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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
tell me
Cerebral toilet seat
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Violent market son of senegal
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
charismatic topaz rehab
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
mewling multi-billionaire fanboi
  12/28/13
fucking lol
cracking slap-happy kitchen
  05/12/15
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boyish maroon place of business
  05/12/15
so underrated
cowardly mad cow disease
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Concupiscible nighttime immigrant incel
  06/07/17
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Blue business firm
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Amethyst Home Toaster
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yapping hairy legs feces
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self-centered base
  12/16/21
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passionate seedy stead
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motley bearded crackhouse
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
claret hairless windowlicker international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Rose Hell Really Tough Guy
  08/14/13
lmao
Cerebral toilet seat
  05/12/15
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Lavender Gunner Ceo
  12/11/24
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motley bearded crackhouse
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
claret hairless windowlicker international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
hyperactive vibrant public bath
  08/14/13
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Violent market son of senegal
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Odious corn cake hospital
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
rofl
Cerebral toilet seat
  08/14/13
180
self-centered base
  08/14/13
rofl
Diverse Point Cuckold
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
clear step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
lol
flushed abode
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glittery at-the-ready gas station
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Concupiscible nighttime immigrant incel
  03/10/14
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Bistre Shrine
  03/24/21
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passionate seedy stead
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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Beady-eyed Magenta Principal's Office Jewess
  08/14/13
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Violent market son of senegal
  08/14/13
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Beady-eyed Magenta Principal's Office Jewess
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Rose Hell Really Tough Guy
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Beady-eyed Magenta Principal's Office Jewess
  08/14/13
best of thread
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
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Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
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motley bearded crackhouse
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
motley bearded crackhouse
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
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Violent market son of senegal
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
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Violent market son of senegal
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Violent market son of senegal
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
cerise dingle berry
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Rose Hell Really Tough Guy
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Soggy queen of the night
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Cerebral toilet seat
  08/14/13
180
effete exhilarant library
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talented dun forum dopamine
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glittery at-the-ready gas station
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Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/17/13
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cracking slap-happy kitchen
  01/19/16
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Blue business firm
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Soggy queen of the night
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
lol
Aquamarine police squad dragon
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Beady-eyed Magenta Principal's Office Jewess
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
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Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Jade Cuckoldry Stage
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swashbuckling domesticated theater
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Beady-eyed Magenta Principal's Office Jewess
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irate parlor wrinkle
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
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Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo
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metal 180 juggernaut
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Bistre Shrine
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
vivacious fortuitous meteor background story
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
aromatic olive lodge reading party
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Odious corn cake hospital
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Odious corn cake hospital
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
self-centered base
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
blathering violent depressive senate
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
histrionic resort
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
aromatic olive lodge reading party
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
vivacious fortuitous meteor background story
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
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Mischievous Vigorous Patrolman Chapel
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
aromatic olive lodge reading party
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
aromatic olive lodge reading party
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
aromatic olive lodge reading party
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
aromatic olive lodge reading party
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
aromatic olive lodge reading party
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
aromatic olive lodge reading party
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Violent market son of senegal
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Violent market son of senegal
  08/14/13
whatever
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
razzmatazz apoplectic personal credit line
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Beady-eyed Magenta Principal's Office Jewess
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
lol
effete exhilarant library
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
180
self-centered base
  08/14/13
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Supple Deer Antler Area
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Beady-eyed Magenta Principal's Office Jewess
