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How much commissary would you get for your gf in jail?
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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:02 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132155) |
Date: July 26th, 2025 6:16 AM Author: duck-like rose wagecucks trump supporter how much did your bf get for you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132158) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:23 AM Author: Slimy magenta nursing home pisswyrm (Subject matter expert) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132189) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:25 AM Author: Aphrodisiac brilliant casino Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self awareness to setup this DUNK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132273) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:31 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse Beyond belief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132278) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse DUAL subject matter expert, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132314) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: Slimy magenta nursing home pisswyrm TRIPLE actually - see cookie section (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132338) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:16 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132361) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: Jet-lagged roommate market Wrong. Nobody got him commissary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49133291) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: painfully honest amethyst theater mad cow disease How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that stay tied and won’t come undone in court? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132390) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:39 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse Not in the catalog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132393) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:07 AM Author: odious chocolate office brethren How much is commissary and what can she get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132248) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse See my order below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132378) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:12 AM Author: painfully honest amethyst theater mad cow disease If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132254) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:22 AM Author: heady yarmulke imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132268) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 AM Author: soul-stirring idiotic ape tbf, probably not as much as his wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132320) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:03 PM Author: heady yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132636) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132280) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse It displays: (QTY) Total cost
So for example 16 Snickers bars for a total of 18.72 (like 1.10 per bar which is a steal) but it doesn't display individual item cost They only allow $100 per month |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: translucent autistic institution Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s got connections to money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132298) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:44 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132306) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Slimy magenta nursing home pisswyrm Meth? STDs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132342) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse No STDs and she doesn't sell ass. She's a pro burglar |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:43 AM Author: Purple digit ratio really tough guy Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may need to sleep less to free up the cash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132303) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:45 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail. Plus wouldn't i basically lose that money once she fails to appear? Better that the time she's in right now counts as time served. |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:49 AM Author: painfully honest amethyst theater mad cow disease Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between you and the penal institution? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132316) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse Yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132326) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM Author: Vermilion glittery gunner The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum to her cellie or whatever other friend(s) she identified as being crucial to her well being (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132347) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132363) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: splenetic gas station black woman You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll" to protect her, otherwise she'll just be extorted by tougher girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132364) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:19 AM Author: Vermilion glittery gunner It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit on payroll and find the guards wives and give them no-show jobs at my business if that's what it took. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132367) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: splenetic gas station black woman At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian" girl who ISN'T in prison to be your concubine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132370) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM Author: Vermilion glittery gunner What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved wife if she went away for murdering someone who totally had it coming or whatever. I could be $5,000 a month into her protection and probably still come out ahead financially compared to her being free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132377) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:35 AM Author: splenetic gas station black woman This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically says "gf." Wife is a totally different equation wtf bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132387) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 AM Author: Vermilion glittery gunner This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedback brother. Life experience blinders you sometimes and I can no longer fathom having a girlfriend
The correct answer to this precise hypo is "lol, nothing" or if they're only in for a short stint and great in bed "the single person maximum, because it's immaterial" |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM Author: splenetic gas station black woman Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CHAD while you were sending her commissary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132349) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Slimy magenta nursing home pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132353) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: silver chad hell Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132373) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132374) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:32 AM Author: silver chad hell How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that cost? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132384) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:36 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132388) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:44 AM Author: silver chad hell Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that automated inmate phone calls for local governments. They got a cut of the fees and I remember them being high. Seemed shitty.
How long have you two been together? Are you still together or is she with someone else skeezy now and you are just being a good guy? |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:01 AM Author: infuriating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132431) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: silver chad hell Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and you already know everything others would say. Take care of yourself and remember you can’t fix everything and everyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132647) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Bateful Piazza Gay Wizard In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that somehow ended in jail and I'm worried about her spilling the beans to my wife and therefore have a tremendous incentive to get her stuff from the commissary? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49133585) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Slimy magenta nursing home pisswyrm cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49142562) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:15 PM Author: splenetic gas station black woman It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understand how parasites work, if you pay her off she'll just be back for more money. You're way better off paying some other bitch in the prison to shank her to death, thus guaranteeing her permanent silence. Honestly, how can you be on XO and not understand how women work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49143354) |