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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
cracking menage friendly grandma
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Yellow Very Tactful Milk
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
cracking menage friendly grandma
  08/01/25
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Stirring Headpube State
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Hilarious nursing home goal in life
  08/02/25
rip
Stimulating rehab giraffe
  08/02/25
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Yellow Very Tactful Milk
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Brilliant Tank
  08/01/25
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electric hall nibblets
  08/01/25
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cracking menage friendly grandma
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Wonderful principal's office
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
cracking menage friendly grandma
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Jet doobsian cuckold
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Peach Old Irish Cottage Abode
  08/01/25
yes
Jet doobsian cuckold
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Jet doobsian cuckold
  08/01/25
?
cracking menage friendly grandma
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Peach Old Irish Cottage Abode
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
electric hall nibblets
  08/01/25
Sick
cracking menage friendly grandma
  08/01/25
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Jet doobsian cuckold
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Concupiscible ultramarine ceo dysfunction
  08/02/25
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Violent church building people who are hurt
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Jet doobsian cuckold
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Stimulating rehab giraffe
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
cracking menage friendly grandma
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Concupiscible ultramarine ceo dysfunction
  08/02/25
Hdy
cracking menage friendly grandma
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
soul-stirring ruby locus
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
citrine boistinker
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
lilac water buffalo
  08/02/25
Titcr
bronze marvelous prole son of senegal
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
cracking menage friendly grandma
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
lilac water buffalo
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
cracking menage friendly grandma
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Mint sex offender
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
lilac water buffalo
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Vivacious candlestick maker parlour
  08/02/25
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Titillating Goyim Community Account
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
fishy office mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/25
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canary depressive
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
dashing territorial corner
  08/02/25
?
cracking menage friendly grandma
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Floppy rough-skinned shrine
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: cracking menage friendly grandma

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Yellow Very Tactful Milk

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: cracking menage friendly grandma

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Stirring Headpube State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Hilarious nursing home goal in life

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Stimulating rehab giraffe

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Yellow Very Tactful Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Brilliant Tank

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: electric hall nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: cracking menage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Wonderful principal's office

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: cracking menage friendly grandma

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Jet doobsian cuckold

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Peach Old Irish Cottage Abode

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Jet doobsian cuckold

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Jet doobsian cuckold

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: cracking menage friendly grandma

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Peach Old Irish Cottage Abode

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: electric hall nibblets

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: cracking menage friendly grandma

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Jet doobsian cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible ultramarine ceo dysfunction

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Violent church building people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Jet doobsian cuckold

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Stimulating rehab giraffe

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: cracking menage friendly grandma

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Concupiscible ultramarine ceo dysfunction

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: cracking menage friendly grandma

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruby locus

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: citrine boistinker

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: lilac water buffalo

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: bronze marvelous prole son of senegal

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: cracking menage friendly grandma

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: lilac water buffalo

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: cracking menage friendly grandma

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Mint sex offender

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: lilac water buffalo

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Vivacious candlestick maker parlour

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Titillating Goyim Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: fishy office mad-dog skullcap

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: canary depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: dashing territorial corner

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: cracking menage friendly grandma

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Floppy rough-skinned shrine

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151922)