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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
opaque sex offender
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Big bawdyhouse double fault
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
opaque sex offender
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
boyish swollen forum macaca
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
opaque sex offender
  12/23/25
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glittery dull rehab jap
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passionate orchid home prole
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Lascivious Set
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Multi-colored psychic
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adventurous parlor stock car
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thriller indigo twinkling uncleanness
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boyish swollen forum macaca
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mint know-it-all heaven
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Cheese-eating appetizing cruise ship
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opaque sex offender
  12/24/25
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Diverse Mewling Goal In Life
  12/24/25
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ruddy charismatic mental disorder
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Laughsome pozpig
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
opaque sex offender
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
Lascivious Set
  12/23/25
180
brass arousing feces state
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Cobalt marvelous stead gay wizard
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
opaque sex offender
  12/23/25
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Buff massive lodge coffee pot
  12/24/25
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trip chapel
  12/24/25
logical tbh
stirring indecent kitchen
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
opaque sex offender
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
racy overrated death wish
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
opaque sex offender
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
racy overrated death wish
  12/23/25
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saffron karate casino
  12/24/25
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ruddy charismatic mental disorder
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
motley theater
  12/23/25
"missing out of having sex " overrated af, also...
jet thirsty community account market
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
opaque sex offender
  12/23/25
just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech...
jet thirsty community account market
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
cracking mahogany antidepressant drug yarmulke
  12/24/25
whats w jews and butt shit
jet thirsty community account market
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Greedy fighting hall dragon
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
embarrassed to the bone iridescent regret
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Razzle-dazzle Sickened Internal Respiration
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
opaque sex offender
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Irradiated insane library
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Razzle-dazzle Sickened Internal Respiration
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
opaque sex offender
  12/24/25
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Multi-colored psychic
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Irradiated insane library
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
opaque sex offender
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Irradiated insane library
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Razzle-dazzle Sickened Internal Respiration
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
opaque sex offender
  12/25/25
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ebony abode
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Multi-colored psychic
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Diverse Mewling Goal In Life
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Pale insanely creepy location
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Hilarious puce university
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Contagious school
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
opaque sex offender
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Contagious school
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
opaque sex offender
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
Histrionic Theatre
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
opaque sex offender
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Irradiated insane library
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
Ivory preventive strike locale
  12/24/25
tp
adventurous parlor stock car
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
umber crotch parlour
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
opaque sex offender
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Irradiated insane library
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
opaque sex offender
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Irradiated insane library
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: opaque sex offender

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse double fault

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: opaque sex offender

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: boyish swollen forum macaca

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: opaque sex offender

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: glittery dull rehab jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: passionate orchid home prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Lascivious Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: adventurous parlor stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: thriller indigo twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: boyish swollen forum macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: mint know-it-all heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Cheese-eating appetizing cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: opaque sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Diverse Mewling Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: ruddy charismatic mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Laughsome pozpig

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: opaque sex offender

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Lascivious Set

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: brass arousing feces state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Cobalt marvelous stead gay wizard

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: opaque sex offender

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Buff massive lodge coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: trip chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: stirring indecent kitchen

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: opaque sex offender

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: racy overrated death wish

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: opaque sex offender

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: racy overrated death wish

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: saffron karate casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: ruddy charismatic mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: motley theater

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: jet thirsty community account market

"missing out of having sex "

overrated af, also if u really want more sex just go to amps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: opaque sex offender

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: jet thirsty community account market

just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech girls suck you off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: cracking mahogany antidepressant drug yarmulke

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: jet thirsty community account market

whats w jews and butt shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Greedy fighting hall dragon

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone iridescent regret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sickened Internal Respiration

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: opaque sex offender

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Irradiated insane library

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sickened Internal Respiration

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: opaque sex offender

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Irradiated insane library

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: opaque sex offender

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Irradiated insane library

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sickened Internal Respiration

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: opaque sex offender

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: ebony abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored psychic

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Diverse Mewling Goal In Life

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Pale insanely creepy location

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Hilarious puce university

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Contagious school

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: opaque sex offender

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Contagious school

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: opaque sex offender

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Histrionic Theatre

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: opaque sex offender

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Irradiated insane library

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Ivory preventive strike locale

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: adventurous parlor stock car

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: umber crotch parlour

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: opaque sex offender

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Irradiated insane library

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: opaque sex offender

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Irradiated insane library

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49539118)