Got in trouble for drawing a picture of the judge as a horse in a robe
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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:53 PM Author: glassy mental disorder
I'm third chairing a trial and to celebrate I brought brand new pens. The judge was this woman with an angular face (bony, teeth). So I began drawing her on the legal pad like a horse. I had her shouting "where's my gavel" lol.
During lunch break I went to the john and when I came back there were like 12 people looking at the legal pad--my coworkers, the other side, one of the bailiffs. Everyone got really quiet when I came in and the partner on the case told me that I could take the rest of the day off. I'm worried, bros.
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Date: July 31st, 2025 6:21 PM Author: Excitant mediation
Oh, man, that is hilarious. It reminds me of this prank I got caught doing once during a mandatory courtroom recess. Instead of leaving the courtroom, I hid under the desk, and when everyone left I went over to the photo of the judge's headshot on the wall and drew a cock and balls coming out of her mouth. Unfortunately, the judge and bailiff came back in as I was putting the finishing touches on the devil horns I was putting on the judge's head.
She was all, "Counsel, what are you doing?"
Instinctively, I just started walking around the courtroom in a daze and the bailiff goes, "I think he's sleepwalking."
It was a close one, bros, but today I can laugh about it.
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