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CharlesXII drawing the Battle of Austerlitz on napkins for his date

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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Burgundy supple property roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319345)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Umber Appetizing Principal's Office

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Lime mad cow disease



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored Territorial Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321896)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Marvelous Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35324167)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Comical know-it-all ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35365446)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored Territorial Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35631625)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: violet deranged garrison boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored Territorial Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: fishy kitty cat



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged pontificating sanctuary



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: galvanic address messiness

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Bonkers Beady-eyed Clown



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Umber Appetizing Principal's Office

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: galvanic address messiness

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Umber Appetizing Principal's Office

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: galvanic address messiness

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: excitant rebellious whorehouse incel



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Vigorous son of senegal



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: charismatic abode dysfunction

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Umber Appetizing Principal's Office



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: drunken headpube



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling rambunctious theatre dragon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320152)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Costumed misunderstood gaping scourge upon the earth



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Burgundy supple property roommate

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Umber Appetizing Principal's Office



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: drunken headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: spruce insecure half-breed wrinkle

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: glittery useless pisswyrm depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored Territorial Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36385792)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: diverse round eye lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: boyish reading party dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Lime mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Contagious Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Lime mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Costumed misunderstood gaping scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling uncleanness cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: lemon pea-brained haunted graveyard main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Cowardly curious senate legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: grizzly coiffed sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored Territorial Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: wonderful space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Umber Appetizing Principal's Office

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Cowardly curious senate legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Chest-beating glassy native nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: drunken headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: drunken headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Burgundy supple property roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: galvanic address messiness

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: sienna exciting doctorate

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: sienna exciting doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: galvanic address messiness

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: excitant rebellious whorehouse incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: charismatic abode dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: aqua hell cumskin

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: drunken headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: coral public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: spruce insecure half-breed wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: submissive opaque chapel foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: floppy chrome site gay wizard

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: obsidian old irish cottage elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Costumed misunderstood gaping scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: fishy kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Fragrant really tough guy trailer park

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Flesh milk puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Flesh milk puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Chest-beating glassy native nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Snowy mentally impaired school therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Costumed misunderstood gaping scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: vivacious step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#48462347)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: excitant rebellious whorehouse incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Cowardly curious senate legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Vigorous son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: submissive opaque chapel foreskin

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: overrated nursing home toilet seat

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: drunken headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Tan Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Jade exhilarant station pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: sienna exciting doctorate

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Pungent piazza

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: sienna exciting doctorate

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Pungent piazza

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: drunken headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: aqua hell cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored Territorial Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: charismatic abode dysfunction

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Chest-beating glassy native nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Vigorous son of senegal

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: boyish reading party dilemma

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Marvelous Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: beta balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Electric Bearded Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: drunken headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: charismatic abode dysfunction

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: aqua hell cumskin

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: charismatic abode dysfunction

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: aqua hell cumskin

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: aqua hell cumskin

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: charismatic abode dysfunction

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: boyish reading party dilemma

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Salmon prole

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Pungent piazza

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: coral public bath

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: drunken headpube

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Haunting Motley Potus Police Squad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: obsidian old irish cottage elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: diverse round eye lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: excitant rebellious whorehouse incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Vigorous son of senegal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Snowy mentally impaired school therapy

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Lime mad cow disease

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: aqua hell cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: charismatic abode dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Territorial Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: glittery useless pisswyrm depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: charismatic abode dysfunction

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: lemon pea-brained haunted graveyard main people

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321019)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: elite stock car mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: galvanic address messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: drunken headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored Territorial Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Underhanded Locale Trump Supporter

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: diverse round eye lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: excitant rebellious whorehouse incel

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: charismatic abode dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: submissive opaque chapel foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: obsidian old irish cottage elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Flesh milk puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: beta balding location

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: floppy chrome site gay wizard

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: Chest-beating glassy native nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: Umber Appetizing Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#46463254)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: talented vermilion newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Rusted preventive strike

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser dopamine

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: black irate bawdyhouse

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored Territorial Candlestick Maker

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: harsh azure business firm

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: charismatic abode dysfunction

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: harsh azure business firm

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: excitant rebellious whorehouse incel

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: harsh azure business firm

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: excitant rebellious whorehouse incel

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: excitant rebellious whorehouse incel

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Underhanded Locale Trump Supporter

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: charismatic abode dysfunction

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: Arrogant odious mental disorder

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Naked Stag Film Organic Girlfriend

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: jet-lagged pontificating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Amethyst stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Splenetic Adventurous Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: citrine shaky goal in life den

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Naked Stag Film Organic Girlfriend

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: sinister corn cake

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Olive Awkward Sex Offender Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: floppy chrome site gay wizard

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser dopamine

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: Umber Appetizing Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: avocado cerebral rehab private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: wonderful space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Yellow razzle cuck theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: wonderful space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: floppy chrome site gay wizard

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Chest-beating glassy native nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Umber Appetizing Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Chest-beating glassy native nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Electric Bearded Gas Station

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Umber Appetizing Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: stimulating personal credit line



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: aromatic flushed state

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: beta balding location

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal kitchen idiot

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: jet-lagged pontificating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: concupiscible plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: jet-lagged pontificating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#42268620)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: arousing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: Umber Appetizing Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Umber Appetizing Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: vivacious step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2)#48462334)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Umber Appetizing Principal's Office



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Paralegal Gianfranco (βœ…πŸ‘)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:34 PM
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