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Newsom's pretty good at this Twitter trolling - link

https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1963693102348354047 L...
flesh stage
  09/04/25
OTH, he fucked Gilfoil
Multi-colored ticket booth
  09/04/25
imagine the smell
Mildly autistic poppy box office
  09/04/25
like you wouldn't
Black Address
  09/05/25
So I used to want Jon Stewart to be POTUS in 2028 but Newsom...
cerebral station boistinker
  09/04/25
Lmao
dashing duck-like tattoo
  09/04/25
you also are really really fucking stupid. also jewish and ...
startling ceo chad
  09/05/25
you’re azn my man, and a closeted fag
cerebral station boistinker
  09/05/25
it's pathetic and reeks of desperation he knows he's unap...
Naked jet-lagged space
  09/04/25
Why are posters acting like he's a lock for POTUS
exhilarant sanctuary
  09/04/25
...
Well-lubricated site therapy
  09/04/25
Mocking is not mimicking, trumptard
spectacular indigo forum
  09/05/25
I don't think even California Dems like Newsom. But I listen...
sable lodge
  09/04/25
he obviously knows what he's doing, he went like SF supervis...
bonkers multi-billionaire private investor
  09/04/25
it's not like it would be the first time they voted for one....
sable lodge
  09/04/25
(marco rubio thinkin abt how dubya molested him)
bonkers multi-billionaire private investor
  09/04/25
They voted for handsome birdshit silverspoon Biden
cerebral station boistinker
  09/04/25
biden pretend to be a poormo, even though he made like 10m a...
bonkers multi-billionaire private investor
  09/04/25
Also $10M during VP don't forget
cheese-eating doobsian keepsake machete trailer park
  09/04/25
He's old money and knows the ropes
Hairraiser very tactful halford dysfunction
  09/04/25
> i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME st...
fragrant blood rage toaster
  09/04/25
this one actually his best yet, seems he decided to take the...
bonkers multi-billionaire private investor
  09/04/25
"Register by 11/4 and get two free Newsom Steaks."
flesh stage
  09/04/25
Agreed - this is a level of humor that libs have not reached...
Costumed Ladyboy House
  09/04/25
This post is a little funny but not that funny
honey-headed goyim travel guidebook
  09/04/25
Key point is that its "a little funny" Most pr...
Costumed Ladyboy House
  09/04/25
Farm Animals: "nffi" Colleen Wolfe @Colleen25...
cheese-eating doobsian keepsake machete trailer park
  09/04/25
lol
flesh stage
  09/04/25
I love the MAGA Farm Animal in the replies who thinks this i...
angry kitchen
  09/04/25
Cr. Personally im like 105 so enjoy condescending to 95iq tr...
spectacular indigo forum
  09/05/25
This is what happens when a 90 IQ retard thinks they are cle...
french famous landscape painting laser beams
  09/04/25
I love that libs think this resonates with anyone outside th...
Well-lubricated site therapy
  09/05/25
It's not FOR you, retard
cheese-eating doobsian keepsake machete trailer park
  09/05/25
The guy played D-1 college baseball right? That’s all...
Mind-boggling Lemon Base
  09/05/25
We do not deserve this man
spectacular indigo forum
  09/05/25
this is extremely unfunny. if sealclubber were a lib, he'...
Concupiscible faggot firefighter national
  09/05/25
Newsom has way too much dirt to win the 7 swing states: Fren...
honey-headed goyim travel guidebook
  09/05/25
libs banned humor during Obama's second term. this type of s...
startling ceo chad
  09/05/25
it's horrible and unfunny. and the concept itself is stupid...
Concupiscible faggot firefighter national
  09/05/25
actually it's easy to deny it. it's terrible.
Naked jet-lagged space
  09/05/25
wrong. his tweets are hilarious. so newsom's nonbinary staff...
Concupiscible faggot firefighter national
  09/05/25
It's the authenticity. With Trump you actually think he's ty...
Bistre Mood Pozpig
  09/05/25
yea and he zings the fuck out of people. this newsom shit...
Concupiscible faggot firefighter national
  09/05/25
he’s typing the shit out literally while taking a shit...
startling ceo chad
  09/05/25
Does this stuff land with anybody not on Bluesky?
irradiated disturbing university hissy fit
  09/05/25
To be fair, Libs desperately trying to forcememe the idea...
carmine goal in life
  09/05/25
Don't you get it? He's STANDING UP to trump with snarky twee...
Lilac digit ratio native
  09/05/25
To be fair, "Hashtag, Resist!!!" LJL brother...
carmine goal in life
  09/05/25
Elon fangirl ultra online dork weighing in on what it means ...
angry kitchen
  09/05/25
bro the newsom tweets are retarded and gay and awful. you ca...
Concupiscible faggot firefighter national
  09/05/25
To be fair, Elon Musk is a fat autistic middle-aged dorky...
carmine goal in life
  09/05/25
(post mimicking 60iq proles)
spectacular indigo forum
  09/05/25
Didn't Harvey Weinstein fuck his current wife?
Amethyst House-broken Principal's Office
  09/05/25
Yes
Bistre Mood Pozpig
  09/05/25