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Thriller bat shit crazy trailer park
  08/14/13
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Thriller bat shit crazy trailer park
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
self-centered base
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
self-centered base
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Violent market son of senegal
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Violent market son of senegal
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
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Spectacular Knife
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
effete exhilarant library
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
exciting brass filthpig church building
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
appetizing tattoo
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
self-centered base
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
self-centered base
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
self-centered base
  08/14/13
165
Contagious ticket booth tank
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
lmao
Violent market son of senegal
  08/14/13
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Mischievous Vigorous Patrolman Chapel
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Titillating center
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
electric spot useless brakes
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
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Thriller bat shit crazy trailer park
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
Pics?
light pisswyrm
  08/14/13
link?
Lavender Gunner Ceo
  08/17/13
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Cerebral toilet seat
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Learning disabled stirring set
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
copper startling station therapy
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Razzle location
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
hairraiser menage macaca
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
hairraiser menage macaca
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
hairraiser menage macaca
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
khaki medicated stage ape
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
bronze university
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
hairraiser menage macaca
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
lilac curious pit persian
  08/14/13
Underrated
Contagious ticket booth tank
  08/15/13
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Concupiscible nighttime immigrant incel
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
bronze university
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
lilac curious pit persian
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Rusted theater stage
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
bat-shit-crazy frum plaza
  08/14/13
lol
flushed abode
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
bat-shit-crazy frum plaza
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
flushed abode
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
bat-shit-crazy frum plaza
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
bronze university
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Massive Racy Trust Fund Azn
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
vivacious fortuitous meteor background story
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Burgundy boltzmann famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
180
marvelous office
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
flushed abode
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
glittery at-the-ready gas station
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
flushed abode
  08/14/13
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Rough-skinned striped hyena idea he suggested
  08/14/13
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Floppy hominid
  08/14/13
180
hairraiser menage macaca
  08/14/13
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lilac curious pit persian
  08/15/13
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Razzle location
  08/17/13
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Mustard den pervert
  09/11/13
Lmao
Yellow national mental disorder
  06/07/17
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Mauve adventurous bbw
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Rough-skinned striped hyena idea he suggested
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
rambunctious ladyboy orchestra pit
  08/14/13
lol
hairraiser menage macaca
  08/14/13
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deep state
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Idiotic ruddy dilemma
  08/14/13
180
razzle-dazzle crawly gay wizard
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Soul-stirring antidepressant drug associate
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Painfully Honest Heady Field
  08/17/13
poignant
Charcoal arousing generalized bond
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
aphrodisiac national security agency hunting ground
  08/17/13
...
Rough-skinned striped hyena idea he suggested
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Mustard den pervert
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
metal 180 juggernaut
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Rusted theater stage
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
mewling multi-billionaire fanboi
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Laughsome carnelian roast beef
  12/28/13
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Walnut tantric heaven
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
comical piazza
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
lascivious native foreskin
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
gay multi-colored hall
  03/10/14
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cracking slap-happy kitchen
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Jade Cuckoldry Stage
  05/12/15
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Navy marketing idea
  01/19/16
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glittery at-the-ready gas station
  10/25/17
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Lavender Gunner Ceo
  11/29/15
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Lavender Gunner Ceo
  12/23/15
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cracking slap-happy kitchen
  01/05/16
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Lavender Gunner Ceo
  03/13/16
I want pizza
saffron wonderful address idiot
  06/07/17
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Navy marketing idea
  09/22/17
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Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Pearl hot site
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
fragrant locus
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Pearl hot site
  07/18/18
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Bistre Shrine
  04/30/19
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Lavender Gunner Ceo
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Lavender Gunner Ceo
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bossy puce stag film
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Bistre Shrine
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Cerebral toilet seat

