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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Disgusting Ebony Halford
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
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  08/02/25
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Disgusting Ebony Halford
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
autistic pozpig
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Disgusting Ebony Halford
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
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  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Coral Theater Turdskin
  08/01/25
yes
hateful startling gay wizard hissy fit
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
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  08/01/25
?
Disgusting Ebony Halford
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Coral Theater Turdskin
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
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  08/01/25
Sick
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  08/01/25
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  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
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  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
hateful startling gay wizard hissy fit
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Black Vigorous Bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Disgusting Ebony Halford
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
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  08/02/25
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Disgusting Ebony Halford
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
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  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
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  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
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  08/02/25
Titcr
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  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Disgusting Ebony Halford
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
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  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
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  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
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  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
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  08/02/25
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Disgusting Ebony Halford
  08/02/25
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  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Disgusting Ebony Halford

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Magenta casino

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Disgusting Ebony Halford

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: fragrant insane dingle berry legal warrant



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Domesticated lilac base mad cow disease

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Black Vigorous Bawdyhouse

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Magenta casino



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Wine federal orchestra pit volcanic crater

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Navy big kitty



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Disgusting Ebony Halford



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: autistic pozpig

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Disgusting Ebony Halford

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: hateful startling gay wizard hissy fit

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Coral Theater Turdskin

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: hateful startling gay wizard hissy fit

yes

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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: hateful startling gay wizard hissy fit

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Disgusting Ebony Halford

?

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Coral Theater Turdskin

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Navy big kitty

Unnnnghhh

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Disgusting Ebony Halford

Sick

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: hateful startling gay wizard hissy fit



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Overrated talented faggotry personal credit line

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Dark angry reading party



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: hateful startling gay wizard hissy fit

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Black Vigorous Bawdyhouse

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Disgusting Ebony Halford

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Overrated talented faggotry personal credit line

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Disgusting Ebony Halford

Hdy

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: adventurous set queen of the night

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz center

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: light cumskin

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: sooty coldplay fan

Titcr

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Disgusting Ebony Halford

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: light cumskin

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Disgusting Ebony Halford

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: naked spruce trailer park fat ankles

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: light cumskin

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: multi-colored site athletic conference

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Olive Friendly Grandma Address



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Lascivious bipolar coffee pot

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling obsidian round eye



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Bistre Up-to-no-good Meetinghouse

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Disgusting Ebony Halford

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone sepia resort

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151922)