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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: flesh stage

https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1963693102348354047

Like the "hair gel application" course taught by Newsom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236750)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored ticket booth

OTH, he fucked Gilfoil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236767)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Mildly autistic poppy box office

imagine the smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49237741)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Black Address

like you wouldn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49239326)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: cerebral station boistinker

So I used to want Jon Stewart to be POTUS in 2028 but Newsom is every bit as snarky, and I fear Stewart won’t be vindictive enough and intentionally hurt cons and red states like Newsom would, which is what the country needs right now. Newsom 2028

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236775)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: dashing duck-like tattoo

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236953)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: startling ceo chad

you also are really really fucking stupid. also jewish and a pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49238567)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: cerebral station boistinker

you’re azn my man, and a closeted fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49238659)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Naked jet-lagged space

it's pathetic and reeks of desperation

he knows he's unappealing and a total failure as governor, so he's trying to mimic Trump. but there's only one Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236790)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: exhilarant sanctuary

Why are posters acting like he's a lock for POTUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236810)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236837)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: spectacular indigo forum

Mocking is not mimicking, trumptard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49238563)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: sable lodge

I don't think even California Dems like Newsom. But I listened to his podcast a bit and he seems shrewd enough to be a competitor for POTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236812)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: bonkers multi-billionaire private investor

he obviously knows what he's doing, he went like SF supervisor-SF mayor-LtGov-Gov... he knows (((who))) to kiss ass to get ahead

i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME straight birdshit who was born with a silver spoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236821)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: sable lodge

it's not like it would be the first time they voted for one. we had two Bushes ffs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236827)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: bonkers multi-billionaire private investor

(marco rubio thinkin abt how dubya molested him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236833)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: cerebral station boistinker

They voted for handsome birdshit silverspoon Biden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236831)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: bonkers multi-billionaire private investor

biden pretend to be a poormo, even though he made like 10m after VP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236834)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating doobsian keepsake machete trailer park

Also $10M during VP don't forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49237435)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser very tactful halford dysfunction

He's old money and knows the ropes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49237574)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: fragrant blood rage toaster

> i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME straight birdshit who was born with a silver spoon

are we pretending that the current POTUS isn't even moar handsome, straight, birdshit, and born with a silver spoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49237805)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: bonkers multi-billionaire private investor

this one actually his best yet, seems he decided to take the risk doing this shit his team which is prob turd comedians will get better with time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236825)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: flesh stage

"Register by 11/4 and get two free Newsom Steaks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49236860)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Costumed Ladyboy House

Agreed - this is a level of humor that libs have not reached in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49237386)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: honey-headed goyim travel guidebook

This post is a little funny but not that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49237427)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Costumed Ladyboy House

Key point is that its "a little funny"

Most prior lib "humor" was negative funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49237727)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: cheese-eating doobsian keepsake machete trailer park

Farm Animals: "nffi"

Colleen Wolfe

@Colleen25703211

·

4h

Yeah, that will be a flop. Dont fall for it. He will take your money and not deliver. Happens all the time here in California .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49237432)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: flesh stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49237736)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: angry kitchen

I love the MAGA Farm Animal in the replies who thinks this is real.