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836089)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Violent market son of senegal

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836102)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: charismatic topaz rehab

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: mewling multi-billionaire fanboi

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: cracking slap-happy kitchen

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: boyish maroon place of business



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29635524)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible nighttime immigrant incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Blue business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Amethyst Home Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: yapping hairy legs feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: self-centered base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: passionate seedy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: motley bearded crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: nubile aqua athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: claret hairless windowlicker international law enforcement agency

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Rose Hell Really Tough Guy

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Cerebral toilet seat

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Lavender Gunner Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: motley bearded crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: claret hairless windowlicker international law enforcement agency

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: hyperactive vibrant public bath

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Violent market son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Odious corn cake hospital

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Cerebral toilet seat

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: self-centered base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Diverse Point Cuckold

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: clear step-uncle's house

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: flushed abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: glittery at-the-ready gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible nighttime immigrant incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Bistre Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: passionate seedy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Magenta Principal's Office Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Violent market son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Magenta Principal's Office Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Rose Hell Really Tough Guy

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Magenta Principal's Office Jewess

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: motley bearded crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: motley bearded crackhouse

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Violent market son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Violent market son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Violent market son of senegal

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: cerise dingle berry

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Rose Hell Really Tough Guy

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Soggy queen of the night

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Cerebral toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: effete exhilarant library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: talented dun forum dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: glittery at-the-ready gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: cracking slap-happy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Blue business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Soggy queen of the night

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Aquamarine police squad dragon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Magenta Principal's Office Jewess

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Jade Cuckoldry Stage

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling domesticated theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Magenta Principal's Office Jewess

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: irate parlor wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: metal 180 juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: metal 180 juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Bistre Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: vivacious fortuitous meteor background story

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: aromatic olive lodge reading party

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Odious corn cake hospital

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Odious corn cake hospital

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: self-centered base

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: blathering violent depressive senate

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: histrionic resort

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: aromatic olive lodge reading party

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: vivacious fortuitous meteor background story

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Mischievous Vigorous Patrolman Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: aromatic olive lodge reading party

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: aromatic olive lodge reading party

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: aromatic olive lodge reading party

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: aromatic olive lodge reading party

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: aromatic olive lodge reading party

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: aromatic olive lodge reading party

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Violent market son of senegal

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Violent market son of senegal

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz apoplectic personal credit line

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Magenta Principal's Office Jewess

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: effete exhilarant library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: self-centered base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Supple Deer Antler Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Magenta Principal's Office Jewess

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Thriller bat shit crazy trailer park

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Thriller bat shit crazy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: self-centered base

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: self-centered base

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Violent market son of senegal

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Violent market son of senegal

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Spectacular Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: effete exhilarant library

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: exciting brass filthpig church building

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: appetizing tattoo

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: self-centered base

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: self-centered base

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: self-centered base

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Contagious ticket booth tank

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Violent market son of senegal

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Mischievous Vigorous Patrolman Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Titillating center

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: electric spot useless brakes

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Thriller bat shit crazy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: light pisswyrm

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Lavender Gunner Ceo

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Cerebral toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Learning disabled stirring set

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: copper startling station therapy

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Razzle location

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: hairraiser menage macaca

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: hairraiser menage macaca

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: hairraiser menage macaca

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: khaki medicated stage ape

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: bronze university

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: hairraiser menage macaca

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: lilac curious pit persian

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Contagious ticket booth tank

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible nighttime immigrant incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: bronze university

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: lilac curious pit persian

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Rusted theater stage

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Vermilion Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy frum plaza

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: flushed abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy frum plaza

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: flushed abode

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy frum plaza

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: bronze university

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Massive Racy Trust Fund Azn

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: vivacious fortuitous meteor background story

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Burgundy boltzmann famous landscape painting

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: marvelous office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: flushed abode

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: glittery at-the-ready gas station

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: flushed abode

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Rough-skinned striped hyena idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Floppy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: hairraiser menage macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: lilac curious pit persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Razzle location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Mustard den pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Yellow national mental disorder

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Mauve adventurous bbw

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Rough-skinned striped hyena idea he suggested

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: rambunctious ladyboy orchestra pit

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: hairraiser menage macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: deep state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Idiotic ruddy dilemma

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle crawly gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring antidepressant drug associate

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Heady Field

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Charcoal arousing generalized bond

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: aphrodisiac national security agency hunting ground

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Rough-skinned striped hyena idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Mustard den pervert

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: metal 180 juggernaut

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Rusted theater stage

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: mewling multi-billionaire fanboi

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Laughsome carnelian roast beef

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Walnut tantric heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: comical piazza

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: lascivious native foreskin

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: gay multi-colored hall

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: cracking slap-happy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Jade Cuckoldry Stage

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Navy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: glittery at-the-ready gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Lavender Gunner Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Lavender Gunner Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: cracking slap-happy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Lavender Gunner Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: saffron wonderful address idiot

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Navy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Spruce Scourge Upon The Earth Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Pearl hot site

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: fragrant locus

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Pearl hot site

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Bistre Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Lavender Gunner Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Lavender Gunner Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: bossy puce stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Bistre Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Bistre Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#44198924)