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Poast ITT if you've never engaged in a sex crime

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Irradiated smoky hall double fault
  07/28/25
by zoomer standards i probably raped like 20 girls in UG
swashbuckling location
  07/28/25
Hmmmm....off the top of my head, below are all of my "s...
Abnormal Concupiscible Garrison
  07/28/25
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Pink bat shit crazy meetinghouse crotch
  07/29/25
Not sure any of these qualify
internet-worthy hyperactive feces
  07/30/25
I don't know man I think SCOTUS was pretty clear about the c...
snowy business firm mad cow disease
  07/30/25
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Ruddy parlour idiot
  07/30/25
I've fucked in a lot of public places so if I'd been caught ...
Hyperventilating police squad trump supporter
  07/28/25
that's not a real crime if you're making a sincere effort no...
Irradiated smoky hall double fault
  07/28/25
"Public" as in "in view" of members of t...
Abnormal Concupiscible Garrison
  07/28/25
(Constitutional vagueness masterman)
stirring den
  07/28/25
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Glassy aggressive public bath dopamine
  07/28/25
I feel like the conditional phrase "if I had been caugh...
Hyperventilating police squad trump supporter
  07/28/25
I respectfully disagree. Someone could have seen him, notice...
Abnormal Concupiscible Garrison
  07/29/25
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razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone mood
  07/28/25
i have not once done this
Irradiated smoky hall double fault
  07/28/25
gtfo this thread, you're a literal sex offender
Nighttime Gaming Laptop
  07/30/25
“I’ve never had sex so I’m the good guy! E...
razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone mood
  07/30/25
you diddled a kid and should be chemically castrated some...
Nighttime Gaming Laptop
  07/30/25
No I bet you fuck children though
razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone mood
  07/30/25
I'm not the one on a sex offender registry
Nighttime Gaming Laptop
  07/30/25
You should be for those gook creepshots
razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone mood
  07/30/25
wtf you talking about you pedophile? it's a matter of tim...
Nighttime Gaming Laptop
  07/30/25
Your schtick for the entire time you’ve poasted here y...
razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone mood
  07/30/25
oh good one, you've added a few new words to your vocabulary...
Nighttime Gaming Laptop
  07/30/25
Why are squat money ppl always sniffing my dick? Why do you ...
razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone mood
  07/31/25
you're gonna lose your allowance soon lol
Nighttime Gaming Laptop
  07/31/25
“I’m a bitter gookcel” Great cope. Keep...
razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone mood
  07/31/25
Prostitution isn’t a sex crime
Bespoke place of business sanctuary
  07/29/25
no but being a nigger is about 1:1 with that status
Irradiated smoky hall double fault
  07/30/25
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Nighttime Gaming Laptop
  07/30/25
There was this Chechen girl in Grozny in 2003 and we had the...
Unholy Ungodly Indirect Expression
  07/30/25
I've never engaged in sex
Exhilarant half-breed
  07/30/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Irradiated smoky hall double fault

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49138602)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling location

by zoomer standards i probably raped like 20 girls in UG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49138609)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Abnormal Concupiscible Garrison

Hmmmm....off the top of my head, below are all of my "sex crimes" (as such term might be interpreted by shitlibs):

(1) Tea-bagged other men 10+ times

(2) Engaged in sex with a few fairly drunk females (in the normal way)

(3) Gone skinny dipping

(4) Abducted a ~14-16 year old girl from a greyhound station, loaded her with fentanyl, brought her to a Motel 6, fucked her (while she was in-and-out of consciousness) for a few days, then "sold" her to some random black trucker I met in the motel parking lot for $200.

(5) Pissed on a friend's face after he passed out on a couch in our frat house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49138619)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Pink bat shit crazy meetinghouse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49140321)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: internet-worthy hyperactive feces

Not sure any of these qualify

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49142082)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:30 AM
Author: snowy business firm mad cow disease

I don't know man I think SCOTUS was pretty clear about the constitutional limits of tea bagging bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49142091)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Ruddy parlour idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49142201)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Hyperventilating police squad trump supporter

I've fucked in a lot of public places so if I'd been caught it probably would be classified as a sex crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49138621)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Irradiated smoky hall double fault

that's not a real crime if you're making a sincere effort not to be caught

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49138627)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Abnormal Concupiscible Garrison

"Public" as in "in view" of members of the public?

Or "public" as in a space that is open to the public, but out of view of members of the public in the moments of the act?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49138659)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: stirring den

(Constitutional vagueness masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49138661)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Glassy aggressive public bath dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49138662)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating police squad trump supporter

I feel like the conditional phrase "if I had been caught" should fully answer this question for a literate person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49139130)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Abnormal Concupiscible Garrison

I respectfully disagree. Someone could have seen him, noticed, and not confronted them or called the authorities. Thus they could be seen, but not caught. (Disclaimer: I'm highly autistic).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49140211)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49138654)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Irradiated smoky hall double fault

i have not once done this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49138657)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:32 AM
Author: Nighttime Gaming Laptop

gtfo this thread, you're a literal sex offender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49142093)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone mood

“I’ve never had sex so I’m the good guy! Everyone please check out these pixelated creepshots of this white lady I stalked!”

At least you have a tiny Asian penis, gibbergook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49142199)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Nighttime Gaming Laptop

you diddled a kid and should be chemically castrated

someone should call the Massachusetts Board and tell them how violent you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49142227)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone mood

No

I bet you fuck children though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49142244)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: Nighttime Gaming Laptop

I'm not the one on a sex offender registry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49142261)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone mood

You should be for those gook creepshots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49142263)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Nighttime Gaming Laptop

wtf you talking about you pedophile?

it's a matter of time before your name is plastered all over the internet for your crimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49142294)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone mood

Your schtick for the entire time you’ve poasted here you mouthbreathing gook incel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49142296)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Nighttime Gaming Laptop

oh good one, you've added a few new words to your vocabulary.

when was the last time you had sex you TTTufts "grad"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49142299)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone mood

Why are squat money ppl always sniffing my dick? Why do you do dis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49145115)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Nighttime Gaming Laptop

you're gonna lose your allowance soon lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49145139)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone mood

“I’m a bitter gookcel”

Great cope. Keep being angry and Asian, thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49145142)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Bespoke place of business sanctuary

Prostitution isn’t a sex crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49140291)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Irradiated smoky hall double fault

no but being a nigger is about 1:1 with that status

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49141991)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Nighttime Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49142092)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Unholy Ungodly Indirect Expression

There was this Chechen girl in Grozny in 2003 and we had these knives we....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49141997)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: Exhilarant half-breed

I've never engaged in sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2)#49142259)