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Why didn't we launch a voyager satellite every year for 40 years?

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carmine cerebral crotch native
  07/28/25
(SEATTLE TIMES)
Overrated Hilarious Wrinkle
  07/28/25
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Lime giraffe
  07/28/25
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Overrated Hilarious Wrinkle
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Overrated Hilarious Wrinkle
  07/28/25
voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsio...
Razzle crackhouse yarmulke
  07/28/25
and they figured all that out back then? BS
supple offensive range
  07/28/25
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Magical trump supporter
  07/28/25
Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds
Lime giraffe
  07/28/25
Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick.
racy halford step-uncle's house
  07/28/25
we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it...
Diverse stag film
  07/28/25
No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leade...
racy halford step-uncle's house
  07/28/25
Montage of people happily drinking milk
Embarrassed To The Bone Amber Chad Stead
  07/28/25
Piles of shoes
carmine cerebral crotch native
  07/28/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 2:21 AM
Author: carmine cerebral crotch native



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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Overrated Hilarious Wrinkle
Subject: (SEATTLE TIMES)

NASA insiders revealed today that the ambitious 'Annual Voyager' program was quietly scuttled in the early 80s, not due to budget constraints as previously believed, but over fears of 'cosmic gentrification.'

A leaked memo reportedly stated, "If we keep sending probes, the type of entities we attract might dramatically lower celestial property values."

The source, speaking on condition of anonymity, added, "They saw what happened to the South Lake Union neighborhood and decided to put a moratorium on all interstellar outreach indefinitely."

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Lime giraffe

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Date: July 28th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Overrated Hilarious Wrinkle



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: Overrated Hilarious Wrinkle



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: Razzle crackhouse yarmulke

voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsion of a rare planetary alignment. doing that in other years would be a lot slower. your probes would be like 15% of the distance or some shit.

the actual 'true' plan for long-range probes was to fling several capsules around the sun several times and hurl them out of the solar plane using the most rapid gravity assist possible on a short time-scale. but it was cancelled in the late-70's due to budget cuts.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:01 AM
Author: supple offensive range

and they figured all that out back then? BS

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Magical trump supporter



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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: Lime giraffe

Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: racy halford step-uncle's house

Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:52 AM
Author: Diverse stag film

we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it's an anti-China gimmick this time.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: racy halford step-uncle's house

No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leader in uniting the planet for peace and all that hippie shit. The record with naked people picking flowers saying "hello" in a rainbow of languages was designed to contrast us to the Soviets. What are we going to do to contrast us to China, but tranny children's books inside?

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Amber Chad Stead

Montage of people happily drinking milk

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Date: July 28th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: carmine cerebral crotch native

Piles of shoes

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