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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
slap-happy arousing genital piercing stage
  06/30/25
wow lol
Impressive Aphrodisiac Parlour
  06/30/25
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avocado indian lodge
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Impressive Aphrodisiac Parlour
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
slap-happy arousing genital piercing stage
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
bespoke nibblets bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
slap-happy arousing genital piercing stage
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Effete useless brakes reading party
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
erotic bearded twinkling uncleanness digit ratio
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Impressive Aphrodisiac Parlour
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
rusted nursing home
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
slap-happy arousing genital piercing stage
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
erotic bearded twinkling uncleanness digit ratio
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Internet-worthy abode
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Impressive Aphrodisiac Parlour
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
slap-happy arousing genital piercing stage
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Awkward shrine gunner
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
rose school
  06/30/25
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costumed copper foreskin
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
ruby multi-colored kitchen
  06/30/25
...
slap-happy arousing genital piercing stage
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Autistic talented national security agency
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Lemon cheese-eating pistol
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Buff fluffy international law enforcement agency casino
  06/30/25
...
rusted nursing home
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Internet-worthy abode
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Indigo soul-stirring station karate
  07/01/25
...
Lemon cheese-eating pistol
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
big deep step-uncle's house clown
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Blathering feces
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
big-titted exciting address wrinkle
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
bronze roommate queen of the night
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
grizzly appetizing gas station
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
outnumbered lettuce
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: slap-happy arousing genital piercing stage

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Impressive Aphrodisiac Parlour

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: avocado indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Impressive Aphrodisiac Parlour

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: slap-happy arousing genital piercing stage

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: bespoke nibblets bawdyhouse

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: slap-happy arousing genital piercing stage

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Effete useless brakes reading party

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: erotic bearded twinkling uncleanness digit ratio

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Impressive Aphrodisiac Parlour

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: rusted nursing home

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: slap-happy arousing genital piercing stage

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: erotic bearded twinkling uncleanness digit ratio

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Internet-worthy abode

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Impressive Aphrodisiac Parlour

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: slap-happy arousing genital piercing stage

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Awkward shrine gunner

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: rose school

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: costumed copper foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: ruby multi-colored kitchen

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: slap-happy arousing genital piercing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Autistic talented national security agency

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Lemon cheese-eating pistol

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Buff fluffy international law enforcement agency casino

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: rusted nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Internet-worthy abode

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Indigo soul-stirring station karate

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Lemon cheese-eating pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: big deep step-uncle's house clown

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Blathering feces

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: big-titted exciting address wrinkle

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: bronze roommate queen of the night

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: grizzly appetizing gas station

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: outnumbered lettuce

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065360)