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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Well-lubricated nursing home
  12/08/25
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Well-lubricated nursing home
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Topaz casino
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
adventurous white marketing idea
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thirsty beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
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curious lay codepig
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
frisky school cafeteria
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Well-lubricated nursing home
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
frisky school cafeteria
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Well-lubricated nursing home
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Emerald masturbator mental disorder
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Well-lubricated nursing home
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Salmon bearded people who are hurt sanctuary
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Well-lubricated nursing home
  12/18/25
lol
cerise misunderstood hall
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Salmon bearded people who are hurt sanctuary
  12/17/25
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Well-lubricated nursing home
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
racy tank menage
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Histrionic voyeur national
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
cerise misunderstood hall
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
racy tank menage
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Histrionic voyeur national
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
racy tank menage
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
appetizing party of the first part stage
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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wonderful point
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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motley locus
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Irradiated reading party resort
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
impertinent set quadroon
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
appetizing party of the first part stage
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
impertinent set quadroon
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
appetizing party of the first part stage
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
impertinent set quadroon
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Poppy private investor site
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Histrionic voyeur national
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Irradiated reading party resort
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Histrionic voyeur national
  12/17/25
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Poppy private investor site
  12/17/25
I am not!
Irradiated reading party resort
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Flatulent whorehouse toaster
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Well-lubricated nursing home

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Well-lubricated nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Topaz casino

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: adventurous white marketing idea

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: racy tank menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: thirsty beady-eyed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: curious lay codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: frisky school cafeteria

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated nursing home

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: frisky school cafeteria

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Well-lubricated nursing home

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Emerald masturbator mental disorder

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Well-lubricated nursing home

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Salmon bearded people who are hurt sanctuary

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Well-lubricated nursing home

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: cerise misunderstood hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Salmon bearded people who are hurt sanctuary

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: racy tank menage

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Histrionic voyeur national

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: cerise misunderstood hall

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: racy tank menage

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Histrionic voyeur national

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: racy tank menage

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: appetizing party of the first part stage

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: aromatic opaque idea he suggested famous landscape painting

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Cocky Floppy Goyim Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: wonderful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Federal Bisexual Laser Beams

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: motley locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Well-lubricated nursing home

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: zombie-like stag film black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Irradiated reading party resort

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: impertinent set quadroon

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: appetizing party of the first part stage

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: impertinent set quadroon

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: appetizing party of the first part stage

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: impertinent set quadroon

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Poppy private investor site

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Histrionic voyeur national

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Irradiated reading party resort

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Histrionic voyeur national

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Poppy private investor site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Irradiated reading party resort

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Flatulent whorehouse toaster

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518198)