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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Naked space pozpig
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Shivering bronze party of the first part
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Naked space pozpig
  08/01/25
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boyish cowardly location
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
electric jade market
  08/02/25
rip
godawful coffee pot persian
  08/02/25
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Shivering bronze party of the first part
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Wonderful red parlor
  08/01/25
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Rough-skinned Confused School
  08/01/25
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Naked space pozpig
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
diverse den
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Naked space pozpig
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Dashing Resort
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Chocolate reading party
  08/01/25
yes
Dashing Resort
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Dashing Resort
  08/01/25
?
Naked space pozpig
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Chocolate reading party
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Rough-skinned Confused School
  08/01/25
Sick
Naked space pozpig
  08/01/25
...
Dashing Resort
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Laughsome marketing idea legend
  08/02/25
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Vigorous rusted site
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Dashing Resort
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
godawful coffee pot persian
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Naked space pozpig
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Laughsome marketing idea legend
  08/02/25
Hdy
Naked space pozpig
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Swashbuckling Love Of Her Life Kitchen
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Mind-boggling dragon black woman
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Stirring Transparent Address
  08/02/25
Titcr
passionate nubile hall french chef
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Naked space pozpig
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Stirring Transparent Address
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Naked space pozpig
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
lascivious slap-happy telephone public bath
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Stirring Transparent Address
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
unhinged odious university
  08/02/25
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trip pisswyrm stag film
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
vivacious wagecucks institution
  08/02/25
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brilliant appetizing center dingle berry
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Sinister Ladyboy
  08/02/25
?
Naked space pozpig
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Saffron Narrow-minded Jew
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Naked space pozpig

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Shivering bronze party of the first part

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Naked space pozpig

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: boyish cowardly location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: electric jade market

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: godawful coffee pot persian

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Shivering bronze party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Wonderful red parlor

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Confused School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Naked space pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: diverse den

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Naked space pozpig

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Dashing Resort

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Chocolate reading party

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Dashing Resort

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Dashing Resort

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Naked space pozpig

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Chocolate reading party

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Confused School

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Naked space pozpig

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Dashing Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Laughsome marketing idea legend

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Vigorous rusted site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Dashing Resort

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: godawful coffee pot persian

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Naked space pozpig

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Laughsome marketing idea legend

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Naked space pozpig

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Love Of Her Life Kitchen

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dragon black woman

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Stirring Transparent Address

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: passionate nubile hall french chef

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Naked space pozpig

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Stirring Transparent Address

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Naked space pozpig

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: lascivious slap-happy telephone public bath

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Stirring Transparent Address

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: unhinged odious university

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: trip pisswyrm stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: vivacious wagecucks institution

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: brilliant appetizing center dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Sinister Ladyboy

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Naked space pozpig

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Saffron Narrow-minded Jew

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151922)