Goddamn you people are dense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49237471)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: spectacular indigo forum

Cr. Personally im like 105 so enjoy condescending to 95iq trumpmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49238606)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: french famous landscape painting laser beams

This is what happens when a 90 IQ retard thinks they are clever while pandering to a 90 IQ audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49237739)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: Well-lubricated site therapy

I love that libs think this resonates with anyone outside their echo chamber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49237971)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: cheese-eating doobsian keepsake machete trailer park

It's not FOR you, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49238653)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Lemon Base

The guy played D-1 college baseball right? That’s all I need to know - he’s got my vote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49238548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: spectacular indigo forum

We do not deserve this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49238557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Concupiscible faggot firefighter national

this is extremely unfunny.

if sealclubber were a lib, he'd laugh at this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49238558)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: honey-headed goyim travel guidebook

Newsom has way too much dirt to win the 7 swing states: French laundry and cheating on his wife for example. GOP just has to run add showing worst parts of Skid row, Tenderloin and Floyd riots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49238570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: startling ceo chad

libs banned humor during Obama's second term. this type of stuff is the downstream effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49238573)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Concupiscible faggot firefighter national

it's horrible and unfunny. and the concept itself is stupid as shit. he's not mimicking trump, he's parodying/mocking his twitterpoasting. but whether you love or hate trump, you can't deny his tweet game is 180, he just has a knack for pwning the shit out of people in a couple sentences. so what the fuck is there to even mock?

this is what happens when your staffers are 22 year old bluehaired lib homosexual/genderqueer whatever. as you said, comedy was "canceled" years ago so these fucking morons have no concept of "funny" and they think the subject matter here is really resonating with people. it's just a complete failure all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49238590)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Naked jet-lagged space

actually it's easy to deny it. it's terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49238611)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible faggot firefighter national

wrong. his tweets are hilarious. so newsom's nonbinary staffers are trying to mock something that is objectively 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49238622)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: Bistre Mood Pozpig

It's the authenticity. With Trump you actually think he's typing the shit out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49238662)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible faggot firefighter national

yea and he zings the fuck out of people.

this newsom shit is embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49239116)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: startling ceo chad

he’s typing the shit out literally while taking a shit on a gold plated toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49239791)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: irradiated disturbing university hissy fit

Does this stuff land with anybody not on Bluesky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49239301)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: carmine goal in life

To be fair,

Libs desperately trying to forcememe the idea that some guy who is LITERALLY mimicking another guy's successful and popular schtick is somehow "alpha," why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49239307)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Lilac digit ratio native

Don't you get it? He's STANDING UP to trump with snarky tweets. He's showing the country he's NOT SCARED of authoritarianism and he WON'T BE SILENCED. He is, quite literally, the face of THE RESISTANCE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49239324)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: carmine goal in life

To be fair,

"Hashtag, Resist!!!"

LJL brother LJL.

The sad thing is that I really do believe Obeezy is gay and retarded and dumb enough to genuinely believe these tweets are hysterically funny and extremely cutting. "Oh man, get him, Gavin! Take that, Drumpfth!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49239711)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: angry kitchen

Elon fangirl ultra online dork weighing in on what it means to be “alpha” is 180, thanks for that babes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49239365)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible faggot firefighter national

bro the newsom tweets are retarded and gay and awful. you cannot think they are funny or cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49239374)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: carmine goal in life

To be fair,

Elon Musk is a fat autistic middle-aged dorky tech bro who got a hair transplant and plays with spoons at fancy dinners...

...and yet despite all of that, he is also OBJECTIVELY 100x more alpha than Gavin Newsome on any meaningful metric in the modern world (large-scale international influence, real world power at the highest levels, global popularity and its attendant influence as a thought leader, repeated proven success within an extremely competitive field that actually matters in the real world, etc etc etc). Even on an animalistic physical level, Musk could probably wrestle Newsome into submission and then sit on him simply because Newsome has the build of a skinny gay twink. We won't even get into how Newsome's former wife showed him the ultimate disrespect by hooking up with the son of his biggest political enemy, or how his current wife publicly admitted that she cravenly fucked and sucked Harvey Weinstein for a career bump that never even materialized (and yet he chooses to remain married to her).

LJL, LJL.

Next up: "Ackkkkkkkshually, when you REALLY think about it, Newsome is ALSO way more alpha than Drumpfth himself!" *farts cum, adjusts buttplug*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49239698)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: spectacular indigo forum

(post mimicking 60iq proles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49239394)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Amethyst House-broken Principal's Office

Didn't Harvey Weinstein fuck his current wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49239380)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Bistre Mood Pozpig

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2)#49239389)