the dumbass criticism in this thread. Imbeciles quibbling over word choice. Not partner material, I’m afraid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847141)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Bearded shrine tattoo

(Rainmaker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848727)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44859007)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: talented abode community account

(PUMO with no sense of humor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44860842)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Vermilion volcanic crater center

read the first 2 pages.

why is the tone so weirdly cunty and sarcastic. it stops just short of sounding like a Jezebel screed: "SO, APPARENTLY, FUCKBOY MUSK THINKS HE, UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IS SPECIAL. (UH, HELLO? HE'S NOT.)"

10 to 1 written by a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367394)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 4:03 AM
Author: Very tactful haunting ticket booth

Lol guess uve nvr worked in law before

They are all little spaceporn bitches especially w these kinds of cases where it's more written for the public in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367395)